AN: I've read some stories that are like this and I figured i might give it a try.
I will only update when I'm in the mood.
I don't own anything. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be writing fanfics if I did.
PS:My chapters won't be in chronological order.
Chapter 1
Harry Potter thought it was going to be a good day when he woke up.
The sun was shining, the sky was clear, the house was on fire, birds where chirping… Wait WHAT?!
The moment the fact that the Dursley's house was on fire registered in his ind, Harry just about whooped in joy.
Thats karma for all the SHIT you put me through bitches!
Unfortunately for Harry, he was to busy celebrating to remember that he was still in the house.
Harry only had time to exclaim "OH SHIT!" before the floor broke down and he died.
AN: This story is going to be made up of short chapters about Harry dying in many different and strange ways.
NO FLAMEZ! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!