How to Make Him Fall for You Chapter 1: How to Make Him Fall For You, a kuroshitsuji fanfic

How to Make Him Fall for You.

Maylene has a very big secret. A very big secret that no one can ever know about. Her secret is that she's madly in love with the Phantomhive butler, Sebastian Michaelis. Okay, so maybe it's not that big of a secret...

Maylene was running errands for the Phantomhive household. The Young Master had asked her to buy him a book called "How Much More?" She had never heard of this book, but according to the young master, it was a very popular book a friend had suggested he read. Not thinking to far into it, Maylene headed to the bookstore. She asked the clerk if he had the book in stock, and he looked at her strangely, but told her were it would be.

The romance section?

Maylene thought, getting a little suspicious of the Young Master. No Earl she knew would read a romance novel. She walked down the rows, the books sorted alphabetically by title. She slowed her pace as she approached the H section, and stopped as she saw the first book beginning with How, "How come?", followed by "How did he?" and "How did he steal my heart?" at the bottom of the bookcase were multiple copies of two different books, "How to Make Him Fall for You", and "How Much More?". She first looked at the "How to Make Him Fall for You". She pulled it off the shelf. It seemed to be a legitimate how to manual, on the cover it said it had an almost 100% guaranty. Her eyes lit up.

Maybe with this book I can finally have Sebastian love me!

Maylene thought, smiling to herself. She grabbed the book the Young Master wanted and ran to the check out.

"Did you find everything you wanted?" The clerk coughed, glancing at the book the young Earl wanted.

"Yes, thank you!" Maylene said smiling brightly. The clerk blushed slightly, looking away from the maid. After she had paid for the books, she skipped off to the Phantomhive mansion. She pulled out the book the Young Master wanted, remembering the odd placing it had. She opened it to page 69, and began reading. Her eyes widened under her glasses, a blush creeping up her face. A small trickle of blood fell from her nose and she slammed the book closed.

Oh. My. God.

Maylene thought, staring down at the book she had bought for the Earl.

"Young Master! I don't think it's very appropriate for you to be reading this kind of book!" Maylene said loudly, walking into the young Phantomhive's study. The boy sat there with his butler behind him. They both looked up as Maylene entered the room.

"What are you talking about?" Ciel Phantomhive said in a commanding voice that caused Maylene to shrink back a bit.

"Well, um..." Maylene stuttered.

"Speak up!" He ordered.

"Well... It's this book, Young Master! How can an Earl of your standing be caught dead with this kind of book!" Maylene said with a small burst of confidence that diminished as she turned the book over to the child. He looked up at the maid staring at him, then opened the book to a random page. His visible eye moved as he read a sentence before his eye grew wider.

"What the hell!?" He yelled, pushing the book off the table, a appalled look on his face. "That's disgusting!" He said. He then turned to Sebastian and glared. "You..!"

"Now, now, Young Master, we must stay calm," Sebastian said, a smirk on his face as he saw the anger in his master's eye.

"Maylene. Out. Now." The Earl commanded, never looking away from his butler.

Maylene sighed, walking off to her room, the new book in her hand. She opened the door and jumped on her bed, opening to the first page;

Getting Him to Notice You.

The best way to get anyone to notice you is sex-appeal. Don't get me wrong, you shouldn't go around half-dressed, strutting your stuff. Wear normal clothes, but let him see a little bit more than he should. The best way to go about this is falling. Fall in such a way that he sees your legs. Blush, then hide yourself.

Maylene blushed a moment, imagining the scene she would create for her beloved butler. Plans and ideas ran through her head until the moment she fell asleep and continuing in her dream land.

Maylene smiled as she watched the hallway for the man she loved. She had planned everything last night, it was all ready, as simple as it was, she was confident it would work. She had placed a banana peal in the hallway and when Sebastian was in view she would come running and slip on the peal. Of course she would get slightly hurt, maybe a bruise or two, but it would be worth it if Sebastian even noticed her a little bit.

Sebastian walked down the hall, sighing. This was her chance!

"Sebastian! Sebastian!" She called running down the hall at full speed. Sebastian looked up, surprised. Everything was working! All she had to do was step on the peal. But just as she was over the peal and about to step on it, she was intoxicated by his beauty and jumped right over it, right into the butler. The moment her head touched his chest and her arms wrapped around his waist she recovered her senses. He looked down at her, confused. She blushed crimson, completely humiliated and ran backwards as far as she could until her back touched the wall.

At that moment, the young Earl came walking down the hall, glaring at the butler. "Sebastian!" he yelled, "what are you doing here?! Why aren't you in my study helping me?!" the boy yelled, quickening his pace.

"Young Master!" Maylene said, noticing that he was about to step on the banana peal. He looked at her, his foot making contact with the peal. As he put his weight on the foot the peal was under, the peal slipped, causing his legs to give out from under him. Sebastian's eyes widened and within seconds he had the Earl in his arms.

"Wha! Sebastian! Put me down!" Ciel yelled, a light blush gracing his checks.

"I'm sorry my Lord, but you were about to slip on a banana peal that Maylene dropped on the floor," Sebastian's soothing voice said, glancing at Maylene, who was blushing even redder.

"Then why didn't you pick it up!?" Ciel yelled, glaring at the butler.

"I'm sorry, my Lord. I will remember next time how unobservant you are." Sebastian said, walking off, the Earl still in his arms. The young boy glared at his servant, unable to say anything in reply.

"Make sure you do."

Maylene's first plan was ruined by her stupidity and she was enraged by it. She sat on her bed, opening her book to the next chapter;

Striking his fancy

The most important thing in a relationship is attraction. The best way to 'Strike his fancy' is by acting like a slut. Men like sluttiness. If your constantly hinting that you wouldn't mind having sex with him, he will want you. You also have to have a bit of calculated neglect, show him you wouldn't mind sleeping with other men. Phrases like, 'Woof, bitch,' and 'So... exactly how BIG are you?' are very good at hinting sexiness.

Maylene plotted how she would go about saying things like this. She decided to start her plan the next day, to dazzle Sebastian with her awesome sexiness. Maylene smiled faintly as she slowly drifted off into a sleep filled with Sebastian.

"Good Mourning Maylene!" Finny shouted, as the Phantomhive maid entered the room. Maylene glanced around the room, finding her beloved leaning over a table, inspecting a table cloth. She replied;

"Woof, bitch." Finny stared at her, completely taken off guard. Sebastian straightened out and turned to Maylene, a dark look on his face.

"Maylene, I do hope your not planing on swearing in front of the young master," Sebastian said, raising an eyebrow. Maylene blushed, looking away from the man.

"N-no," she stammered, many thoughts running through her head.

What should I do? What should I do?!

She thought desperately. "So... um, how BIG are you anyway?" Maylene asked, looking straight into the butler's eyes, putting extra emphasis on the word 'big'. The butler stared down at her, mouth hanging open, shock written all over his face.

"What did you just say?" He asked, recovering from the shock.

"So how big are you anyway...?" Maylene said, getting a tiny bit scared of what the butler would say or do. He just stared at her.

"Well? Answer the lady," came the Young Master's voice from the door. During the scene Maylene had created, he must have walked in. "That's an order."

"Yes My Lord," Sebastian said, bowing to Ciel. "I am about this long," Sebastian said, holding his hands up to show her. Maylene's eyes widened, a huge blush threatening her unblemished cheeks. Ciel snorted, leaned on the door frame, smirking at his butler.

"Oh really?" the Young Master said, rolling his eyes. Maylene, realizing her plan had failed for the second time, hung her head and walked out the door, brushing past her master. Two more chapters. That's how many chances she had to get this right.

iii

Getting him interested

The best way to get a man interested in having sex with you is flashing him in sexy underwear. Something red and lacy, a thong, and maybe even fishnet tights. Any man faced with this show would be struck speechless by your sexiness.

Maylene gasped, was this really going to work? Though she didn't care at this point. She jumped up and looked through her dresser. At the bottom of the drawer she had placed a false bottom. She lifted the false bottom and looked through it's contents. A framed picture of the Phantomhive butler rested next to a locket that had the same picture, as well as a picture of Maylene making a kissing face. Around those were scattered beads, nice clothes and money. Maylene grabbed the money and dashed off to town to buy the underwear she needed. She picked out a set of bra and thong with a red heart argyle patter on them. She smiled and brought them to the check-out. The clerk looked at Maylene's face and down at her body. Satisfied, she gave Maylene a discount on the unmentionables and Maylene was on her merry way.

She quickly stripped her body of it's maid's dress and pulled on the underwear. She looked at herself in the mirror. Her pale skin and large bust were almost perfectly accented by the unmentionables, it was as if they were made just for her. She smiled and grabbed a cloak. She wrapped it around her body and walked off to find Sebastian.

"Sebastian... Do you think that Maylene has been acting weird lately?" Ciel asked, looking down at his butler who was dressing him for bed.

"Yes... First with the banana peal, then that odd question this mourning and just a little while ago, she came to me while I was working, wearing a cloak. She then stripped, and when I asked her what she was doing she ran away."

"She stripped!?" Ciel yelled, climbing into bed and staring at his demon in pure shock. "Maylene?!"

"Indeed," Sebastian said, bowing to his master.

"Is she sick or something?" Ciel asked, looking disgusted.

"Maybe, but I do hope she's not sick. You may catch what she has and you know how you get if your sick, Young Master," Sebastian smirked, seeing the blush on his master's face.

"Shut up."

If all else fails...

If nothing else works, and you haven't captured his love, then it's time to bring in the cat ears! Fake cat ears and tails have been scientifically proven to make men love others. Of course you have to be wearing your sexy underwear as well!

Maylene sighed, she really hoped this one would work, she was already making a huge fool of herself. She walked down the hall, going out to buy cat ears. She passed by Finny and Bard who were smiling and laughing. Maylene glanced at them, seeing Finny was wearing cat ears. Maylene sighed, continuing to walk. She gasped and ran back after them.

"Finny!" Maylene called, grabbing his shoulder.

"Yes, what is it Maylene?" Finny asked, startled.

"Those ears! Can I have them?" Maylene asked, grabbing them from his head.

"Sure..." Finny said, but Maylene had already run off to find Sebastian. When she found him, he was standing in the library, dusting. He looked up as Maylene entered the room, a pair of cat ears on her head.

"Sebastian!" Maylene called, undoing the buttons of her maid's dress. Sebastian stared at her intently as her dress fell, revealing her sexy undergarments. She looked in Sebastian's eyes determined not to loose this time.

"Maylene..." Sebastian said, walking closer to her. She looked at him, flinching as he came closer and closer. When he was right in front of her, she closed her eyes. "These are the Young Master's..." He said, plucking the ears off her head. She blushed, her face getting warmer and warmer. Sebastian blinked, looking down at her. He put his forehead against hers, making her blush even deeper. "You have a temperature. Are you sick?" He asked, Maylene didn't reply, she had become to dizzy to think. The room began spinning and she tipped, falling. Sebastian caught her and just before she passed out she heard him mutter, "I don't do virgins."