So I'm writing a story. Yes. A Maximum Ride fan on something else that ISN'T MR... But I don't expect a lot of reviews since THIS IS my first chapter...

But I know FanFiction people have hearts, so can you maybe read and review for me?

*gives Bambi eyes*

Fine... Have it YOUR way... (OMG! BURGER KING LINE! XD) I'll just have TEH FOOTBALL TEAM DUCT TAPE YOU!

"Gasp!"

"What now, Leanna," I asked, shutting my locker, sounding tired and cranky.

"I smell a new scent. Ed Hardy. Born To Be Wild? No. I think it's Original. I've never smelt that scent in this hallway. That must mean there is a new kid. But it's the scent for women, so it must mean the new kid is a girl! OH MY GOD! THE NEW KID IS A GIRL! EEP!"

I stood there and watched my best friend have what we all call "an episode," meaning she basically spazzed out, cheered loudly (But she's not a cheerleader…), did a bunch of back flips down the hall followed by some cartwheels, then put her left leg out, kicking a guy in that one part that won't be named, resulting in him falling down in pain in the in the area of the hall that is called, "You're Screwed If You Are On The Left Side Of Leanna Zone." Poor dude.

"OMG! HI! I'M LEANNA LAWFFORD! YOU ARE THE NEW GIRL! HI!"

I walked over to the new girl and Leanna. And it wasn't hard to find them. There was Leanna looking bubbly as usual, and the poor new girl looking scared in a corner of the locker area in 7-B. I take pity for her.

"Leanna Lawfford, don't you DARE scare her on her first day," I shouted. I looked back over to the new girl, and said, "Listen, I'm very, very, very, very, VERY sorry about this. I guess this isn't normal for you, is it?"

The new girl shook her head.

"I guess not, then. I'm Emily Castell. Nice to meet you. And welcome. Strap yourself in for insanity…" We both giggled at the last note I said.

"Kate Fitchell. You seem very nice. And calm." She said, glancing wearily down the hall, looking at Leanna, who, un-fortunately, hit another guy, bringing another one down in pain. That's when the football team came busting through the doors, chucking duct tape across the hall, making it an official caution zone in yellow and black tape with the words spelt in the middle, "The You're Screwed If You Are On The Left Side Of Leanna Zone," all in duct tape by the football team. That should make it obvious…

"Oh. Don't worry," I said, reassuring Kate. "This is normal." We sat there in awkward silence for a few moments, then I asked, "So what classes do you have?" Kate pulled out her schedule, and showed me. We have the same classes except Homeroom, and instead of Band, she's in what we all call students. An Orc-A-Dork.

They're coming. Teh Football Team is gonna duct tape you now because you didn't review. You're in trouble...