This is my new story about what the gods would do when they turn mortal and normal size. Spoilers for next chapters: grocery shopping, going out to dinner, and playing sports. The chapter right now is about voting. P.S. This chapter only has 6 gods in it. Hope you like it!
The gods vote: Chapter 1
Each of the gods walk into a different ballot holder. They had all decided to do something cool and mortal for a change. To keep them from getting bored, basically. At the same time, they all looked down and saw what they had to do. First, they would have to check the person's name of who you wanted to rule the country, then, you would have to write 2 reasons. All of the gods have finished, got up, and walked away. Let's take a look shall we?
Zeus
Please mark one of the following names.
[x] Barack Obama
[ ] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
I choose Obama because I think we need a change and whatever the hell that he says. Another reason is because I think McCaine is to old. I mean seriously, he's like 73! .
Aphrodite
Please mark one of the following names.
[x] Barack Obama
[ ] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
Since I'm Aphrodite, I think that in this case looks definitely matter. I don't want an old, wrinkly, smelling, freak! That's the only reason I think. Is that two? Someone tell me. .
Dionysus
Please mark one of the following names.
[ ] Barack Obama
[x] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
I choose John because he reminds me a lot of me! I think that I should choke Barack with some grape vines and teach him to mess with our country. Honestly, I couldn't care less! Screw them both.
Hades
Please mark one of the following names.
[ ] Barack Obama
[ ] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
I really don't give a fricken crap! I-am-the-lord-of-the-underworld! I will not vote on who to be all powerful ruler of this country. That is why my voting boxes are empty. I show rebellion! .
Poseidon
Please mark one of the following names.
[ ] Barack Obama
[x] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
I have chosen John McCaine because I hope that he will abolish war. I also see that he has much more experience, being about 73. Barack is to young. .
Ares
Please mark on of the following names.
[x] Barack Obama
[ ] John McCaine
Why did you choose this candidate? Please list two answers.
I am Ares, god of war, and Barack will send our troops into the spot were the terrorists are. This means lots of war. Death. Anything for me to live on! .
Hope you liked the first chapter! I think I might do a better job on these in the future. Please Review on your way out. Your opinion matters. Most of the time. Check out my profile too!