One day at Bowser's Castle:
"Bwahahaha, I've sealed off all the doorways to this dimension except for one! And Mario and Luigi and the Princess and all possible resistance to my empire
have been captured" said Bowser. All the Koopas cheered in unison.
"Hooray for King Koopa" sang his minions.
"Yes, finally, I have the kingdom. SarasaLand is next! And then, Planet Earth!" said Bowser.
"Woah, Bowser's really serious now," said Mouser.
"Correction, Daddy, I WANT the Earth" shrieked Wendy.
"Uhh, don't worry sugar scales I'll figure out a way to get you some of it" said Bowser.
Later, in New York:
SO YEAH...
A long time ago, there was this youthful rat with funky hair and googily eyes or something named Rocky Rodent. He roamed the streets of New York, doing all kinds of ridiculous things like spraying his hair in public and jumping around and lots of other total nonsense. So one day, he was down on his luck, he had just been fired from his job at the Pizza Shop, and he was about to go jump off the Brooklyn Bridge and end it all, but he came across a tall bobcat dude, flipping a quarter in the air, who looked like he had his tongue rolled way back in his cheek.
"Hey, bub, it's the Bubster. Hey buddy, wanna find out a way to earn ten bucks?" asked Bubsy.
"No, I don't. I want food" said Rocky.
"Come on bub, this is the Bubster you're talking to. What could possibly go wrong?" asked Bubsy.
"Uhh, I dunno. Everything? How do I earn ten bucks?" asked Rocky.
"Here, here ya go" said Bubsy, handing Rocky ten bucks.
"Hey, I can buy a soda with this" said Rocky.
"You mean you're not rich? Dude, your hair is like wackier than Donald Trump, you should be a billionaire by now" said Bubsy.
"Um, whatever, so what should I do?" asked Rocky.
"Well, I'm kinda down on my luck too ya know. My video games haven't sold any copies since like 2002 or something. But I've been surviving like any alley cat does, dumpster diving for sardines and such! You should try it sometime. Oh wait, you're a rat, you know I should be making a meal outta you but old Bubster has a heart" said Bubsy.
"There's this weird manhole I found yesterday," said Rocky.
"Really? What is so weird about it? inquired Bubsy.
"Well, it flips open by itself, and there's this weird pink fog. Looks like a portal!" said Rocky. Rocky and Bubsy went to the place Rocky described. They fell in.
THEY WERE IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!
"Oh, man, I feel so light headed" said Bubsy, plopping onto the green grass as he got ejected out of a warp pipe in a swift and violent fashion.
"Me too" said Rocky.
"Yeah. I got a feeling, Rocky. I got a feeling we're not in Brooklyn anymore" said Bubsy, wiping the dirt off his pants.
"What the heck is that?" asked Rocky, pointing at a big fanged mushroom-like creature. The mushroom creature began chasing them.
"Come on Rocky, you're the one who was named after all those boxing movies. A true bobcat like me never gets his fur frazzled over a fungus" said Bubsy.
"I think we oughta run Bubsy" suggested Rocky. Bubsy waggled his index finger and shook his head.
"No, we fight," said Bubsy, bashing his head against a question mark block and getting a fire flower. He sent a bunch of fireballs towards what could only be described as a Goomba, and the Goomba was then defeated. Bubsy cheered for victory.
"Let's keep going, there's more where that came from" said Bubsy.
Can Bubsy and Rocky save the Mushroom Kingdom?
To be continued...srsly? yes, at some point it will.