Hiccups (or how to stop them)
Hiccup. Ughh! I've had these hiccups all day! Why won't they just go away? Hiccup.
"Still have the hiccups there Lilyflower?" asks Sirius.
"Yes, what's it to you?"
"Let's just say I know how to stop them."
"How?"
"Uh-uh-uh... what will you give me?"
"Five Knuts, two Sickles, and a Galleon." I say, offering out what I have in my pockets.
"Alright, it'll have to do. So here it is: you have to snog someone."
"What?!"
"Well, do you want to get rid of your hiccups or not?"
"Yes, but I don't just want to snog some random bloke."
"Well then, don't. I'm sure James would love to help."
"Ugh, Black, if this is just some sick way to get us together, don't bother."
"Please, just try it, it'll work. Trust me."
"Alright, fine. But if it doesn't work, prepare to never have children." I threaten and Sirius cringes at the thought.
"Oi Prongs! Come here for a minute!" yells Sirius across the common room.
"You called?"
"Lilyflower here has the hiccups... think you can help?"
"Um, well mum always said peanut butter works, or holding your breath..."
"Ugh, just come here James." I say, annoyed.
"Since when am I James?"
"Since now." I reply, pulling him down to meet my lips.
"Wow...what was that for?"
"..."
"Umm... Lily?"
"My hiccups are gone..."
"See I told you so."
"Shut up Black."
"Ahem?"
"Oh, right."
Mmmmpphhh.
Authours Note: This was something random I came up with when I had the hiccups oneday...lol that seems to happen alot...the randomness I mean. I thought I'd try something a bit different here...more of a dialogue story. Thanks for reading. Reviews are great. A HUGE thanks goes to my beta luvnmarauders.
-Tasha27