A/N: You should know the drill by now. This is a Twilight Parody. If you don't want Twilight mocked do not read. I own nothing. Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight. This is the summary of the first book of the Twilight Saga, which funnily enough is Twilight, in under 150 words. Stick around for New Moon, Eclipse, and both parts of Breaking Dawn coming soon. How soon? I hear you ask. Well, that depends on the amount of reviews I get and whether I feel like it, but it should not be more than a few days at the most. I doubt it would even be that. Enjoy XD.
The Plot of Twilight in 150 Words Or Less
Twilight
So there is this girl who moves to Forks for some reason that is only sort of explained.
Bella: I'm this annoying Mary Sue character that has no aspirations for the future.
She lives with her father.
Charlie: I'm a cop with a moustache. Seriously, there is not much more you need to know.
Then she falls in love with a vampire.
Edward: I am a vampire. I want to eat you. Also, I watch you sleep. I love you.
Bella: Aw, I love you too.
Then the plot shows up.
James: I'm a vampire who wants to kill Bella.
Carlisle: Let's split up to protect her.
Bella: I run away from protection. I almost get changed into a vampire, and get injured instead. That's alright, because Edward loves me.
The End.
Word count (not bold): 130
Song Describing Twilight: Everybody in Love by JLS (seriously, all the Cullens are totally in love with each other even though they are pretending to be siblings. Can nobody else see how sick that is? If they wanted to be together together they should not say they are related even adoptively)