I was bored. Feel free to send me any if you think them up n.n

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1. Contrary to popular belief, Origin did not create the Eternal Sword. Chuck Norris was just trying to get rid of his old butter knife.

2. Nothing can survive without mana. Except Chuck Norris, mana can't survive without Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris' wings are bigger than Lloyd's.

4. Noishe can outrun the wind. However, he cannot outrun Chuck Norris.

5. Yggdrasill did not split the world in two with the Eternal Sword. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the planet.

6. The Kharlan War was not a fight between Tethe'alla and Sylvarant. It was a fight between Tethe'alla and Sylvarant combined versus Chuck Norris.

7. The only reason the war stopped was because Chuck Norris decided a thousand years was a good enough warm up. He then moved on to destroy cybertron.

8. Chuck Norris is the only one that has ever told Kratos to blame his fate.

9. If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse kick Lloyd in the head, it would reverse his brain damage and Lloyd would end up smarter than Raine, Genis, Yuan and Maxwell combined.

10. Chuck Norris has more hunnies than Zelos.

11. If Raine were on a boat with Chuck Norris, she would jump into the water.

12. Putting Kratos and Chuck Norris in the same room would create such an oversurge of badassness that Genis could enter the room and emerge as Kakashi Hatake. Lloyd would emerge as his father. Mithos would simply burst into flames.

13. Kvar once called Chuck Norris an 'inferior being'. This is the reason why Kvar no longer has eyes.

14. If an exsphere were attached to Chuck Norris, it would shatter. It could not handle being merged with such power.

15. If Chuck Norris was to eat Raine's cooking, the food would turn into haute cuisine in order to avoid incurring Chuck Norris' wrath.

16. Chuck Norris once looked at Regal and burst out laughing. Regal's muscles then deflated and left him a skinny looking wimp.

17. Chuck Norris can out-drink Dirk. Dwarves only wish they could handle liquor like Chuck Norris.

18. Abyssion once tried to fight Chuck Norris. Abyssion now uses an iron lung.

19. Sword Dancer, Living Armor and Abyssion (once recovered) all attempted to kill Chuck Norris as a team. There were no remains.

20. If Chuck Norris told Lloyd to join Cruxis, he would. He's not THAT stupid.

n.n Part one, let's see if we can get to a hundred!