AN: Hey, guys, it's me Zane4LifeY'all! I just wanted to let all you know that I was writing that horrible story for laughs. I didn't mean any offense to anyone who I called out in the first chapter of this story, except for Phantom Umbreon. Phantom Umbreon is my friend, and she told me to write whatever I wanted about her, therefore, she knows that I was joking.

Phantom Umbreon: It's true! In fact, we decided to write that story during our sleepover after I made her watch the pilots and the first two episodes.

I just wanted to clarify that fact. I know that If I post this it will go against the site's rules, so I have a little treat for you all.

Kai, Jay, Cole, and Zane sat huddled in the closet, planning how they were going to get rid of Melody. They knew she wasn't human; she was what writers and readers would call a Mary Sue. Mary Sues are always perfect, pretty, and powerful. They also constantly show up the main characters.

"Does anyone have any ideas on how to get rid of that abomination?" Kai asked, looking around at the others.

"I think I remember reading something about how to beat a Mary Sue online somewhere," Jay said.

"Well, what did it say, Jay?" Cole asked.

"I think it said, 'To beat a Mary Sue, you need to use logic. Don't try to fight her. You will lose.'"

"So all we have to do is point out how illogical her existence is?" Zane added.

Jay shrugged. "I guess."

"Well, let's go destroy that Sue!" Kai said as he began to to get up. The others grinned and nodded.

The guys walked out to the training grounds. Melody was going through the motions of the training course. She began to pound on the dummies, destroying them with one hit. She summoned the magical music notes then began to slice the remaining training dummies.

Melody finally stopped and noticed the guys.

"Oh, hey, guys. What are you doing?"

"We have a few questions for you, Melody," Jay said.

"Okay, shoot."

"How can you have the element of music? Music isn't an element," Kai said. Melody began to stammer an answer out, but Cole cut her off.

"How can you be the most powerful ninja when the green ninja is supposed to be the most powerful?"

Before she could answer that one, Zane asked another question. "How can you fight with hair that goes down to your thighs? You'd surely trip."

Melody began to panic. She looked like she was ready to explode.

"Why are your eyes purple? It's impossible to have purple eyes," Jay stated.

Melody couldn't take all of the logical questions being thrown at her. She clutched her aching head in her hands, threw back her head, and screamed. She began to glow before she exploded into rainbow colored goo that rained down on the guys. The guys looked down at the goo that covered their bodies.

"Ah, gross!" Jay exclaimed.

So did you guys like it? I thought I'd put an end to the Mary Sue known as Melody. Probably won't be posting anything new on this account since this is supposed to be a troll account. Phantom Umbreon was nice enough to let me use her computer and one of her emails to make this account and these stories. I think she's going to take it down soon though. Maybe she'll upload these terrible stories on her account.

P.S. This was written by Phantom Umbreon since Zane4LifeY'all had to go home early and was unable to write this next chapter.