Dear Vampires, I have a few Questions
When did you first make teenage girls woozy?
When did you first make them act all Floozy?
I don't understand vampires, your scary stalley grumpy groggy monsters
Why did you make them think you are the good guy?
Why did you convince them you're not going to suck them dry?
I can't fathom how you managed to convince them that you see "friend not food"
I suppose I shouldn't be blaming you vampire, you're not the one that spread the rumors, in fact you may think the same of them as I do.
Sincerely, a teenaged girl