A/N: This is a collection of one-shots based on those comments you can find all over the internet 'That awkward moment when…'. They can be read as a whole or separately and some will have warnings such as some light slash or violence/cursing, but I'll try to keep everything T rated.
And if you have one of those comments you want to contribute go ahead and leave it in a review, though I'd very much appreciate it if you left a review as well, and I'll credit it to you if I don't already have it on my list—which is kinda long.
So without further ado, enjoy the first chapter!
That Awkward Moment When You Walk Through a Closet and Don't End Up in Narnia
"It'll be fun! All we have to do is walk through this closet and we'll be there." Miss Martian couldn't stop smiling, the thought of going to Narnia was so exciting.
Superboy frowned, something was wrong with this idea.
"How do you know this will work?"
"Because I saw it in the movie. They went through a closet just like this one and ended up there. I would have gone in earlier but I don't want to go alone." Her expression now was unbearably hopeful.
Standing in one of Mt. Justice's storage rooms, with various articles of dusty furniture around him, Superboy was trying to find an easy way out of M'gann's idea.
"I'm supposed to meet up with the others in the training room." He said avoiding her gaze. He didn't like to see her disappointed.
Besides he was barely getting used to earth why would he want to go to another confusing place.
"Please?" She was begging.
"We can just look around and besides their time is different from ours, we won't even be gone for five minutes."
Superboy made the mistake of looking up and meeting the Martian's eyes, so pleading and hopeful. He couldn't say no now.
"Promise we won't be there long?"
"I promise!" she had jumped up with joy and was now levitating towards the large doors of the old wooden closet.
As she grabbed one handle, he went for the other. Opening the doors simultaneously, they both peered inside and were instantly disappointed.
The back of the closet was visible and with nothing inside it was clear that there was no entrance to a fantasy kingdom.
"I don't understand." M'gann floated inside and to the back, placing her hands on the rough wooden wall.
"It's exactly like the one in the movie." Her voice clearly showing her disappointment and sadness.
Superboy walked in as well, placing his hands by hers on the wooden back. It was too cramped in there for the both of them to stand side by side so she stepped back as he began to speak.
"Maybe this is in the way." He tapped lightly on the surface, turning to look at her.
Megan's eyes lit up as she understood.
"Hello Megan!" she smacked her head lightly.
"We just need to get past this somehow and then we'll be there!" her excitement returned.
Superboy nodded. "Stand back."
She did as told and watched as the clone pulled his fist back and in one swift movement punched the back of the closet away, unintentionally the cemented wall behind the closet as well.
"Are we there?" Megan in her excitement levitated through the debris before it cleared.
As she gazed about the clearing dust and debris confusion came over her.
Standing a little ways away from her and the approaching clone were their teammates. Robin and Kaldur in fighting stances, though the whole team was staring at them.
"You guys know there's door right? You don't need to make one." Wally was the first to speak, gesturing to the large entrance into the training room.
"I...We're not in Narnia?" M'gann asked looking back at the way they came then back to their friends.
There was silence at that question as the other four team members tried to comprehend what they'd just heard.
Then laughter.
Superboy frowned as Robin and Kid Flash burst into laughter at the Martian's question. Artemis even snorted in amusement but stopped herself from laughing aloud.
"You guys!...Did you guys try to walk...through that old closet in the...storage room to Narnia?" Robin had dropped his stance and was now trying to talk through his laughter, holding his sides.
"Yes." was Superboy's reply though he sounded slightly defensive.
That answer broke down Artemis' walls and she began laughing just as loud as both boys. Kaldur only watched the scene, clearly missing something.
"I thought...That's what happened in the movie!" M'gann was getting defensive too.
Wally gasped for breath, trying to reign in his laughter.
"You know that's just a movie. It's not real." He tried to sound sympathetic but failed.
"We do now." Next time he felt something was off, Superboy vowed to go with that instinct and not follow through with whatever it was.
Glaring at his teammates, the clone turned and headed for the exited, not wanting to be around the other laughing teens anytime soon. He knew that, without a doubt, Robin and Kid Flash would not let him live this down.
"Aww, c'mon Supey! It was funny!" Robin yelled to his friend, knowing the other could hear. He sobered up though as he turned his attention to M'gann, who looked more than humiliated and seemed to find the floor fascinating.
Elbowing Wally in the ribs to get his attention, he motioned to their Martian friend.
The speedster sobered up as well and opened his mouth to say something but was cut off by Artemis.
"It's okay Megan." She walked up to the other, placing a hand on her shoulder.
"We all do stupid things now and again. It's nothing to be upset about." The archer lowered her head so she could the others down turned face and smiled.
"I'm not upset." M'gann replied quietly.
"Good! So how about we go make some cookies? I'm sure that'll cheer up Superboy too."
The suggestion made Megan snap her head up and look at the girl, the smile on her face wide and happy.
"Okay! Maybe this time they won't burn."
Both girls began to talk animatedly about baking as they left the training room, leaving the remaining teens to themselves.
"Well…That was fun." Kid Flash turned to his best friend.
"Spar?" A challenging tone to his voice.
Robin smiled mischievously. "If you can handle it."
"Dude, don't even think for a second I can't kick your midget butt…"
The two began to bicker as they started a new round of sparring.
This left a very confused Kaldur with one question. What just happened?
A/N: Just a little FYI almost all of them will be short and sweet like this….At least I hope it was short and sweet. Anyways reviews make the updates come faster =).
And another thing, I know if you favorite my stories and don't leave a review. Don't you think that's kinda messed up? I mean your taking and not giving, even if it's just a small "good job" kind of review, it's still very much appreciated. So think about that before you 'favorite and run'.
