Hello!! Sorry about another story!! Im useless I know but I was sat here an I got the idea! So I thought meh why not! Not like I could've updated anyway! So here you go a completely pointless story that I found funny to write!

Disclaimer; What do you mean people own them? Theyre real people! People cant own people?! What do you mean theyre not real!! *falls to knees* all my plans to kidnap Remy for myself are ruined!! *cries hysterically*

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"I have an idea!!"

None of the Alcolytes moved or reacted as Magneto floated into the room announcing about his plan. Come on its not the first time he's said it. Looking at his acolytes annoyingly he tried again.

"I said I have an idea!!"

Still no one moved and they all carried on watching the television. Sighing annoyed Magneto used his powers to unplug the TV causing everyone to groan, actually to cause Remy and John to groan since Piotr doesn't seem to do much.

"Good! Now your all listening I've got a plan to defeat the X-men once and for all!!"

"But we tried that last week, and the week before that! I don't wanna fail again" whined John as he stared intently at his lighter as he flipped it open and closed.

"Come to the war room and I'll tell you the idea!" Magneto said floating away to the war room pleased with the fact that his idea would work.

*6hrs later*

A frustrated and embarrassed team of Alcolytes, minus Magneto, walked through the entrance of the their base covered from head to toe in chicken feathers mumbling about Magneto and his stupid plans. Magneto followed them shortly with a grin on his face.

"Did you see them?! We almost had them that time I swear! Don't worry we'll get them next time because I am The Almighty Magneto!!"

Ignoring him and without a word to each other the rest of the team all separated and went to their bathrooms to get washed.

*the next day*

The three teen Alcolytes were once again sat watching the TV intently all wondering what stupid scheme Magneto would make them do next to beat the X-men. Suddenly the door to the base was slammed open and a familiar voice was heard.

"What the hell do yo' think your doin!! Let me go!! Ah swear ah'll suck yo' dry when ah get free!!"

Sitting up they all watched as a smiling Magneto floated into the room with a floating Rogue wrapped in a steel pipe next to him.

"I have an idea!! A new one! A better one!"

"Let me go!!!"

"Quiet I'm not done explaining! Now! I've noticed that their team is bigger then ours so ill just get Mesmero to change her memories and then she'll be on our team and then ill keep doing this until our teams bigger then their and then we have to win!!"

"Erm..boss"

"Pardon?"

"Err desole Remy meant Almighty Magneto..."

A snicker could be heard from Rogue.

"...deres a slight problem wit' dis plan"

"No there isn't its perfect! Nothing can go wrong! See cause unlike our last plan I've thought it all through! There's no way they can use this against us!"

"Well erm yo' see yo' got rid of Mesmero, yo' said it was cause he kept makin' yo' tink yo' were really wearin' red n purple when really yo' wear black. Remember?"

Just as he was about to respond Magneto stopped and a look of defeat came over his face.

"Oh yeah..oh well next plan!"

And dropping Rogue to the floor because he forgot all about her he began to float out of the room to plan his next idea.

"What about me! How am ah supposed to get home?!"

Magneto completely ignored her and carried on floating away talking to himself. Turning she looked to the rest of the team.

"So any of ya'll taking me home then?"

"No can do petite, Mag's broke my bike an' John crashed the van after de last plan"

"Great! So where are we?"

"Dunno Sheila!"

"How can you not know?!"

"Well cause the writers for the show aint written where we are so its still a mystery!"

Sighing Rogue crossed her arms and sat on the sofa in between Remy and John and started to watch the TV with them waiting for Magneto to come up with a plan so she could go home again.

*One week later*

Remy and John stumbled through the door to the base tired and looking worse for wear, since they had both agreed to accompany Rogue home apologising for Magneto. Of course since neither actually knew where their secret base was they ended up wandering through snow, desert, forests and cities just to get Rogue home. Walking into the small room that held the TV both teens fell onto the sofa happy for the rest, neither noticing the fact that Piotr hadn't moved from where he was a week ago, until John opened his eyes.

"Wow mate you alright? You look a bit stiff. Mate? Petey? Hello? I think he's broken"

"Yo' sure he not just ignorin' yo'?"

"Nah he aint he's really just sat there all stiff like!"

Standing up slowly John walked over to Piotr and pushed his shoulder only to have the flat picture of him fall over.

"Blimey mate! It's a cardboard cut-out! When did that happen?"

"Dunno maybe when we were takin' my chere hom', merde! Magneto aint gonna like dis! An' dis means it just yo' n me left! Unless de chat happen to come back for any of dese stupid plans"

"Hey! Maybe we should escape too!!"

"Yo' really wanna go out dere again?!"

"True! I have to admit though that dragon was a bit of a surprise! I mean I knew this place was a secret but who would of thought we would of met a dragon I thought those things didn't even exsist!"

"True but dat was not'in compared to dat damn evil crocodile!"

"You know we've been gone for a week and Piotr's been gone for however long and yet Mag's aint said a word! Think he's dead?"

Shrugging the pair made their way sneakily along the corridor towards the door that Magneto's office was behind. Pushing the door a jar they both peered in to see Magneto sat at his desk surrounded by dirty plates and sweet wrappers shouting at his computer screen and clicking constantly. Frowning with confusion the pair pushed the door open fully, walked around the desk and peered over Magnetos shoulder to see him playing on 'The Sims'.

"No!! Why is none of these plans working!! Stupid Xavier why wont you die?! I've already drowned half of your students and yet you keep on evading my plans to kill you!"

Remy and John watched as Magneto told the Sim Xavier to set off a firework, they all watched as Sim Magneto came and stood behind him and watched as Sim Xavier set off the firework. A few seconds later it came crashing down to the ground as Magneto had planned only to land where Sim Magneto had been standing who died by being burned to death leaving Sim Xavier to go and make some food inside.

"NOO!!! Stupid Xavier!! I hate this game!! I refuse to play it any more!!.....oh so you think that you can dance and get away with it huh?! Well you may have killed off of the Alcolytes and myself but you wont be able to evade it for much longer now will ...oh! *cough* Erm...hi! Why are you two here when I am trying to create a plan that will defeat the X-men for good?"

"Well.."

"Cause I have a plan! I do! Honest! But you see it involves kidnapping.....Forge! Go kidnap Forge and then come back again! Yes that should get you away for a bit."

Shrugging slightly the pair left the Master of Magnetism to his game of Sims and went to go kidnap Forge.

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And there you have it! I was gonna make it a one shot but it just seems like to much fun to stop so ill carry on! Bit by bit! lol! I did attempt to get rid of Remy's naughty mouth but he blackmailed me so sorry! Though you this way you can all still read laugh and well...read and laugh! If not imagine what Remy, St. John and Piotr look like covered from head to toe in feathers! hahahahaha!

Hope it wasn't a complete waste of time cause you can review you know!!

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