Here's another new Fullmetal Alchemist challenge. Relax. This isn't a crossover. Just pure Fullmetal. Heh. Anyway, I've been reading lots of 'OCs fall into Amerstris types', and I've been thinking… Why don't people make a story where the OCs...just...I don't know...say whatever the fuck they want?

So yeah, I have two characters in mind… Alana Forthword and Tracy Sanders.

Tracy is the typical, rowdy, tomboyish type, swears a lot, makes jokes, often sex jokes, knows a lot about guns. Like the first thing she says to Edward is 'who are you? You look a like a prize from some off the wall, clown carnival." Yeah, those types of jokes.

Alana is the more typical girly girl type. More level headed and rational of the two. Obviously, designed to keep her friend in line, but not completely above indecency. And extremely smart. If there's anyone who's going to learn alchemy between the two, it's her.

Tracy is more streets smart whereas Alana is more books smart. Alana also hates bugs while Tracy hates learning. Tracy also has a small obsession with scissors.

Anyway, this would really humorous story. So far on the comedic side, it could be mistaken for a parody, but without, you know, random objects and writing popping up out of nowhere.

Well, that's it. PM me, if you want the challenge.

"The library can suck my d***."

From Tracy Sanders.

P.S. Since the girls are from the twenty first century, expect them to be making references that the characters just don't understand, being from the nineteenth century and all.