This is a list of things never to do around Yorkshire, not following these rules will ensure the removal of your head from your neck painfully, with a pickaxe and your probable death. SHE IS VERY SENSITIVE! (Emphasis on the very).
Never compliment Lancashire on anything clothes, hair, cooking, looks and skills in general anything.
Do not compliment the red rose.
Or dis the white one.
Do not compliment fish and chips.
Or dis it.
In fact just don't mention fish and chips she is very sensitive about her county's non-coastal location.
Don't comment on how she technically lost the war of the roses.
Do not talk about Francis, France or anything French (can you guess?) it's a sensitive subject.
Don't dis coal miners, pickaxes, basically anything coal related.
She has not eaten one to many Yorkshire puddings (that's for you Lancashire).
Do not annoy her, her spells unlike England's actually work, every time!
She can wield a pickaxe as well as Russia (coal mining) if she's holding one and annoyed run!
If she is annoyed and having a conservation with Russia in his native tongue run!
Belarus is her best friend that type of blackmail doesn't work.
Nor does any other type.
She supplies Russia with vodka when he's running low (need I say more).
(Specifically for France) the war of the roses was not her and Lancashire relieving tension of the more mature kind.
She is not crushing on Spain
Or France and Prussia at the same time euw.
Or England HE'S HER BROTHER!