In the Life of a Raptor
Anime an idea that no one have used yet! I feel so happy!
Chapter 1-Rex
He's in his own fanfic,
And he gets mad really quick,
He's Rex Raptor!
The main man of all the chapters,
He's Rex Raptor!
Okay… I could've sworn I didn't ask for a theme song! UGH! I'm Rex Raptor, the annoying teen that everyone hates (but Anime). If no one noticed, my voice changed since battle city. Weird huh? My buddy Weevil, another annoying guy, says it's from puberty, an experience of life that may take a bite from your ass! OH! I should start the story shouldn't I?
Okay, I was lying in bed until…
"REX! WAKE YOUR LAZY BUTT UP!" Weevil yelled, pouncing on me. Weevil couldn't wake me up so he wiggled he fingers around my face murmuring, "Crawl my cockroach friend!"
That got me scared! I jumped from my sleep and fell to the floor in my boxers screaming, "GET IT OFF!!" Weevil just snickered. "I hate you dude!" I said, bending over to get my pants.
"Didn't anyone ever tell you that crack kills?" Weevil said, hinting that my 'crack' was showing from my boxers. I stood up blushing and punched Weevil in the face, knocking him to the ground. When will anyone learn how to not get me mad? Weevil got up, adjusting his nerdy glasses, and mumbled, "Owwy!" I got my pants on and threw on my jacket.
"Why are you here anyways?" I asked, walking downstairs with him following me.
"I came here to remind you that you have a job to attend to!" He replied, making me sweat.
"Oh no," I worried "Mr. Ramos is gonna kill me!" I ran back upstairs to switch to my outside clothes to my working clothes. I pushed Weevil down the stairs as I ran for the door.
"Mr. Raptor," His annoying voice called "I see that you are late again! Luckily, Mr. Underwood here went to your house to get you here! One more time you're tardy, you will be fired and will never be allowed to come to McBurgers again!" He walked off like the fag he was.
Mr. Ramos. He's 9 years older than me and thinks he controls me! He's a geek/idiot/A-hole/retard. His face was covered in freckles, he wore the biggest glasses I've ever saw, he wore a striped t-shirt (red and white), that same dusty nametag, and he always yelled at the chef (me).
"GR," I growled "One day I will have my revenge!"
"Don't be so mad," Weevil said, obviously not seeing how dumb that guy can be "You'll be the manager one day!" I scoffed and pushed him into the trashcan. When I went to my grill, Mr. Ramos was there. He told me to do the cash register. I could sense that the freak was gonna cut my paycheck! I stood at the cash register, waiting for a freak to order. Weevil's butt was still stuck in the trashcan until he pushed with all his might. A huge, overweight man arrived, looking like he was gonna get stuck in the door when he came.
"Welcome to McBurgers," I said "How may I help you?"
"Yes," He said, sounding like Fat Albert (Don't own) "I would like 3 number 9s, one with extra dip, a number 4 with extra ketchup, a number 1, and a diet coke (Don't own)."
Holy crap! Please tell me he has a family waiting for him at his house…Wait, he probably ate them too!
"Would that be for here or to go?" I asked.
"For here." He replied.
"That'll be 2,700 yen." I said. He threw his money at me and I was watching him sit down with difficulties…BIG difficulties. When I told my fellow friends (Excluding Mr. Ramos), one of them asked,
"Are we feeding a human or a humpback whale?!" I chuckled but somehow, Mr. Ramos had the food ready. It looked heavy when the service girl carried it to him. She walked away with a sore back.
The doors flew open again and my eyes shifted into a glare in a matter of minutes. It was that midget, Yugi Muto and that cursed Joey Wheeler.
"Rex?! You work at a burger place?" Joey screamed.
"Obviously," I muttered, rolling my eyes "So what's your order?"
"I want 3 number 9s, one with extra dip, a number 4 with extra ketchup, a number 1, and a diet coke!" The dummy ordered. Good Kami, when will these people learn to eat less greasy foods?
"And you?" I asked Yugi, who climbed on the counter just to order.
"I would like a McSalad and a cup of water!" He said, sounding like he was having difficulties talking. A scream from the door came. It was Free Willy (AKA Fatty).
"HEY HEY HEY! I'M STUCK!" He yelled, struggling to get out.
"Can some put some grease on fatty here to get out!?" Rex yelled.
Anime-I hope it was good so far!