{A/N} Yeah, don't take this seriously, I'm just giving an example of how most self insertions should be.
I was on my computer that day, when I noticed something outside. It was like a portal, and my curiosity was piqued, so I took a step through it. It was a decision that would change my life forever. Instantly I was knocked out.
When I came to, I was in the Emerald Forest.
"No way." I muttered to myself.
I started to look for Beacon when I ran into a pack of Beowolves. Sadly, I didn't know how to fight so I became their dinner.
Fin