Hello everyone :D

This is my first ever time writing, never thought much of it until like 3 days ago just thought oh what the hell might as well give it a go. If you like this story idea and how it's going please tell me. If you see any mistakes or anything of the sort feel free to point it out I won't get mad or anything.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter J.K. rolling does.

Pairing: Remus&Hermione&Sirius

Summary:

"You're going to be one of those down with love girls?" Sirius mocked. "I guess so."

Hermione has been having a lot of trouble with getting her right man. When she can't stand them anymore she declares she is done with men, but that does not go well with a certain werewolf and his Animagus friend who have had their eye on her for years.

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Just background information; so practically Hermione's living with Sirius because he was always complaining about being lonely all by himself in his house, so he invited Remus and Hermione to stay with him(been 5 months that they have lived together). Hermione needed a place to stay since Ron took their house (they were married), so basically Hermione hates Ron wants' completely nothing to do with him.

Also Voldemort and all are still alive.

Age; Hermione, Ron, Harry 21; Ginny 19, Sirius 41, Remus 40, Fred & George 22.

ENJOY: D

Down with love girl.

"I swear to Merlin I am done with men!" yelled Hermione as she stormed into the kitchen to reveal Sirius and Remus sitting casually at the table drinking tea and reading today's daily profit.

"I'm taking the date did not go well?" Remus said plainly as thou it was not a big surprise.

"Did not go bad? It was horrible! That damn prat tried to get in my pants on the first date! I hardly even knew him and he was already trying to pull a move. What did he think I was some stripper whore? Thinking I would jump right in to his bed? Damn men! All men are now these days are shagging drunken idiots! Just bloody idiots!" she complained, quickly adding in "Except you Remus you're really sweet." when he raised an eyebrow in mocking hurt.

"Ahem?" Sirius coughed.

"Yes?" Hermione asked, a small smile playing on her lips.

Sirius scolded and mumbled "Thanks" to quiet for Hermione to hear but with Remus enhanced hearing he could hear it clear as day, he chuckled, raising the daily profit up to cover his face in an attempt to hide his smirk from Sirius.

"Honestly Hermione" Sirius started " I don't see why you're so angry, you knew he was a one night stand type of guy of course he was going to try to get you to sleep with him. Heck! Who wouldn't? You're beautiful and bloody brilliant. That's hard to come by. That guy was just seeing what many see, and well who could blame him?"

"I agree with Sirius. You should have seen it coming."

Hermione cursed quietly when she felt her face heat up. "Yes I know" she sighed, as she was able to calm her temper and took a seat at the table, across from the older wizards. "I just, I don't know. I just thought if he got to know me than we could actually have a relationship. It's just so frustrating! I can't find a half decent guy anywhere!" She grumbled, feeling her temper coming back.

"What about that guy you went out with just last week, what's his name... Harold?" Sirius asked.

"Henry." she corrected.

"Yes him he seemed like a nice fella, whatever happened to him?"

"I found out he had another girlfriend, three actually."

"Oh" Sirius replied turning his gaze, feeling the awkwardness arise.

"What about Steven?" Remus added.

"Jerk. He always made mean comments about people who were different, well to different for him anyways. "

"Ryan?" Sirius questioned

"Ditz"

"Jason?"

"Used me to get another girl."

"Erik?"

"His laugh annoyed me." Sirius and Remus exchanged a look as to say 'who's the jerk now'?

Noticing the glance she added in "Also had another girlfriend." Sirius and Remus mumbled an "oh" and searched their minds for anymore guys they could think of. Eventually Remus thought of someone who he knew she would not be able to make an excuse for.

"Trevor? What about him? You two seemed to be really good together."

"Gay."

"Told you." Sirius mocked. "Anyone could see that a mile away." Remus gave him an annoyed look, which Sirius returned with a smile. Remus huffed, flipping to the next page of the profit in a dramatic way.

"Well the only other guy I can think of would be Ro-" He did not even dare finish; the glare Hermione was giving him was one that was intended for the kill.

"Well I guess you have had a bunch of terrible guys, but what can you do? There are simply horrible guys out there. You just haft to wait for the right guy to come along." Sirius stated.

"I wish you were right Sirius but I've been waiting for a long time and now it's just getting me pissed off! That recap of all the men that I've dated just opened my eyes even wider to how much of scum bags men are. Except for you Remus." She smiled and he chuckled as he heard Sirius mumble "Thanks" again. "I don't need a man in my life, especially if he is anything like the ones I have been dating. I'll just go the rest of my life without a man."

"Hermione your being to rash. You can't just declare that you're done with men like that. The right man will come eventually you just haft to be patient."

"No, I'm not being to rash Remus, if you were me then you would know how it feels. But you're not so just leave me alone about this I know what I'm doing, I always have. I'm just tired of being patient. I don't care anymore. I don't want a man and that's that."

"You're going to be one of those down with love girls?" Sirius mocked.

"I guess so."

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Remus sat in the library plopped up in his favorite brown chair, his feet stretched out onto a matching foot rest, his reading glasses resting on his nose as he scanned the hundreds of words on the page. He had started to read "A History of Magic" by Bathilda Bagshot because Hermione had gone out with Harry, Luna, Neville and Ginny to The Three Broomsticks; he was not expecting her back anytime soon. And for Sirius well he never knew where Sirius would disappear sometimes, but honestly he did not care much as long as he came back safely.

Remus had always enjoyed when no one was home, he could just sit back and relax and read. Don't get him wrong he enjoyed the company of Sirius and Hermione, but sometimes they can just be a handful.

Remus was interrupted from his peaceful relaxation by Sirius charging over to him and pushing his legs of the foot stool, sitting down on it causing Remus to groan and close his book."Well hello Patfoot."

"Moony. How do u make of our little witches comment about men?" Sirius asked cutting right to the chase.

"Nothing really, it's her decision what she wants to do."

"Oh come off it Moony my old pal. I know you have fancied her for a while now and actually so have I, don't even try and deny it."

"Even if I did I would not make a move she's too young Sirius and I advise you to do the same; imagine what everyone would do if they found out that we were trying to get to Hermione in more than a friendly manor, especially molly". He shuddered of the thought of Molly chasing the both of them with her wand at hand shouting hexes and curses like Bellatrix would do on a regular basis. "Anyways she just said she was done with men so I doubt we will even have the chance."

"Done with men? I don't think so. She won't be thinking that when I'm done with her and of course moony I will need your help." Sirius gave his most wicked marauder Smirk.

"What do you mean Padfoot? What are you planning?"

"You'll see".

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-Herm-o-ninny Lupin.