Hey all, I'm back again! Sorry, I kind of abandoned my other fic, I just lost the inspiration for it. I'm just TRYING this one, so please give me reviews and ideas. Don't get sidetracked by Kiba's feelings for Naruto either, This IS a SasuNaru fic. Maybe a couple of side pairings though, I haven't decided yet... But please read this over and give me HONEST reviews! Smooches for you all!!
Chapter 1
It was a brisk midsummer day in Konoha village. The birds were chirping, The wind was blowing ever so slightly, and the sun was just poking through the trees. A teenage, chipper looking blonde boy was walking down the sidewalk with his hands stuffed into his pockets, glancing in the windows of almost every shop he passed. A smile crossed his face when he saw a group of people standing on the other side of the lane.
"Oi! Shika-chan!" The Blonde boy yelled, bringing his right hand out of his pocket and raising it over his head.
"Speak of the devil..." The boy identified as Shika-Chan Grumbled. "And what did I tell you about calling me that, Uzumaki?" A glare resided on Shikamaru's face. He tried to resist the urge to punch the boy.
"We were beginning to wonder if you were even gonna show up, shrimp!" A spiky haired brunette boy chirped.
The Blonde boy, seemingly offended by such a remark, clenched his fists. "Clamp it Inuzuka, I don't need it." The boy growled, a smug look on his face. Yeah, Naruto was shorter than the average 16 year old, but not short enough to be called SHRIMP. He was rather delicate-looking though... Almost... Feminine?
Just then, a bigger boy, clutching a bag of potato chips tight at his side stepped forward. "Kiba, can you guys be together for like 2 minutes even without starting a fight? It amazes me how much you two dislike each other..." He groaned.
"Chouji, Just leave them be. If we're lucky, they Will get into a fight, and both get hospitalized so we don't have to listen to them bitch anymore." Shikamaru chuckled at the thought. Leaning against a fence and clasping his hands together behind his head, he spoke up. "Are we going to stand here all day, or are we gonna get to school?
"Ah! What do you care, Shikamaru? You're usually the lazy one!" Kiba growled
The group laughed at the comment, turning and heading towards the school. It was the first day of the new school year, so it was natural everyone group up before going to school. And it was almost a TRADITION to be late on the first day. It was also the first year the students had to wear uniforms. It wasn't TOO bad though, consisting of a white button up shirt, black tie, black pants and shoes. Unbeknownst to Naruto, the school was different than any other school he'd attended before. It was his first year in Konoha. He arrived right after school had gotten out last year, therefore had plenty of time to get to know everyone. Naruto was brought out of his musings by none other than Kiba, waving his hand in front of the blonde's face.
"OI! DOBE! WE'RE HERE!" Kiba shouted, and quite loudly at that. Naruto shook his head with a confused look on his face, taking in his surroundings before realizing that they were, indeed, at school. And a huge school it was! Naruto practically choked at the sight of it. It was almost like a wal-mart, but with 2 floors! The group of teens walked inside, Naruto scanning over his schedule, when he realized him, Shikamaru, and kiba all had the same homeroom.
"Aa, I'm going to go find my locker guys. Catch up with you later?"
"Hai..." Was the groups brilliant, well thought out response. Much to Naruto's dismay, He had a bit of walking to do before he got to his locker. 'Sheesh, what's with all the guys?' Naruto noticed. But every time he turned a corner, GUYS. To his left, GUYS. To his right, GUYS. Straight ahead, GUYS GUYS GUYS! Panicking, Naruto started to run to get to his locker. But everywhere he went there were just more guys! Hearing soft moans, Naruto peeked his head around the corner, only to strike fear into the young blonde's heart. There, in plain sight, were two GUYS making out! And people were just passing by, not stopping to stare or no cameras flashing, as if this was completely normal. Seeing Shikamaru down the hall, Naruto forced himself to run by the couple. As he was approaching Shikamaru, he also noticed that this was where, to his surprise, his locker was located.
"SHIKAMARUUUOOAHHH!!" Was what came out of the boys mouth as he tried to skid to a stop. Shikamaru snorted at his attempt to stop. Regaining his composition, Naruto looked at Shikamaru with pure horror in his eyes. "Sh-Shika-chan! Wh-Where are all the GIRLS?!"
"Girls? This is an all boy school, moron... There hasn't been girls here since...." He trailed off. "Since.... Fuck, I can't even remember!" Shikamaru wasn't one to forget things either. That only confirmed the thought that was pounding in his head.
"B-B-But I just saw tw-two GUYS making out! I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not a homophobic, it's just... WEIRD!" He turned to his locker, trying again and again to get his locker open, when he realized that his was one over.
"Well get used to it, It's normal around here... You're gonna see a lot of it." Shikamaru said, leaning back against his locker, but only for a moment until Naruto grabbed him and shook him vigorously.
"THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL!!" Naruto screamed. He let go of Shikamaru, leaning against his own locker and dropping down to the floor. At that moment, a buzzer rang, signaling for the students to get to class. Naruto hopped up instantly, walking off. It wasn't until he had walked a small distance before he realized he didn't know where the heck he was going. He turned around and walked back to Shikamaru. "Ahh, Gomen shika-chan, but where's" He trailed off, looking down at his schedule. "B21?"
"Upstairs, 'B' hallway, room one, left side" Shikamaru grumbled.
"Arigatou, Shika-Chan!!" The blonde hollered, taking off down the hallway. Shikamaru mumbled something about how troublesome before taking off to class himself. He wasn't one to be late… Naruto practically flew up the stairs, not wanting to stray his thoughts from much more than getting to class. He stared at his schedule, looking up at every door he passed by until he finally came to 'B21'. Jerking the door open, a look of shock was plastered on his face. HE was the first one to class. This, of all things, was a first to Naruto. Never ONCE had he been the first person to a class. He went to the back of the class, dropping his book bag, which he had forgotten to stuff in his locker, onto the floor. As time slowly dragged on, more and more students started to show up in class. Deciding to relax for a minute before a teacher decided to arrive, he sank down in his chair, putting his feet up on the desk.
"Oi!" Which was why Naruto wasn't aware that he was being addressed.
"OI!!" The redhead said, slamming his fist down on 'naruto's desk'. The blonde practically fell out of the chair before looking up at said boy.
"Whaddya want… " He grumbled.
"You're in my seat, blondie…" The redheaded boy said. That was all the motivation Naruto needed to get his ass out of that scary lookin' kids seat. He grabbed his stuff and took a seat next to the boy.
"I… I'm Uzumaki Naruto! And you might be?" He questioned innocently. The redhead just grunted, laying his head down in his arms. "Not the talkative type?"
"Hn."
"Is this your first year here?"
-Grunt-
"You've been here before?"
-Grunt-
"Gah! I give up!" The redhead boy smiled inwardly at this. Getting the boy to give up on talking to him was his original goal. The blonde boy continued ranting on about how some sensei hadn't told him that this was an all boy school. But after that, The redhead did his best to tune the boy out. The bell rang, but there was still no sign of the teacher. Naruto questioned Gaara about if the teacher was always late, but Gaara paid him no mind. As if on cue though, a silver haired man burst into the classroom, clothes looking rather messy.
"Good morning class! Sorry I'm late, I had to help an old woman across the street. But with her being old and all, naturally it took a while!" The man chirped. The whole class seemed to sigh.
"Goodmorning, Kakashi-Sensei." The class chimed in unison.
"Well, first things first. Welcome to the land of fire's all boy school!" At this Naruto guffawed.
"Ne ne, Sensei. There are no girls??" He just had to ask, knowing the ass Shikamaru was. He could've easily lied to him just to shut him up.
"No shit Sherlock!" Came the reply from Kiba, across the class. "Was your first clue all of the guys, or the fact that you haven't seen a SINGLE girl here?" Naruto could feel his cheeks getting red.
"Can it Inuzuka-Teme!" The blonde boy growled. He took enough of Kiba's shit outside of school as it was. Now he has to deal with him HERE of all places!
"Whoa, whoa there now! Can't we all just be friends here?" Kakashi sung out rather pleasantly. He was plotting something... Naruto could tell.
"And what exactly do you mean by friends, Sensei?" Naruto cooed. He hated the way teachers always implied stuff in their words. And, kakashi being kakashi, Naruto could tell it was something dirty... After all, who reads a book called "Makeout Paradise" In the middle of a class?! Kiba sunk down in his chair, pulling his hood up over his face to hide his blush. Ever since the first time he saw Naruto, He's wanted to get in his pants. But I mean you have to admit, He IS cute...
"Oh, nothing nothing... Now, be good little children and read. I assume you all brought a book, right?" There was a chorus of groans coming from the students. "No books? It's a school, how could you not bring a book?"
"Ano sempai, how were we supposed to know to bring a book on the first day of class??" A pale skinned, dark haired boy said.
"Sai... I would've expected YOU of all people to bring a book... I'm disappointed, really."
"G-Gomenasai, sempai..."
"You can all expect to read in this class, from now on. This is a pointless class, really. But don't take me lightly, and think you can screw off all period. You WILL read, and you DO get a GRADE in this class... Now, I expect you all to entertain yourselves quietly, I'M going to read..." Kakashi explained. All that could be heard from the class was the occasional snickering and laughing... From kakashi.