A/N: Attention I do NOT own any of the X-Men characters they are owned and created by Marvel.

-I thought about doing this fic. Because I just got so upset over the whole gambit & foxx bizarre love triangle thing I have to find a way to punish all the girls who aren't suppose to be with Remy, John, and Pietro other than Rogue, Wanda, and Lexa respectively. So yeah, bleh Foxx girl for sneekin' into the shower with em and makin him second guess himself and put his and Rogues's relationship on strain! argh-

I Made the Greatest Mistake of My Life

:1: We're Broken

-Open Your Eyes-

"Mah eyes are green… cos ah eat alotta vegetables."-came the sultry southern drawl that belonged to Marie.

"It don't got nuthin' ta do with your new friends…"-she belted out half drunkardly and merrily as the record player played on sweet jazz & bluesy beats.

"Ya dolls shoah yall wanna do this?"-Marie asked for the final time.

Wanda-"affirmative."

Lexa-"I concur."

"Good. May yall peace be held then…"-said Marie. "well then. Gimme the blades shugah."

"Mah eyes are green… cos ah eat alotta vegetables…it don't have nuthin' ta do with your new friends. hiccup Ah don't care…Ah swear, Ahm too through with ya- ah am! Ya don't mean nuthin' ta mea-so go. Ahead. An. Be. Wit. Ya. Friends.- mah eyes aaaare green…cos ah eats alotta VEGETABLES! IT. DON'T. HAVE. NUUUUTHIN. TA DO WIT' YOAH NEW FRIEND!"-Marie sang her hearts ache out.

Marie took the blades & brased herself for the slash. slash and the tears came down slowly…slash slash slash one after the other she continued vigorously.

"Yoah turn shugah."-she said as she passed Wanda the blades with shaky hands.

Wanda looked at her best friend with such admiration for the look of finality, determination, and vindication that now lit her beautiful heart shaped face.

Steadily she took the blades and procceded with her own release…slash slash and she was done.

Lexa didn't even wait for the torch to be passed she pulled out her own blades and with one final nod at both her sister and best friend slash in one fluid movement it was done.

Each of the close friends shakily approached their reflections & was very pleased with their results.

"NOT BAD!"-they all said in unison with great appreciation.

"Shugahz say hello to tha new vixensss."-she seductively hissed with delight and they all smirked. "anh ah do say new cos there was nevah any doubt that we weren't befoah, we were jus playin nahce, well no moah dolls! They want rich girls that can't even buy

class with the money they got let em have em buh that shoah aint us! Let's go back to the way we were befoah those self proclaimed playaz showed thayre ugleh faces round hea!"-Marie stated matter-o-factly.

"Ahem cough-cough"- "Okay well so they ain't ugleh buh they don't haftah know that."- They all agreed.

Lexa and Marie Howlett's vintage 1920's washroom tiles, that were once peppermint green with blue lining, were now covered with copper, cobalt blue, and midnight tresses.

"Well then my loves, shall we move on to wardrobe?"-asked Wanda.

"Ladies get started on rummaging through all our garments & ah shall grab our war paint darlins!"- Lexa said briskly.

"Shugah yall hang round papa too much…"- stated Marie.

"Shuuuut-up, miss –git yahr candy arse up! Gonna play ball wit daddy!-."-Lexa shot back.

"Both o' ya shut tha front door and get your arses movin'!"-Wanda growled and quickly put her temper in check. "shytzah!"

And so the three started to get ready for a night out on the town just them again, like how it was before. Before there was a Foxx….Before there was a Dazzler….Before there was a BoomBoom…. After the Bella, After the Amara, After the Crystal you're asking why'd they go back to that type right? Well Marie, Wanda, & Lexa were dumbfounded as well-let the boys have the mall rat hags. The type that think it's fashionable to be dressed the same exact way the department store dummies are, the type that get acrylics and pedicures daily, the kind that tan religiously, have fake knockers thanks to their parent's fantastic plastic, the kind that laugh at anything and everything, into "indie and underground and vintage" because it is now "hott" ugh kay ya get it already? I know you know the types!

We want men that want women not the lil' boys that want lil'girls to feed their egos and just agree to anything and everything they say. Afraid to have an opinionated girl with intellect and depth. No. NONE OF THAT. "An we are mos definitely not the type ta just "fuck" when they want some, maybe that's why they're with those twats!"-Lexa voiced.

"I got five on it."- Wanda smacked down a five.

"That's a lil' slim ain't it?"- Lexa cocked an eyebrow.

"What? That's actually a win win bet, that is the biggest part of the reason those asses cheatedeasy asses, cause they couldn't handle the fire in the kitchen, that or the hex bolts." –Wanda smirked evily.

"Either way…sigh they've done the unforgivable…ah can accept if Remy felt ah

just wasn't the one for him but to have caught him lahke ah did…'makes me wanna cry, if ah had any left to at the moment ahm dry…' ah could have respected that and maybe even come to terms with it through a friendship but…not that way it went down, not for that? That's an insult! DIRTY!"- Marie screamed in horror and hurt.

"Yeah John too…fuck that –I want my cake and eat it too!- That boy swore up and down he despised that type, somehin' like –you can never bring a hoe home to mother dearest, but the minute I'm outta town! I return ta find he HAS brought home a hoe!"- Wanda shrieked as she hurled the perfume across the room into the crimson walls lined with white Victorian casting.

"Shit yall didn't have their bitch up in your face demandin' he take a paternity test…that's how I found out…a child involved…yepp surely no hope for me, zilch." Lexa said deflated and defeated.

"Sorry bout' that Lex ya know I kicked his sorry arse…"-said Wanda apologeticlly.

"Thanks darlin' buh ya don't have ta be sorry for anything your bro does, he's just an ass like Remy and John…was hopin' they'd be different…"-said Lexa.

"Alright enough of this we already went through screamin', askin' why, how, when, are you insane, and kickin' punchin', coma inducin', ventin', and finally cryin…time to let go. Lets get dolled up, one last pity song and a shot and then good-bye REMY…"

"good-bye JOHN…"

"good-bye PIETRO."

"Show em what they gave up, what a big mistake they made…the BIGGEST MISTAKE OF THEIR LIFE." – they all nodded.

Wanda sings-"I'm insecure…but I can't help it. My mind says move on…but the heart knows best?"

Marie- "but I don't love you any more…"

Wanda – "I'm soo insecure…"

Lexa- "Never knew that love did this?"

Marie- "I can't remember the last time I felt this way about anybody…you've done something to my mind and I cant control it …but I don't love you anymore, yes I do I think, I'm not even sure..Ah never knew love did this?"

Wanda- "I'm soo confused…you tried to trick me…never knew that love could hurt like this, never thought I would but I got dissed! Makes me feel so sad & hurt inside…feel embarrassed, we want to hide-silly us hiccup thought your love was true! Change our names ta silly bitches too…before we heal it's gonna be awhile… yall know its gon be awhile childs…la dee-la dee- de-de-de- dumb…too late.

Lexa- "feelin' insecure, love has got me sore…I. DON'T. WANT NO. MORE.-ohhhh…it's too late. I'm sorry I love you, it hurts me but it's cool…you told us yall loved us too…oh lost love….I really lost your love…it's too late…" the trumpets and piano played…

"Just make love to me…maybe ya would see? Can't believe I made a desperate plea? What's gotten into me! Too late…just go back to yall new friends."

Marie-"delusional talks of family? What when time gets tuff and there ya go, out tha door ta any ol friends' arms again…wanna run cos ya say that ya were afraid, oh your

Friend? Never knew what a friendship was…never knew how to really love, never be what I need ya to…not what I thought I saw in you?...I know our love will never be the same… but I can't stand these growin' painnnns…" with the end of the record they all downed their poison of choice: Marie-bourbon ( which she also had a bottle of wine), Wanda- vodka ( & champagne she copped from her pops), Lexa- rum (and a beer.) Oh yeah they're tryin' ta drink their drama away.

New looks, tipsy, and a slightly hotter fire to their silver tongues and personalities, they examined their new selves in the full length cherry oak mirror…to say they were breath takingly gorgeous would definitely be an understatement. If it was even possible for these ladies to get more devastatingly beautiful in a not your typical blonde fake boob way well…not just men's heads will be turnin' but gay men will become straight and women who are straight might as well question their sexual orientation when looking at them, does that say how hot they look? It's amazing what the will to get revenge paired with a broken heart can do for a woman's looks? Well after the ice-cream scarfing week.

Rogue with soft messy waves of copper curls all different lengths that skimmed her bare shoulders and caressed her neck, her white fringe cut diagonally from short to long and curled in to frame her face, which she decided against pale and added a bronzer to her cheeks for more color, just mascara to draw more attention to her already piercing emeralds, curved brows rather than thick angled brows for a softer twenties gamine look, and deep ruby gloss to her already pouty full lips. Her top a long mauve sheer top that went to mid thigh with a plunging neck line and back line that went just below her belly and the small of her back, she had to use double sided tape to keep the sheer top to her chest. Her neck adorned with emeralds cascading downward and a emerald and white gold belt to go around her top making it appear to look like a dress, she wore silver stilettos that wrapped all the way up to her thighs and finished her look with sheer mauve gloves and a tiny pin in mini silver beret with white lilies on it, tipped to the side.

Scarlet with a short cropped A-line bob of midnight locks that slanted down to her collar bone in the front was sleeked stick straight, with sharp short bangs to frame in her wild sapphire eyes. Smokey eyes and scarlet red lips and rosy cheeks. She wore a backless crimson silk dress suit that flared out at the bottom of the pants with high slits on each side. She was covered in diamonds. One for each ear, one for her neck, one on her finger, her stiletto sandals, and the white fur she wore had a diamond broach to pin it together around her neck and shoulders. She topped off her suit with a large black hat that drooped forward on one side, showing only one full side of her face.

Lexa had her cobalt blue tresses waved into a glam thirties movie star sweep that went a little past her shoulders, very Jessica rabbit type hair. She wore a grey backless vest that she unbuttoned in the front to give it a severe neck plunge, not as severe as Rogue's though, she paired it with a white flared skirt that looked like short trousers at first glance, and wore suspenders over this with navy blue stiletto ankle boots and a cabby hat. Her illuminating amber eyes were brought out even more by topazes lining her eyes and a topaz belt like Rogue's emerald one. Their dad had gotten it for them when he was in Japan. Lexa went nude with her make up but with gloss that had a hint of sky blue shimmer.

All had their tattoos and piercings clearly visible thanks to ahem so much skin revealed.

They were all set to go. They looked one last time inhaling deeply they all agreed: "When you see them do NOT act hurt or indifferent act as normal as you did when you first met them. Okay? Okay. Oh and if you can't suppress the urge to smack their bitches up I will not hold it against you."- Wanda smirked. Then they all got an evil smile on their beautiful faces. Piled into their vintage mini coop, black top with silver lining, and blood red paint job.

Off to the Dungeon, a club and bar that had pool tables and poker tables. Spinning a wide variety of the sorts, Five separate rooms with a V.I.P. lounge at the very top of the building complete with an outdoor pool. Very sleek club reminiscent of elite balls held in the past.

"Let's go have us some fun darlins."

As they drove downtown they all checked to see if they had their I.D.'s and hoped there were no annoying teenagers such as I dunno Foxx, Dazzler, & Tabitha sneekin' their little 18 year old selves into a 21 plus club. After all that's where the big girls play, no place for lil'girls…knowing Remy and Pietro though….yeah they're probably already piss face drunk cause they can't hold their liquor! HAHA! Ha! As Wanda drove, Marie in shot, & Lex in the mid. Back seat, thoughts plagued them on their way there.

Wanda- 'I know I'll set lil' Tabitha on fire! But wait that would turn him on maybe? Hmm….can't have that…'

Lexa- 'That mutha-fucker! Son-of-A oh wait that's Wand's mama too…whoops..hmm? I know snikt that'll answer ever having to take a paternity test…'

Marie- 'Remy Etienne LeBeau…I had hoped I could be someone different to you…but I was right all along eh? No matter… I guess I was selfish…foolish…you may think I'm upset..well I am but more so with myself…cause can you believe…I just want you happy shugah…not fair that I can't touch…was wrong of me to accept that promise that you made…you meant well I'm sure…atleast I hope not all of it was a lie… anyway my king… I have the queen of hearts here with me…I'm returning it to you tonight…since I never had that title as your queen..it seems…oh gawd shugah…you will never know you will always be my first and last love.'

You will never acknowledge the greatest love until it becomes unattainable, anything you hold to it dwindles dull compared to that of the fire of that love.-

"Green Eyes"-By: Erykah Badu is the supposed song that theyre all singing too. )