Equally Screwed!
The Sequel…
The setting is back in the house o' Gundam Pilots! HAHA! And everyone is doing nothing, but that's gonna change…Bwa hahahaha!!!!!
Heero: bored…
Wufei: Crap… Bored… Injustice…
Duo: BORED BORED BORED!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Duo! Shut up! Im trying to be bored!
Duo: You can't try to be bored! You just are!
Trowa: I have nothing to say for once…
Wufei: Crap! You never have any crap crapity cappers to say! Butthead!
Trowa: Locks Wufei in a closet
Wufei: Crap! SON OF A BITCH! NOT AGAIN!
Everyone: ……
Tai and Isabella walk in: Hey boys
Gundam Boys minus Wufei: Hi
Wufei(always in the closet): CRAP! I PEED MY PANTS…AGAIN!
Tai& Isabella: ……
Tai: I don't wanna know… ok?
Heero: Ok sis…
Isabella: Duo if you don't get up we will miss the movie!
Duo: What movie?
Isabella: Duh! The movie you said you would take me to see today! Ugh! Grabs Duo and drags him away.
Duo: watch the hair!
Tai: Sits next to Heero. So what should we do?
Trowa: Wanna play a game?
Quatre: OH GOODY! A GAME! WE HAVE HI-HO CHERRY-O, AND SHOOTS AND LADDERS! AND---
Tai: How about I've Never?
Quatre: …I hate that game!
Trowa: Oh screw you Quatre!
Quatre: Cries like a 4-year-old girl
Heero: Ok
Tai: Should we let the Wu-man out?
Wufei: CRAP! YOU BETTER YOU FU**** ONNAS!
Everyone: ... Nah!
Wufei: SON OF A BITCH!
Tai: Walks into the kitchen and grabs four bottles of Champagne and some glasses. Sense we don't have a lot of liquor we will play a quick game, ok boys?
Others: ok
Tai: Gives all of them a glass and a bottle. I take it we all know the rules? Ok… Quatre, you can go first!
Quatre: Pouts. Fine… Thinks… I've never---
Vash& Wolfwood: WHAT ABOUT US?!
Tai: Oh hey!
Vash and Wolfwood join them.
Vash: We brought our own booze!
Tai: Ok
Zechs: Me too!
Heero: OK! Just sit down and play!
Tai: Ok Quatre, back to you…
Quatre: I've never drank wax from a scented candle...While it was lit…
Tai: …Quatre? You can do better than that…
Vash moves towards his glass and drinks.
Tai: Oh wow…
Vash: What? The one I drank from smelled really good! I couldn't help it!
Tai: ok then… Heero?
Heero: Thinks. I've never watched and episode of Sailor Moon… While I was naked…
Vash, Wolfwood, Quatre, and Zechs all move towards their glasses.
Tai: That's gross!
Trowa: You're up Tai…
Tai: Ok, now this one is gonna be better than all of yours! Thinks. I've never… I've never thought about Legato in ways other than hate.
Vash: Move towards his glass.
Quatre: Vash?
Vash: Don't ask…
Tai: Yuck…
Trowa: My turn. I've never tried to kiss my siblings anywhere other than the cheek.
Heero: moves towards his glass.
Tai: …
Heero: This was before I found out we were related… ok?
Tai: Moves away from Heero.
Quatre: YUCKY!
Vash: screams. I'VE NEVER TRIED TO PLAY SCRABBLE WITH ANOTHER MAN!
Wufei: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! CRAP INJUSTICE!
Wolfwood: Um… I've never though of my friends in ways other than just friends.
Tai, Zechs, and Vash move towards their glasses.
Heero: Tai?
Tai: What? It wasn't you!
Heero: sighs. Ok
Zechs: I've never had sexual fantasies about Wufei.
Wufei: MOTHER F^$*&%!!!!!
No one move towards their glass.
More rounds passed and everyone was getting slightly tipsy…
Tai: I've never wanted to have sex with Duo…
Heero and Quatre move towards their glasses…
Tai: Ew…
Trowa: I've never wanted to have sex with… Tai…
Everyone but Tai and Heero moves towards their glass…
Tai: moves away from all the boys.
Vash: Tai come and sit next to me… Drunken smile.
Heero: your turn Vash…
Vash: hm… I've never tried… passes out
Tai: …..
Wolfwood: ok… I'll go next then. Hic. I've never tried to make out with someone of the same sex.
Quatre and Zechs move towards their glasses.
Tai: scoots closer to passed out Vash.
Vash: jumps up and glomps Tai. YOUR MINE NOW!
Tai: NO! punches Vash
Vash: ow! You gave me a boo boo! Passes out again.
Tai: wow… Passes out
After Tai and Vash passed out they started a chain reaction and everyone passed out.
A few hours later, Jessie and Duo return.
Jessie: that was so--- OH MY GOD!
Duo: Damn, wish I was here to play…
Jessie: punches Duo.
Duo: Ow!
The Sequel…
The setting is back in the house o' Gundam Pilots! HAHA! And everyone is doing nothing, but that's gonna change…Bwa hahahaha!!!!!
Heero: bored…
Wufei: Crap… Bored… Injustice…
Duo: BORED BORED BORED!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Duo! Shut up! Im trying to be bored!
Duo: You can't try to be bored! You just are!
Trowa: I have nothing to say for once…
Wufei: Crap! You never have any crap crapity cappers to say! Butthead!
Trowa: Locks Wufei in a closet
Wufei: Crap! SON OF A BITCH! NOT AGAIN!
Everyone: ……
Tai and Isabella walk in: Hey boys
Gundam Boys minus Wufei: Hi
Wufei(always in the closet): CRAP! I PEED MY PANTS…AGAIN!
Tai& Isabella: ……
Tai: I don't wanna know… ok?
Heero: Ok sis…
Isabella: Duo if you don't get up we will miss the movie!
Duo: What movie?
Isabella: Duh! The movie you said you would take me to see today! Ugh! Grabs Duo and drags him away.
Duo: watch the hair!
Tai: Sits next to Heero. So what should we do?
Trowa: Wanna play a game?
Quatre: OH GOODY! A GAME! WE HAVE HI-HO CHERRY-O, AND SHOOTS AND LADDERS! AND---
Tai: How about I've Never?
Quatre: …I hate that game!
Trowa: Oh screw you Quatre!
Quatre: Cries like a 4-year-old girl
Heero: Ok
Tai: Should we let the Wu-man out?
Wufei: CRAP! YOU BETTER YOU FU**** ONNAS!
Everyone: ... Nah!
Wufei: SON OF A BITCH!
Tai: Walks into the kitchen and grabs four bottles of Champagne and some glasses. Sense we don't have a lot of liquor we will play a quick game, ok boys?
Others: ok
Tai: Gives all of them a glass and a bottle. I take it we all know the rules? Ok… Quatre, you can go first!
Quatre: Pouts. Fine… Thinks… I've never---
Vash& Wolfwood: WHAT ABOUT US?!
Tai: Oh hey!
Vash and Wolfwood join them.
Vash: We brought our own booze!
Tai: Ok
Zechs: Me too!
Heero: OK! Just sit down and play!
Tai: Ok Quatre, back to you…
Quatre: I've never drank wax from a scented candle...While it was lit…
Tai: …Quatre? You can do better than that…
Vash moves towards his glass and drinks.
Tai: Oh wow…
Vash: What? The one I drank from smelled really good! I couldn't help it!
Tai: ok then… Heero?
Heero: Thinks. I've never watched and episode of Sailor Moon… While I was naked…
Vash, Wolfwood, Quatre, and Zechs all move towards their glasses.
Tai: That's gross!
Trowa: You're up Tai…
Tai: Ok, now this one is gonna be better than all of yours! Thinks. I've never… I've never thought about Legato in ways other than hate.
Vash: Move towards his glass.
Quatre: Vash?
Vash: Don't ask…
Tai: Yuck…
Trowa: My turn. I've never tried to kiss my siblings anywhere other than the cheek.
Heero: moves towards his glass.
Tai: …
Heero: This was before I found out we were related… ok?
Tai: Moves away from Heero.
Quatre: YUCKY!
Vash: screams. I'VE NEVER TRIED TO PLAY SCRABBLE WITH ANOTHER MAN!
Wufei: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!! CRAP INJUSTICE!
Wolfwood: Um… I've never though of my friends in ways other than just friends.
Tai, Zechs, and Vash move towards their glasses.
Heero: Tai?
Tai: What? It wasn't you!
Heero: sighs. Ok
Zechs: I've never had sexual fantasies about Wufei.
Wufei: MOTHER F^$*&%!!!!!
No one move towards their glass.
More rounds passed and everyone was getting slightly tipsy…
Tai: I've never wanted to have sex with Duo…
Heero and Quatre move towards their glasses…
Tai: Ew…
Trowa: I've never wanted to have sex with… Tai…
Everyone but Tai and Heero moves towards their glass…
Tai: moves away from all the boys.
Vash: Tai come and sit next to me… Drunken smile.
Heero: your turn Vash…
Vash: hm… I've never tried… passes out
Tai: …..
Wolfwood: ok… I'll go next then. Hic. I've never tried to make out with someone of the same sex.
Quatre and Zechs move towards their glasses.
Tai: scoots closer to passed out Vash.
Vash: jumps up and glomps Tai. YOUR MINE NOW!
Tai: NO! punches Vash
Vash: ow! You gave me a boo boo! Passes out again.
Tai: wow… Passes out
After Tai and Vash passed out they started a chain reaction and everyone passed out.
A few hours later, Jessie and Duo return.
Jessie: that was so--- OH MY GOD!
Duo: Damn, wish I was here to play…
Jessie: punches Duo.
Duo: Ow!