Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy X .......yet.......
Hey guys. This is my first time writting fan fiction. If u don't like it you got a right to your opinion. But you got to tell me what the fucks wrong with it!!! But anyway I hope you enjoy this piece of shit.
Our story opens with a famous blitzball star named Tidus who has just woken up to hear his fans chanting his name outside his window.....
Tidus: don't these fucking people have a life!? Now I have to get the hell up! Basterds....
::Gets dressed and goes outside::
Tidus: what the fuck do you guys want?!
Female Fan: OH MY GAWD!!!! ITS HIM!!! SIGN MY JUGS!!!
Tidus: d-d-d-d- damn you fine girl! Gimme your number and later I'll show you my blitz balls.:: winks::
:: female fan faints::
Little kids: us too!
Tidus: well, ok.
::After giving autographs::
Tidus: well I gotta go. See ya later!
Little kids: 1...2...3... TEACH US HOW T-
Tidus: leave me the fuck alone! ::pushes them into the lake::
::makes his way to the stadium::
Tidus: oh fuck it's a crowd. Move the fuck out of the way!
Old lady: I love you!
Tidus: Hey don't touch me there! Get out of the way! Watch the hair! Damn! Next time Ima bring my 9 mil Next time.
::In the blitz ball stadium waiting for the game to start::
Tidus: ::looks at his reflection in the water:: Im always being attacked by the same fucking mobs everyday! damn my good looks! Oh well time to blitz! ::jumps into the water:: I got the ball! He he he he!
Woman: ::bitch slaps tidus:: gimme the ball you chicken shit!
Tidus: ::elbows woman in the face:: my ball bitch! And now its time for my special blitz ball move! Sassy Flower Power Kick!
:: but in the middle of his move he sees a giant monster shooting shit out of its ass! And it their coming this way!::
Tidus: Holy shit! I got grab on to something!
Old lady: here take my hand!
Tidus: thank god!
Old lady: I cant wait to take you home! Then you can screw me! I heard you were ruff in bed!
Tidus: it aint fucking worth it!::lets go of hand::
Tidus: plunges down and almost dies but a drug dealer breaks his fall::
Drug dealer: yo son look what you did!
Tidus: im sorry I didn't me to break your eh... bong?
Drug dealer: you damn right you sorry! ::wips out gun:: you besta buy somethin!
Tidus: hook me up with some chronic and purple haze biatch.
Drug dealer: white boy knows his drugs!
Tidus: WORD UP!
Drug dealer: get the hell out of here before I busta cap in yo ass!
Tidus: Im out!
::a moment later::
Tidus: Auron?!
Auron: ::talking to himself:: (damn my ass hurts I shouldn't have stuck it in there)oh! hey fruit. Tidus: whats going on?
Auron: just follow me you pansy.
Tidus: fine. So whats that thing attacking the city?
Auron: that shitty lookin thing is called sin.
Tidus: OH MY GOD THERES A FIEND!
Auron: no shit sherlock! Heres the crappy sword your father wanted me to give you.
Tidus: my old man? ::swings sword at fiends::
Auron: you gotta be fuckin kiddin me.
BATTLE!
Auron: just slice the shit up ok wuss?
Tidus: ok I'll try! ::swings sword:: Auron takes 100 damage 346 left.
Auron: you fucking homo!
Tidus: oh dear! im sorry!
Sin Spawn: I will defeat both of you and make butt slaves out of you!
Tidus:NOOOO!!!
Auron: im tired of this shit! You got a match?
Tidus: I sure do how u think I be blazin?
Auron: lets burn this dumb fuck!::pours gasoline all over sin spawn::
Sin Spawn: guys I didn't mean the butt slave thing really!
Tidus: go to hell! Sin Spawn takes 7,369 damage.
BATTLE ENDS
Auron: lets go!
Tidus: the bridge is collapsing!
Auron: jump you dumb shit!
Tidus: 1...2... OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DON'T MAKE ME PLEASE!
Auron: Jump pussy!
Tidus: ok ima do it! ::squeals::
::Now tidus is hanging on the edge about to be sucked in by sin::
Auron : did you have to scream like a little bitch!?
AND THE STORY BEGINS
Well this is the first chapter. I'll write more as soon as I can. I hope you enjoyed it.
Hey guys. This is my first time writting fan fiction. If u don't like it you got a right to your opinion. But you got to tell me what the fucks wrong with it!!! But anyway I hope you enjoy this piece of shit.
Our story opens with a famous blitzball star named Tidus who has just woken up to hear his fans chanting his name outside his window.....
Tidus: don't these fucking people have a life!? Now I have to get the hell up! Basterds....
::Gets dressed and goes outside::
Tidus: what the fuck do you guys want?!
Female Fan: OH MY GAWD!!!! ITS HIM!!! SIGN MY JUGS!!!
Tidus: d-d-d-d- damn you fine girl! Gimme your number and later I'll show you my blitz balls.:: winks::
:: female fan faints::
Little kids: us too!
Tidus: well, ok.
::After giving autographs::
Tidus: well I gotta go. See ya later!
Little kids: 1...2...3... TEACH US HOW T-
Tidus: leave me the fuck alone! ::pushes them into the lake::
::makes his way to the stadium::
Tidus: oh fuck it's a crowd. Move the fuck out of the way!
Old lady: I love you!
Tidus: Hey don't touch me there! Get out of the way! Watch the hair! Damn! Next time Ima bring my 9 mil Next time.
::In the blitz ball stadium waiting for the game to start::
Tidus: ::looks at his reflection in the water:: Im always being attacked by the same fucking mobs everyday! damn my good looks! Oh well time to blitz! ::jumps into the water:: I got the ball! He he he he!
Woman: ::bitch slaps tidus:: gimme the ball you chicken shit!
Tidus: ::elbows woman in the face:: my ball bitch! And now its time for my special blitz ball move! Sassy Flower Power Kick!
:: but in the middle of his move he sees a giant monster shooting shit out of its ass! And it their coming this way!::
Tidus: Holy shit! I got grab on to something!
Old lady: here take my hand!
Tidus: thank god!
Old lady: I cant wait to take you home! Then you can screw me! I heard you were ruff in bed!
Tidus: it aint fucking worth it!::lets go of hand::
Tidus: plunges down and almost dies but a drug dealer breaks his fall::
Drug dealer: yo son look what you did!
Tidus: im sorry I didn't me to break your eh... bong?
Drug dealer: you damn right you sorry! ::wips out gun:: you besta buy somethin!
Tidus: hook me up with some chronic and purple haze biatch.
Drug dealer: white boy knows his drugs!
Tidus: WORD UP!
Drug dealer: get the hell out of here before I busta cap in yo ass!
Tidus: Im out!
::a moment later::
Tidus: Auron?!
Auron: ::talking to himself:: (damn my ass hurts I shouldn't have stuck it in there)oh! hey fruit. Tidus: whats going on?
Auron: just follow me you pansy.
Tidus: fine. So whats that thing attacking the city?
Auron: that shitty lookin thing is called sin.
Tidus: OH MY GOD THERES A FIEND!
Auron: no shit sherlock! Heres the crappy sword your father wanted me to give you.
Tidus: my old man? ::swings sword at fiends::
Auron: you gotta be fuckin kiddin me.
BATTLE!
Auron: just slice the shit up ok wuss?
Tidus: ok I'll try! ::swings sword:: Auron takes 100 damage 346 left.
Auron: you fucking homo!
Tidus: oh dear! im sorry!
Sin Spawn: I will defeat both of you and make butt slaves out of you!
Tidus:NOOOO!!!
Auron: im tired of this shit! You got a match?
Tidus: I sure do how u think I be blazin?
Auron: lets burn this dumb fuck!::pours gasoline all over sin spawn::
Sin Spawn: guys I didn't mean the butt slave thing really!
Tidus: go to hell! Sin Spawn takes 7,369 damage.
BATTLE ENDS
Auron: lets go!
Tidus: the bridge is collapsing!
Auron: jump you dumb shit!
Tidus: 1...2... OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! DON'T MAKE ME PLEASE!
Auron: Jump pussy!
Tidus: ok ima do it! ::squeals::
::Now tidus is hanging on the edge about to be sucked in by sin::
Auron : did you have to scream like a little bitch!?
AND THE STORY BEGINS
Well this is the first chapter. I'll write more as soon as I can. I hope you enjoyed it.