Hello Internet! So, this started out as just a dumb one-shot type thing on my IPod that I was never planning on publishing. But then, I showed it to my friend Tori-Color-Bastia (Check out her account, she's awesome) when she came over to my house and she was laughing a lot and told me the idea was really funny and then she came up with the idea that I write a contest of epic secrets for Young Justice. I think She probably would've done It herself but Tori's more into Death Note and not YJ (I know right?) Anyway, Here we go.

Things were surprisingly boring in Mount Justice. There were no missions to go on. Black Canary had sprained her ankle so she wouldn't be over for training for at least a week. And Connor refused to watch anything besides static on TV.

Zatanna walked into the room to fin everyone just sitting on the couches. Bored.

"Alright. That's it." She decided "We have nothing to do. And I refuse to do nothing. Let's think of a game TI do or something."

All the other members of YJ started exchanging looks.

"And if you're having another mental conversation without me I'll decide the game and it will be call Zee kicks all your asses!"

It was Robin to respond to his girlfriend "Well, we were thinking. That since your still, relatively, new to the team, maybe we could do one of those games were it's about learning about each other."

Before Zee could say anything Connor exploded "YOU CANNOT KICK MY ASS! I AM THE SUPERBOY!"

"Bring it on Chicken noodle." (DG: I don't know why I write that. It's suppose to be a play on his nickname 'Supey'. You know, like chicken noodle soup? I don't know)

Suddenly there was a bright white flash and a puff of smoke. And, next thing you knew, two teenage girls standing on the coffee table.

Both had brown hair and brown eyes, both thirteen years old, and both wore amish looking outfits. Even though they looked similar at first glance, one girl was clearly taller, she also had much longer and darker hair which want down her back while the other's stopped at the shoulders.

"Hiya." The shorter girl said cheerfully. As though this were the most normal thing ever.

"We have the answer to your boredom!" The taller girl thundered. A giant grin plastered on their face.

It was Connor who spoke. Not to response to what she's said, but still in shock to the girls appearance. "Why are there two amish girls on our coffee table?"

Strangely, this was what puzzled the girls. They looked down at what they were wearing and groaned.

"I thought you said this wouldn't happen, Dream!" The shorter girl complained.

"Sorry Tori, I'm still getting use to this." With that, the taller girl-Dream-snapped her fingers and both out fits morphed.

Dream was now wearing a purple shirt, black jeans, and graphic sneakers. Tori was placed in a T-shirt that read 'Fiddler on the roof', a death note necklace, and regular jeans.

"Your a sorcerer." Zatanna gasped in realization. "That's how you got in here."

"Yup." Dreamgirl said proudly "Let me introduce us. This is my friend Tori. Short for Tori-Color-Bastia. And I am-"

"Dreamer?" Connor guessed "Shouldn't you be back on New Genasis?"

Dreamgirl's face went red with annoyance. "I'M DREAMGIRL!" She roared. A sound that was murder on his ultra-sensative hearing. He winced in pain but Dream was not done yet.

"NOT DREAMER! DO NO COMPARE ME TO HER!"

"She really hates it web people do that." Tori said

"Gee, hadn't noticed." Wally said with an eyeroll.

"Now what's this you sad about a game?" Robin asked casualy. He'd seen weirded. MUCH weirder.

"Whoa, hold on," Artemis protested "We're really supose to trust them. Nothing's ever free in this world. What do you get out of it?"

Dreamgirl looked at the archer like this was the most out odd question she'd ever heard. "Entertainment of course." she said

"We're bored" Tori explained "And this is a great way to amuse ourselves. A Win-Win."

"Alright." Wally said, "Why not."

"So how dose this work?" Zee asked

"You each write down three deep/dark/ or embarrassing secrets. Then mix 'em all up, pair them with people randomly, and you have to figure out who's secrets are who's." Tori said "There's also a judge, the judge doesn't write down any secrets but their the one's who decide who figure out what and know everyone's secrets. And you have to check in with them to know if who you think a secret belongs to is the right."

"Well that sounds easy enough." M'gann said optimistically

"And we'll be watching, and recording what happens." Dreamgirl reported "and, should things get boring somehow, we'll interview and keep things random and epic enough. Kaldur, you'll be the judge."

And with that, there was another bright flash and the two girls were gone.

Several mommts passed before Robin broke the silence "Well if we're going to do this. You'll need to know who I really am."

Robin took off his dark shades and revealed his brilliant blue eyes. "My names Dick Grayson."

"Wait, you were named after a penis?" Superboy just blurted out on impulse.

Robin's face went totally red.

It didn't help that almost as soon as Connor had said it Wally had fallen on the floor in a laughing fit and Artemis was hardly laughing herself. Though it was probably just the shock. Aqualad pretended not to notice out if politeness. And Meagan and Connor just didn't seem to get what was so funny.

I'll be right back." And with that the boy wonder marched into the nearby storage room full of cardboard boxes.

What followed was a lot of destructive noise and an angry "Connor dracului! Al naibii de nume! Nu l-am alege! la naiba! dracu '! fund! nenorocit"

Then the boy came back out wearing a mask of calmness "No Connor, I was not named after a penis."

But the guy just didn't quite "So were you rude as a child or..."

"IT'S SHORT FOR RICHARD! I WAS NAMED RICHARD BUT PEOPLE THINK IT'S TO LONG SO THEY CALL ME DICK!"

Superboy went silent and, if anything, looked embarrassed.

But today was just NOT Robin's day.

Just then, the sweet Marshin girl hugged him saying (In a tone that irritatingly tried to be comforting) "Aw, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. You were named for the thing that made you."

"M'GANN!" needless to say that sent unwanted images through the little birds mind.

"Oh, sorry." M'gann apologized "HALF made you. Your mom"

"M'GANN! Will you please. Shut. UP!" Robin snapped.

"God curse the name Dick. That's just to good!" Wally said before erupting in a fit of laughs.

And so it begins.

Wellll... Whadya think? I'm coming up with the secrets right now but I can hardly find one's random enough. You'll have to be patient with me on this one I'm afriad. Humor writing takes longer for me.

I made Kaldur the judge because frankly he holds little to no potential for being random and weird. But I see how some of you might think that would make it even cooled if he was being all crazy and random. If you want, I'll intercept and replace him as judge myself.

BTW, what do you think about me making a personal apperence in one of my

Own stories. Anyone want to take a wild guess as to why we were dressed amiably in the begining?

Also, virtual cookies to anyone who can pick out what the original one-shot thingy was.

See you! (Hopefully) And don't you DARE forget to review. I you do I'll hunt you down and HURT YOU!

Tori: YAY! I won't be the victim anymore!

Wossy. -_-