Hi, I'm back! Thought you could get rid of me, huh? Well, didja. never mind, my brain isn't functioning anymore. Well, this is another side dish, but I'm going back to my main story later! (please read it, it's called Travel to Hyrule!) well, hope you like this, even if many other people have done it!

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ZELDA OR ANYTHING ZELDA RELATED!!!! *sniff*

****Zelda Interviews****

by the something else author, Dekustar!!!

Hello, everyone! My name is Dekustar, and I will be you're host today for interviewing various characters from the popular game, Zelda! Our first guest is the one and only *screams of teenage girls* LINK, HERO OF TIME!!!!! *Link comes running onto stage and starts doing laps*

Dekustar: Hello Link, and welcome. Please, have a seat.

Link (panting): thanks, I think I'll just do some more laps. Man, I've gotta stop eating coffee beans for breakfast! *starts running laps again*

Ds: allllllrighty then. Well, Link, if you don't mind, could we ask you some questions?

Link: ok, what are they?

Ds: First question- what are your thoughts and feelings toward Zelda, Princess of Destiny?

Link:.... Who?

Ds: you know, Zelda? The princess who you helped on your quest?

Link: ooooooooo yeah, her. She's nice I guess. Kinda weird though.

Ds:.oook. Next. How do you feel about Ganondorf, King of Evil?

Link: he makes good brownies.

Ds: huh??

Link: I said he makes good brownies. Want one? *pulls out an unidentified brown piece of something from his pocket*

Ds: I think this ends this interview. Go away. I need an aspirin.

Link: cool, bye. *runs off stage*

Ds: Ok. Well, lets hope that next episode will be better, because next week we have as our guest none other but Ganondorf, the king of Evil!

*ominous crack of thunder and spooky laugh*



Well, ok, I'll admit it, that sucked. The next chapter will be much much much better, I promise. Please r+r!!