A/N: Hey Peoples! This is my first Animorph fan fiction, so I would really like it if you peoples don't flame me on my first chapter! :D. and I'm just pretending that Erek and the Animorphs go to the same school. Please read and Review!
Maria's Insane and slightly Hysterical novel
Chapter One: Stress balls and insane Marcos
(Maria's POV)
"wow Its very amazing how our math teacher looks so much like an overgrown yeerk." I said to Erek.
Erek smiled.
"What?" I asked.
"that's the first time you didn't insult me today." He replied back.
"well maybe if you weren't such an idiot then maybe I'd insult you less" I said. Even though even if he wasn't an idiot I would still insult him.
As we walked to the lunch table that Erek and the Animorphs always sat at I could see Marco saying something to Jake.
When we got closer I could hear what Marco was saying; "Man she's hot, do you think I have a chance with her?"
I looked behind me, nope no other girl, unless he was talking about Erek (which I hope not) he was talking about me.
Erek obviously herd what Marco said to because he said " umm Marco this is Maria"
Marco started cough and sputtered the drink he just took a sip of.
"oh (cough) sorry (cough) didn't (cough sputter) know(cough) it was (cough) you (cough)" He said.
"SEE! EREK! I WAS RIGHT! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH NINCOMPOOPS THAT YOU DIDN'T EVAN RECOGNIZE ME!? SO TELL ME EREK, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO BE ABLE TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS IN DESIGUE OR NOT!? " I screamed.
"Please shut up Maria, before you start shouting about the yeerks" Erek whispered.
Well I tried to control my temper I really truly did, but sometimes my anger gets the best of me.
"EREK DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO SHUT UP!" I exploded.
Then Cassie threw me an funny squishy ball.
"What is this?" I asked.
"It's a stress ball, you know like you squish it and it makes you less angry" Cassie said.
I started squashing it.
"It's not helping!" I whined.
"Just pretend its Erek's face" Jake said, smiling.
I squished the little stress ball, wow that felt better.
"No thank you?" Cassie said.
"Of course not, Cassie, what do you expect her to do, go around and start giving money to the poor?" Rachel said.
"So what are you doing at our school anyways?" asked Marco.
"Well you know how I was Erek's Grandmother before? Well you see she unfortunately died from a bad case of the flu." I said.
"Wait but aren't you like supposed to be like a little kid?" Rachal asked.
"well something went wrong with my hologram and it would only let me be a 13 year old" I said.
"huh, that's weird" Cassie said.
"Hey Maria do you want to go shopping with Cassie and me tomorrow. I mean know offence but your clothes kinda look a bit umm 70's" Rachal said.
I looked down at my bellbottom jeans and tye dye shirt.
"and you should probably never were orange again, it makes you hair look weird." Rachal added.
Well I do have to admit that orange doesn't really go with dark brown hair.
"Umm maybe" I said.