Hey, guys :3 I absolutely LOVE LoliRock. And Sonic the Hedgehog. So I decided to write this because...well, you get it.

Anything I forgot to mention? No? Okay, then...oh yeah, I ship SonIris. I guess I just like to ship almost all of my favourite female characters from any possible fandom with Sonic. But if you think about it, this one might as well work. After all, Soinc and Iris have similar personalities (kind-hearted, ready to help their friends when in need etc). Plus, Sonic could be a great mentor to Iris in the whole hero thing. And who knows? I might start another shipping phenomenon like I did with SonElsa (Sonic and Elsa from Frozen). Or at least I think I did. Well, theoretically, IsonicfanI started it because he made me ship them. But still, it might happen. SONIRIS 5EVAH! *gasp* And what if someday SEGA will cooperate with Marathon Studios, do a Sonic and LoliRock crossover and make it canon? Yeah...I have high expectations :3

And talking about IsonicfanI, this fic will use his AU versions of the Sonic cast (Mobians are left-handed, Sonic, Shadow and Silver are bros and they're from England, Shadow is immature, Silver is stupid, Amy is a tomboy who doesn't go crazy about Sonic and so on), his Sonic OCs (James-Sonic, Shadow and Silver's dad-and Senya-Amy's sister-) and my OC (Amanda-Sonic, Shadow and Silver's mum-she's my avatar icon).

One more thing about OCs. werewolf99 or christian ape or whatever screenname you're using right now, I finally found a way to use your characters, Noah and Spencer, in this fic (yay!). They're Sonic's teachers (*cricket sounds in the background*). However, I had to tone them down because I think they're a little over the top. And for those who don't know who Noah Raymond Thompson and Spencer Daniel Ricardo are, Noah is a Mobian panda and Spencer is a gorilla. They're step-brothers btw.

Title: Best teacher ever

Summary: Mr. Thompson has to work with a student from another class for a Maths contest. And because the aforementioned student must sit in Sonic's usual seat, Sonic must sit somewhere else.

Pairings: One-sided SonicXIris

Other fandoms: a Phantasy Star reference, a Gravity Falls reference

Notes: none

Sonic banged his head on the desk. "I'm booooooooooooored"

Amy imitated Sonic perfectly. "No, I'm booooooooooooored"

Sonic: "I'm so board that Tails could build a bench out of me"

Amy: "I'm so board, I really wish something fun wood come along"

Sonic: "Man, we're really bored if we're making these jokes"

Talia was sitting in the desk behind them. "Could you shut up? I'm trying to learn here"

Sonic: "The teacher hasn't even arrived yet. And I heard he might not come to class at all today"

Talia: "So what?"

Amy: "We're supposd to at least try and have fun"

Talia: "Studying is fun. It's better than playing Phantasy Star all day long"

It wasn't long before Talia got hit by a minimally-powered Chaos Spear in the side of the head.

Shadow: "Take that back"

Noah walked through the door, with Wave following him. "Good morning, class"

The whole class sighed. "Good morning, Mr. Thompson"

Noah: "I know you are disappointed that I cannot hold the class today, but I must prepare Wave for the upcoming Mathematics contest"

Amy turned to Sonic. (whispering):"Did he say what I think he said?"

Noah: "Indeed, Amy, I did"

Amy: "How the Chaos did he hear that?"

Noah: "This means the whole class is free to do the trigonometry exercises from page 57 or study for another subject"

Talia: "Yay!"

The rest of the class sighed.

Noah rolled his eyes. "Or to play video games or browse the web"

And with those magical words, the face of every student in the class lit up.

Noah: "Sonic, would you be so kind and move? I would rather that Wave sat at your desk. Oh, and Amy, could you please do me a favour and go to the back of the class? I would really prefer not to hear you making jokes about how old I am"

Amy: "But you're so old-"

Noah: "Please, go to the back of the class"

Shadow: "But she's right. You're so old-"

Noah: "Do not make me give you detention again"

Sonic and Amy stood up. Amy walked to the back of the class and Sonic walked to the first desk in the row on the right.

Sonic (thinking): "Could this be more boring? Now I have nobody to joke with"

In the next second, Iris walked in. "Sorry I'm late, Mr. Thompson"

Noah: "It is alright"

Hold on a second. Sonic's seat had something special. It was right next to another certain seat.

Iris put down her backpack and sat next to Sonic.

Sonic (thinking): "Best. Teacher. Ever"

Iris: "Hey, what's up?"

Sonic: "The ceiling, I guess"

Iris couldn't help but laugh. "So, no Maths today. What are you planning to do?"

Sonic: "No idea"

Iris: "Yeah, it's like this whole week was meant to be the most boring of our lives. All I did yesterday was some band practice. No kicking butts Ephedia-style or anything"

Sonic: "Hey, you shouldn't complain. I wish I could've written a new song yesterday, but I had to spend the whole day troubleshooting my computer"

Iris: "Okay, you win. What was wrong with it anyway?"

Sonic: "It had a spyware that kept opening webpages leading to Dry Cooker ads"

Iris: "Who would even make a spyware like that in the first place?"

Sonic shrugged.

Iris: "Well then, I guess you missed the best episode of Gravity Falls so far"

Sonic: "I wanted to watch TV, but I had already missed it by the time I finished all the troubleshooting. Plus, when I turned it on, guess what. Teleshopping: Dry Cooker"

Iris: "No way. You must be cursed"

Sonic: "Either that or someone is trying to sell me a Dry Cooker and they're really persistent. All that's missing is someone at my door with a Dry Cooker in one hand and a gun in the other hand"

Iris laughed again. "Note to self: borrow Aunt Ellen's Dry Cooker and Shadow's Deagle, then show up at Sonic's door"

Sonic couldn't believe all of this was happening. Iris, the most beautiful girl in the class, was sitting next to him, laughing at his jokes. There simply was something about her that was attracting him. But was it her charming smile? Her big, icy blue eyes? The blush she always had in her cheeks? He didn't know and he didn't care.

Meanwhile, a few seats behind them:

Auriana elbowed Shadow and Silver. "Hey, look over there"

Silver: "What? It's just Sonic and Iris talking. And it looks like Sonic is telling her one of his funny stories"

Shadow: "And it looks like he really likes to stay with her"

Silver: "So? I like to stay with her too. Who doesn't like Iris?"

Shadow: "Moron"

About an hour later:

Iris was laughing out loud. "So Shadow blew up the battery in your dad's car?"

Sonic: "No, it was Knuckles. Shadow blew up the tires of the principal's car"

Iris: "And what happened next?"

Sonic: "Shadow got detention"

Iris: "Like always. I should've expected that"

Iris had actually got used to all that laughing, but all good things have an end. And for the first time in his life, Sonic hated to hear the bell.

Noah: "It appears like this is all for today. Goodbye, class"

The class: "Goodbye, Mr. Thompson"

Shadow: "Don't forget your walking stick"

Noah sighed as he walked out of the classroom. The students started to pack up, ready to leave.

Auriana: "Hey, Silver, could you do me a favour?"

Iris stood up from her chair, but she tripped over a psychokinesis field. And she fell right in Sonic's arms. Suddenly, the ring of the bell didn't seem so bad to Sonic anymore. After all, if the bell hadn't rang, he wouldn't have felt Iris' amazing blonde locks touching his face.

Iris: "This is...umm..."

Sonic: "You're right...it's..."

Iris: "Should I let you go now?"

Sonic (thinking): "No" (to Iris): "Maybe"

Later, on the way home:

Shadow: "So, anything interesting today?"

Sonic tried his best not to blush. "No..."

Shadow: "Are you sure?"

Sonic: "I'm sure"

Shadow: "Well, I'm sure that I saw you talking to Iris"

Sonic: "Huh? Oh, right, Iris. Yeah, I told her about those Dry Cooker ads, about dad's car, we had a staring contest...by the way, I won"

Shadow: "I'm not surprised. I bet you could stare at her for hours"

Sonic: "Shut up"