Chapter 1: Where is it!?
A tall, skinny freshman with purple hair is walking through the hallways of Norrisville High, along with a short, chubby freshman with orange hair.
"So, Howard, how many tacos are you going to get?" the purple haired kid says.
"Probably 4," the kid known as Howard says.
"So gross!" Randy says.
"Oh, c'mon Cunningham! They taste just fine!" says Howard, but Randy shudders.
Just then, a stank'd student runs through the hallway.
Randy runs to the boys bathroom to put on the mask, but when he gets there, he tries to grab it from his hoodie pocket, and finds that the mask isn't there! He checks everywhere but he still can't find it! He runs out to tell Howard.
"Howard!"
Monster-Bucky screams, "Bash need wedgie! ME give it to him!"
"Cunningham, where's you-know-who? We kinda need him right NOW!"
"Howard, I don't have the mask!"
"Did you check your backpack?"
"Of course I checked my backpack! I'm not stupid!"
"Sure you're not," Howard says with sarcasm, and adds, "When we went back in time and stopped the Sorcerer, did you ever get your mask back from throwing it in the fire?"
"Ohhhh...oops," Randy says, "As long as the Nomi-" Randy gets cut off when the nomicon glows three times. "Ugh, I'm busted. I'll be in the bathroom."
"Hurry then, we don't have all day!" screams Howard.
Randy runs into the bathroom, goes into a stall, and says, "Make this quick Nomicon. I need to find my mask ASAP!"
The Nomicon opens itself, and flips a few pages. Randy is then sucked into the Nomicon. "Ooo."
Inside the Nomicon, Randy falls into a dojo. On a wall, the Nomicon scribbles, "When a Ninja does wrong, he must own up to his mistakes."
Randy says, "I already know that!"
The Nomicon erases those words and then writes, "The way to forget, is to remember."
"I know that, too! I was hoping you'd give me a straight ans-" Randy is cut off as he is sucked back to reality. He goes back to Howard, and tells him what the Nomicon said.
Howard says, "It's already taught you those! I've always hated that book."