Chapter 1: The Plane Ride

Our story begins in the land of Mushroom Kingdom after returning from the island of Delfino. Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Diddy, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong were about to head to Delfino Island again for a true vacation. Peach was going to go but she had important business so she had to stay behind. Mario and the others are at the airport about to leave.

"Goodbye Mario." Peach said as she waved goodbye. Mario and the others waved too. They went on the plane and the doors closed.

They all found their seats. Mario was sitting next to Luigi. DK and Yoshi sat together. Waluigi and Diddy sat side-by-side. But Wario sat next to an old man. Wario was on the inside.

A few hours later Wario asked the old man "Can you get up I gotta pee?"

The old man replied "WHAAAT? I can't hear you!"

Wario got a little mad. He was holding it in. "I said 'CAN YOU GET UP I GOTTA PEE!?'"

"I can't hear you; say it right in my ear." The old man held his ear up to Wario's mouth.

At this point he could barely hold it. "GET YOU'RE FREAKING OLD BUTT UP I GOTTA TAKE A PISS!!!!!!" Wario screamed.

"WHAAAT?"

Wario growled angrily. He pushed the old man in the floor and ran to the bathroom knocking down people in his way. Mario turned back to see if Wario made it to the restroom. Right before Wario opened the door his pants got dark and liquid fell to the ground.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wario screamed.

Mario fell to the floor laughing. "Wario… pissed… himself!" Mario said in between laughs.

Wario heard this and turned around angrily. He charged at Mario and knocked down a waiter. The old man just got up and then got trampled all of a sudden. A team of security guards came and grabbed Wario right before he got Mario.

"Let me go you drunken bastards!" Wario shouted trying to escape.

"No way!" One security guard said. "And we ain't drunk! That is just how we are!"

Mario started laughing again.

"What are you laughing at?" The same security guard asked.

Mario answered. "You just insulted yourself!" He said still laughing.

"I should beat you for that!" The guard said angrily.

"Okay." Mario said as he got up.

Wario still tried to escape and the other guards got bored and walked off. But the one that was talking stayed. He easily held Wario back.

"I thought you were supposed to be strong but you are just a fatass loser."

"Grrrrrrr!" Wario growled.

"This is so easy a big monkey who throws his feces and is a complete and total retard could do it." The security guard said smiling and laughing at his joke.

DK heard this and roared. He jumped out of his seat and faced the security guard. He said something but it was in ape language.

"What did he say?" The guard asked confusedly.

Mario clarified. "He said that he was about to show you a monkey throwing his feces."

"Oh. I don't want to see that!" He screamed.

DK said something else.

"Huh?"

"He said you were going to taste it and not just see it." Mario responded.

"I don't get it?" He asked right before his face got hit with a fast pitch of crap. DK kept throwing his dropping at the guard until he got tired.

The guard got up. "Oh no. I've been bombarded with a load of monkey shit. Now excuse me while I go wash up." The guard ran away with his arms in the air screaming like a little girl.

Wario, who now had his chance to get Mario, forgot all about his anger and joined Mario with a whole lot of laughter. A bunch of angry waiters and security guards came up to Wario, Mario, and DK.

"You three are under arrest." One said.

"Why?" Mario asked.

The guard pointed at Mario. "You are under arrest for loud disturbances." He pointed to DK. "You are under arrest for assaulting a security guard with feces." And finally, he pointed to Wario. "You are under arrest for hit and run multiple times, and making a mess by the bathrooms… and not cleaning it up! Mainly because of the second reason."

The guards grabbed all three of them and locked them up into cells in the very back of the plane.

Twenty minutes later the same guard came up to them. He handed DK a phone. "You each get one phone call."

DK looked at it confusedly. He didn't know what to do with it. SO he threw it at the ground and broke it.

"That counts as your one phone call." He pulled out another phone and handed it to Wario. "Your turn."

Wario jerked the phone away angrily and dialed a random number. He spoke in a fake Arnold Schwarzenegger accent. "Hello this is Arnold Schwarzenegger. I have called for your refrigerator. It is broken and I want to eat it and then give you a pet rat as a replacement. You will also receive a one time use box that will cause a citywide power surge. Make good use of it."

On the other line the man said "Knock it off fatass." Wario looked up and saw the guard with a cell phone. The guard hung up and jerked the phone away. "That prank call backfired bitch. Now it is your turn short stuff."

Mario got the phone and said "I'm going to make an actual call that will help us." He dialed the number to Mushroom Kingdom Castle.

On the other end the operator picked up and said "We're sorry but the number you have called is out of reach. Please hang up and try again."

"Damn it! Damn it all to hell!" Mario screamed. "The damn number is out of reach!"

"Well that counted as you're one phone call. All of them sucked so goodbye." The guard walked off.

A few minutes later Mario was in a corner hyperventilating. "I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house. I can't be in the big house."

"Calm down Mario." Wario said getting angry at Mario constant hyperventilating and voice.

"I can't calm down. I'm gonna be stuck in here. And I'm surprised you aren't going crazy. You do know that they make fatasses go on a diet here."

"WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!" Wario screamed at the top of his lungs. He pulled off his hat and threw it on the ground. He proceeded to jump and stomp on it. Then he began pulling on his hair. He accidentally pulled part of it out. He screamed in pain and then began banging his head on the walls.

DK started ground pounding the floor and caused the entire plane to shake. The whole cell was going berserk with Wario banging his head on the walls, Mario hyperventilating, and DK ground pounding. The guard rushed in and yelled at them. They stopped what they were doing.

"Stop doing that immediately!"

"Okay." Mario said.

Twenty minutes later Luigi, Yoshi, Waluigi, and Diddy came to visit them.

"GET US OUT OF HERE!!! I NEED MY FOOD!!!!" Wario screamed.

Waluigi thought of something and smiled a mischievous grin. "Okay. But first you have to do something."

"WHAT?" Wario screamed.

"Get on your knees." Wario did. "Hold your nose like a pig snout." Wario did that. "And then sing 'I'm a little piggy, here's my snout. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.'"

"NO WAY!!!" Wario yelled.

"Then you can't get out." Waluigi said still smirking.

"Fine I'll do it." Wario got down on his knees and sang like a little piggy. Waluigi videotaped it.

"NOW LET ME OUT!!!!!" Wario shouted.

"Okay." Diddy said. He walked up and just pulled the doors open. "They forgot to lock the doors."

But just then an alarm sounded. "ALERT! ALERT!"

Guards rushed into the room and pulled out guns. "You are all gonna die!'

But then the gang was saved by the plane crashing into the shore and it killed everyone on the plane except for the crew because that was the only part of any room that was unhurt by the crash.

"Well that was luck." Luigi said in awe.

"Well shouldn't we go enjoy our vacation?" Mario asked as he ran into the paradise that is Delfino Island.

End of chapter.

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