"Oh come on! Please! All you have to do is get into the machine and I'll do
the rest. PLEASE!" Bulma said sweetly.
Vegeta took a step back, "And get turned into a giant talking fluffy bunny thing again?! NO! Nuh uh, I'm not eating another carrot as long as I live!!!" he growled. The talking bunny thing is another story, which I will save for another day.
"I assure you, you won't get turning into a giant talking fluffy bunny thing - "
"A fat dog?! The world's first Talking Broccoli?! A walking mackerel?! NO! NO! NO! Get yourself another test subject!" Vegeta snapped.
"Coward! Chicken!" Bulma retorted while doing the chicken dance. "Pak pak pakaaaaaaa!!!!!"
The prince crossed his arms, "My refusal to be part of your experiment is not 'cowardice' it's tactful survival - the only way to even live around you!" He turned with a huff, "Why don't you turn your son into a thing or, better yet, why not ask that poor-excuse-of-a-saiyan Kakarrot to be your little guinea pig?!" he spat. Vegeta stomped away from his wife and back to the GR.
Bulma thought for a moment then headed towards the phone, "Hello? Yamcha will you come over for a second. . . . . ."
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"Good. Now step into the machine and just stand there." Bulma instructed carefully. "Fantastic! Thanks for being part of this illegal experiment Yamcha!"
"Illegal ex. . . .ex. . . experiment?! Didn't you say that this will increase my ki so I could beat up Vegeta?!" he exclaimed wide-eyed.
"Oh please! Did you honestly think that I'd let you beat up my husband?! Ha! You're delusional! Now prepare to DIE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma pulled out a mega bazooka laser cannon. The human struggled hard, but the machine wouldn't let him escape just as Bulma pulled the trigger. . . .
"What the hell?" Vegeta looked toward the direction of his wife's lab. The saiyan could've sworn he heard someone screaming like a pansy then a loud boom.
"Probably B just testing out that new weapon she invented." Goku said with a shrug. "I can still feel Bulma's ki so she isn't dead. . . . but for some reason I can't feel Yamcha's . . . . ."
"Probably dead. Hope he stays that way this time." Vegeta said stifling a yawn.
Goku nodded. "Good riddance to that freak, always bugging Chi Chi. . . . . . he'll just go to hell afterwards." He said turning his attention back to the TV.
"Hhhmmmm. . . I'll see to it, when I go down there, that he stays in the coldest spot. Can't have him being comfortable."
Goku raised his mug of root beer and said with a smirk, "Amen to that!" the two saiyans toasted their glasses.
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I have no idea where that story came from. . . .whatever. You know it's strange, I've just noticed the that letters V and B are next to each other on the keyboard. . . . . and you know what the letters stand for. But if you don't you're just ignorant. Weird. . . .
Vegeta took a step back, "And get turned into a giant talking fluffy bunny thing again?! NO! Nuh uh, I'm not eating another carrot as long as I live!!!" he growled. The talking bunny thing is another story, which I will save for another day.
"I assure you, you won't get turning into a giant talking fluffy bunny thing - "
"A fat dog?! The world's first Talking Broccoli?! A walking mackerel?! NO! NO! NO! Get yourself another test subject!" Vegeta snapped.
"Coward! Chicken!" Bulma retorted while doing the chicken dance. "Pak pak pakaaaaaaa!!!!!"
The prince crossed his arms, "My refusal to be part of your experiment is not 'cowardice' it's tactful survival - the only way to even live around you!" He turned with a huff, "Why don't you turn your son into a thing or, better yet, why not ask that poor-excuse-of-a-saiyan Kakarrot to be your little guinea pig?!" he spat. Vegeta stomped away from his wife and back to the GR.
Bulma thought for a moment then headed towards the phone, "Hello? Yamcha will you come over for a second. . . . . ."
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"Good. Now step into the machine and just stand there." Bulma instructed carefully. "Fantastic! Thanks for being part of this illegal experiment Yamcha!"
"Illegal ex. . . .ex. . . experiment?! Didn't you say that this will increase my ki so I could beat up Vegeta?!" he exclaimed wide-eyed.
"Oh please! Did you honestly think that I'd let you beat up my husband?! Ha! You're delusional! Now prepare to DIE!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Bulma pulled out a mega bazooka laser cannon. The human struggled hard, but the machine wouldn't let him escape just as Bulma pulled the trigger. . . .
"What the hell?" Vegeta looked toward the direction of his wife's lab. The saiyan could've sworn he heard someone screaming like a pansy then a loud boom.
"Probably B just testing out that new weapon she invented." Goku said with a shrug. "I can still feel Bulma's ki so she isn't dead. . . . but for some reason I can't feel Yamcha's . . . . ."
"Probably dead. Hope he stays that way this time." Vegeta said stifling a yawn.
Goku nodded. "Good riddance to that freak, always bugging Chi Chi. . . . . . he'll just go to hell afterwards." He said turning his attention back to the TV.
"Hhhmmmm. . . I'll see to it, when I go down there, that he stays in the coldest spot. Can't have him being comfortable."
Goku raised his mug of root beer and said with a smirk, "Amen to that!" the two saiyans toasted their glasses.
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I have no idea where that story came from. . . .whatever. You know it's strange, I've just noticed the that letters V and B are next to each other on the keyboard. . . . . and you know what the letters stand for. But if you don't you're just ignorant. Weird. . . .