Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. :*(
'BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! SMASH!' It seems the latest of Hidan's alarm clocks have to join the other 73 in alarm clock heaven. Kakazu would be ticked. That money grubbing zombie-thing. After a sigh of annoyance, he rolled out of bed and got himself into a standing position. He walked over to a mirror and used a transforming jutsu, then admired himself in the mirror. He had shaggy brown hair and eyes like the sea after a storm. He was wearing a black short sleeved shirt and matching skinny jeans. His arms were covered with fishnet, along with black fingerless gloves. Why is he using a transformation jutsu you ask? Well, to make a long story short, he lost a bet with Itachi. He had to go to Konaha Ninja Academy for two weeks as a punishment for his too large ego. He continued to admire himself in the mirror for a couple of minutes, playing with his new hair that came down to his eyebrows. He trotted out of the base, only to stare at the pink bicycle he had to ride to the academy. He glared intensely at the bike for a good ten minutes before shredding whatever ounce of hope he had of melting it.
-At the Base-
Pein sighed as he heard another one of Zetsu's terrifying outbursts. "AHHHHHHH! HIDANS KNOWS THESE COST ME MY PRECIOUS MONEY!" Rolling his eyes, the orange haired man ignored the noises and drifted back into sleep.
After searching the cabinets, pantry, and refrigerator for breakfast foods to no prevail, Itachi sighed deeply.
"Itachi, what's for breakfast?" asked the shark-man, trudging down the staircase.
"Since when am I the Akatsuki maid? I'm going to IHOP. Check you later" Itachi replied, walking out the huge wooden doors and racing off on his Black YZF-R15 motorcycle. Kisame slumped down. "I guess I'll go too…" He mumbled to himself, slowly shuffling over to his beat-up blue pick-up. (He's too big for a bike. XD)
Ah, Konaha Ninja Academy. It was a nice day, Clear blue skies, birds singing, people carrying about in there business, while oddly cheery because of the great day. Hidan wanted to slaughter every moving thing in sight. Scratch that, he wanted to slaughter everything. Cursing silently to himself, he slowly walked with regret to his class. Once he got in, all the tables were full except two spaces on either sides of a pink haired girl. 'I wonder what's so ****ed up about this girl'... Hidan thought to himself. She seemed to notice him, because a tinge of pink was spreading across her cheeks.
-Sakura's POV—
HE'S HOT! *Drools*
Shut it! We're Sasuke's fan girl, remember?
More like crazed Sasuke-obsessed hormone driven crazy b****
:*(
Don't you emoticon me! That's not even possible. SAY HI TO THE MAN OR I SLIT YOUR THROAT.
That's not possible either… :/
IT IS NOW! YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS!
2…
"Hey, I'm Sakura!" I said, hoping he wouldn't notice her fake cheerfulness. His face visibly twitched,
I hope our little war wasn't to obvious
Sakura, you're doing it right now. And he's staring.
I looked up, and Inner Sakura was right.
I quickly flashed a smile at him and tried again, "So, what's your name?"
Much Better.
The mysterious Hot boy gave me a puzzled look and seemed to be having a mental war with himself.. It did look pretty weird. I need to stop doing that.
YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE ME!
SHUT UP!
Guess what your doing roght now? ;D
B-
"ob" Said the mystery guy.
"Eh?" I responded, confused.
"Bob. My name is Bob." Bob said, giving me a fake grin… it was pretty obviously fake.
You didn't know until I hinted you.
Shut Up!
After that I locked Inner in a chest and shoved her deep, deep into my mind.
"So, can I sit here?" Bob asked.
But… Sasuke…
MMMFPHHH! MMHH! PGHHHH!
Inner tried desperately to reach me, but was muffles by the dirty sock I shoved in her mouth.
"Yeah, I guess so" I said, frowning. He replied with a large fake smile of appreciation. I beamed at him the hardest and biggest I could, also opening my eyes as much as I could, hoping to scare him off.
You'll thank me.
How did you get out?
A/N: So, first Fanfic. I hope you like it. :] I had to delete my old one because I realized I accidentally posted the un-revised version. I revised this one myself… so sorry since I'm not the best. Also, my apologies if this is your second time reading.
Okay, so Sakura will probably rarely ever have that much of a part in the story, though this is not the last we will see of her! I'm just getting started with the crack-ness. You have seen NOTHING. Before a horrible rushed version of this was going to be published, it was brought to my attention from my editor, Hamedetta (or so her concealed name shall be), that it was horrid. Well, she said 'weak story line' WHICH MEANS HORRID! :*( Oh well, I tried my hardest (Not really, I didn't try all that hard) to fix it up. REVIEW. More reviews= faster update. 1:15 A.M. is approaching, so my brain isn't function quite the right way. (Although I usually stay up a lot longer than this O.O) So goodnight! I love you! 3 3 REVIEW! [: