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Click! Flash!

(badupm-badupm) (screecchhhh.) (SLAP!)

Frown. Dazzling black hair blowing in the wind. Two lines running down his perfect face (those damn lucky lines). Skaterboi body!

Smile! Blue eyes. Blackwhisker!scars. Hawt tanned (and totally life guard body) body.

Smirk. Dark onyx eyes with a flicker of red. Pitch black hair with a pinch of blue. One word: Gorgeous.

Who are they-----------?


The Uchiha Brothers.


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The Uchiha Brothers

by: lemonberryPUNCH

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"I don't understand why so many teenage girls dream about getting with rock stars. I mean the chance of meeting them is unlikely, but the chance to get them to fall in love with you is impossible."

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It was a completely normal day for the Uchiha Brothers. About 6 girls had tried to break in the house; 2 had tried to climb the wall to Naruto's room while the other 4 had tried to dress up as maid to get in (thankfully Sasuke caught them in the act), and each had received around 2 million email messages from the loving fans.

Ah, yes. A completely normal day.

Itachi was currently in his room tidying his hair (you had to wash AND condition this baby to make it look like it does!) while his stereo system was blasting off some of their own songs that had previously been out on CD. The funny thing was that he had only played the songs where he sang.

Che. Self-centered.

Naruto was playing on xbox!live on the large sofa (from pbteen, of course), speaking quickly over the headset connect to said game system. A "Dattebayo!" was heard every once and awhile by the blonde boy.

Idiot.

Sasuke was strumming on his guitar, thinking of some new notes to the current song he was writing for their CD that was coming up. He was sitting in the kitchen, on top of the island in the center of the room.

Everything was peaceful and calm and life couldn't get any better—

"YO, I GOT THAT HIT THAT BEAT THE BLOCK. YOU CAN GET THE BASS OVERLOAD. I GOT THAT ROCK AND ROLL, THAT FUTURE FLOW. THAT DIGITL SPIT. NEXT LEVEL VISUAL SHIT. I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW. HOW THE BEAT BANG, BOOM BOOM POW—"

"Heya! What's up Shikamaru?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, snorting at the stupidity of his blonde step-brother. He strummed his fingers across his guitar. Now what was that note he wanted in the chorus?

"SASUKE-TEME! ITACHI! LET'S GO-O!"

Itachi, clearly unconcerned with Naruto earsplitting but redundant shouting, continue to straighten his hair, thus making his hair perfect.

Slugging his arm around Sasuke neck, Naruto tried to pull him off the kitchen but abruptly fell when Sasuke removed himself from Naruto's hold.

"Sasuke-teme, what the hell was that for?!"

Sasuke, visibly annoyed by the light-colored boy, sighed a strained sigh and glared at him.

"Dobe. What do you want?"

Naruto, ignoring the insult completely, grabbed his cell phone, the iPhone 3G, and quickly responded to the text message he had just received. Grinning happily, he looked up to Sasuke.

"Teme, let's go out!"

Sasuke, who evidently took what Naruto said the wrong way, gapped at him.

"Hell no."

"Psh, Sasuke, not like that you retard, Shikamaru says that the shopping center has a new edition in the store. You know what that means?!"

Sasuke, already zoned out the minute Naruto talked, said sarcastically, "Enlighten me, dobe."

"BABES! Hundreds and hundreds of girls!" Naruto said excitedly.

Itachi, who must have been listening the whole time, unemotionally asked, "And how does that persuade me?"

Naruto's blue eyes shinned with mischief.

"They have a new hair department store there."

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"One day, I am going to meet prince charming. He will be tall and handsome, and everyone will be jealous. HE WILL BE PERFECT."

"Hah, Ino-pig, good luck with that."

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.OE

Sakura Haruno was pissed.

Well, pissed is an understatement.

She was absolutely livid.

She had spent the last freaking five hours at the coffee shop she worked at, did not receive coffee at said place, and was now working at her second job (she had to pay for college, you know?) till midnight.

Not only that, but her best friend, Ino and her boyfriend (ehmm, ex-boyfriend now), Shikamaru, had broken up again.

What was this, their 6th or 7th break up?!

No matter how much Ino cursed/cried/yelled/promised, she and Shikamaru would always get back together by then end of the month.

Now, don't get me wrong, she loved Shikamaru, he was one of her good friends, but it was just that it was so… troublesome.

Ino had been texting her for the pasted four days (the breakup had happened five days ago), and seem to never let up on the texting.

Le, sigh. The world was cruel.

Sakura was leaning against the high desk in her 2nd job; Barns and Noble; where the employers were suppose to help customers finding the book they needed.

So far, her job has been very calm. There were many customers today, but not enough to make her task difficult.

She had been standing there doodling on the paper that had said DO NOT WRITE ON, but was clearly ignored by said rosette-haired girl.

She was about to go find herself her own book to read while waiting for her next customer, but was stopped when she heard loud yelling coming from the entrance.

She squinted somewhat (damn, she forgot her contacts again), and was slightly surprised by the sight in front of her.

Now sprinting passed the entrance of the store, a very attractive man was being chased by a hoard of fangirls, who seemed more than excited to see the raven-haired man ahead of them.

Coming closer to the employer's desk, Sakura felt pity for the beautiful man and decided to help him from the deathly claws of the monster—I mean girls.

As soon as the man passed the desk, Sakura made a grab for him and quickly stuffed him behind her desk, thus hiding him from the obsessed women.

Patiently waiting for the crowd to clear up (thankfully they still thought the man was running), Sakura tried to keep the boy under the desk; even though he seemed to be very displeased with his location.

Once the crowd had left, Sakura moved herself so that the man could get out from under the desk.

Good-naturedly waiting for some words of gratitude, Sakura was shocked by the words that came out of his pretty mouth.

"Hell, you annoying fangirl! Can you guys ever learn to leave me alone! You practically jumped me!"

Angered by what he said, Sakura glared at him with much containment. Slowly (her mother always said to remain calm when angered), she breathed, trying to composed herself.

Slightly hissing while talking she said, "Excuse me? I just saved your life from those (wo)men!"

Glaring back he stated in a cold voice, "Sure. You just grabbed me so that you could molest me!"

Her composer finally cracking, Sakura roared loudly, "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

Surprised by the pink-haired girl question, Sasuke hesitantly asked, "You don't know who I am?"

Calming down, she hmphed and replied, "No. I just saw you being chased by those fangirls, and felt sorry for you. But now I wish that I didn't help you."

Sasuke now dumbfounded, asked her one more time. "Are you sure you don't know who I am?"

"Nope," she said dully, getting bored with the conversation. Didn't she have plans with Ino tomorrow?

"So?"

"So, what?" She was getting annoyed.

"I asked you if you had ever heard of Sasuke Uchiha."

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"Nope, why?"

Completely shocked, Sasuke said slowly, "I am Sasuke Uchiha."

"Hmm? Is that so? Well my name is Sakura Haruno, nice to meet you. Now, if you don't mind getting out of the employer's desk now, that would be much appreciated," she said sweetly.

Gradually, he walked around the table, seeming completely dazed out that she had not known who he was. He was Sasuke Uchiha! One of the three members of the most famous boy bands know in history, The Uchiha Brothers!

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The Uchiha Brothers!

Of course, why didn't he think of that first?! Of course, she would know who The Uchiha Brothers were!

He would impress her then; she would know who he was and would automatically be wooed by him (which strangely seemed okay to the younger Uchiha).

Smirking and putting on his best face, Sasuke leaned down on her desk and huskily asked her.

"Do you know who The Uchiha Brothers are?"

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"Never heard of them!"

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A/N: So if you have never have heard of them, I copied the idea of The Jonas Brothers and made it The Uchiha Brothers. Where I live, EVERYONE knows about The JBs. It's insane how everyone acts, the JBs will come to the mall, and everyone will be flipping out about it.

Well anywho, that is the same in Sakura's world, everyone knows the famous UBs, except for herself, that's why Sasuke reacted so strange, he was so used to be treated like a trophy, that he assumed Sakura is the same, and we know what happens…

Also, I KNOW Naruto is not an Uchiha, that's why I said he is his step-brother, both of their parents split and got remarried (Sasuke's dad and Naruto's mom) thus making Naruto change his last name.

This will probably be 3 or 4 chapters long, then I will start on another story maybe…

You want me to write, well you better review!

lemonberryPUNCH.