Bella whinnied pathetically as the sparkly shepherd manhandled her all the way to the secretive home far, far away in the forest. The man scoffed at her attempts to skitter away, and sneered down at her, "Guess what's for dinner tonight, little lamb?"
The lamb wasn't sure why he was speaking to her. She couldn't talk back... Or could she?
THE LAMB WAS SO SUPER SPESHUL THAT SHE COULD!
"You're purrrrrrty," the lamb bleated.
Sparkly, the shepherd, scoffed again, arrogantly. "I know! And you didn't guess what was for dinner! What is the fun, if you don't guess!" It didn't seem to disturb him that the lamb could talk. He had guessed the lamb was SUPER SPESHUL because he couldn't read it's mind.
"I don't know," the lamb said, stupidly, entranced by the man's sparkles. "You're the purrrrrrtiest shepherd I ever met."
"I am not a shepherd!"
"But you must be," Bella whined, as the man led them into the spacious house, "Because I'd follow you anywhere." She winked, but because she was a stupid lamb, it looked stupid.
"I'm a vampire, you moron."
"Vampires don't sparkle, you Mormon."
The sparkly man grew tired of the argument, "You still haven't guessed what's for dinner."
Bella frowned as they entered a room full of hungry faces. "Uhmm..."
"Lamb Stew!" Jasper said, wide-eyed and psychotically. "MY FAVORITE."
And so the stupid lamb was eaten by the lion.
THE END
AN/ OMFG so ROMANTIC!1!1!