Insanity In Motion CH. 1: Dark Gifts!
SUBJECT-XVI: HI EVERYONE! Stop bitching I'm back! And with a new story! This one is a SUPER NARUTO. A definite first for me so don't be too much of a bitch when reviewing. Speaking of Reviews I cannot stress how much I need them to continue writing my stories! No reviews = No new chapters!
SUBJECT-XVI: Okay let's start this MOFO! I OWN NOTHING!
This stories about what would happen if Naruto gave up on everybody in the village at and early age and commits suicide and dies. Only he doesn't stay dead… or does he? Some helpless soul has been sucked into his body! I guess everybody underestimated the will of a sealed fox goddess. NaruTen fanfiction
"Mind talking"
"Talking"
'Thinking'
(Mind rants)
"Demon Talking"
'Demon thinking'
JUTSU
(Story Start! Lark's POV!) [Lark is the name of the person replacing Naruto]
I sighed to myself as I looked around for the last time. "I'm going to miss this place" I said to myself sadly. True it was the place were I was raped repeatedly by the sick fucks that were my parents, it was the place were I was locked in for weeks on end without food, and where I was beaten and abused… but it was still my room… 'Who the hell am I kidding? I not going to miss this place!' I thought glaring at my surroundings with hate. "I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HELL YOU STUPID BITCHES!" I yelled out not caring if anyone heard me before tearing the kitchen knife in my hands across my throat before stabbing it into my heart.
I smiled to myself as my eyes darkened and the pain lessened… 'Heh… we go into this world full of pain and leave it the same way. I guess it'd like poetry!' I thought one final time before the darkness overtook me.
So you'll imagine my surprise when I opened them again.
"SONUVABITCH!" I shouted when I woke up in my room again. I got ready to ram myself through again but couldn't. It had taken my six months to prepare for my first attempt I had no confidence left to pull it off again right now.
"Finally! A human who didn't try to kill themself after I'd revived them!" someone shouted
"Who's there!" I said in surprise bring my knife in front of me as if it would ward them off.
"Relax kit, I AM THE GREAT KYUUBI NO KITSUNE! AND YOU ARE MY NEW VESSEL!"
"Um… what?" I asked dumbly.
"JUST GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!"
Sitting up I walked almost mechanically to the bathroom. A quick glance told me I wasn't in my house anymore… though something about it was awfully familiar.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" I shouted in surprise. What I saw would make any anime otaku go nuts. In the mirror instead of my reflection was the face of young Naruto, pregraduation judging by the green goggles on my forehead and the fact that I looked to be around ten years old.
"Holy shit! What the hell happened!"
(Sigh) "The consciousness of my previous vessel was not able to stand against the abuse that the fools of this village put him through. The old one as well as myself were not able to dissuade him from his course of action… he… he used the knife in your hand to take his own life. In a way I'm sure that is not dissimilar to the way you must have taken your own. That is the reason you're here anyway. I spell I used brought a kindred spirit from its home and forced it into this body you now call home… I am sorry… but I cannot die yet… you may hate me if you wish for forcing the fate I have put on you but please live this life for I cannot find in me the strength to rip one more soul from his or her home." The kyuubi stated deep, deep sadness evident in her voice.
"I do not hate you… you did what you had to do and I respect that… don't worry about me I'll be fine… heh! Compared to my previous life this should be a cake walk!" I said bravely and in all honesty it probably would be. After all I new everything about the bloody show! Something's may be different like the kyuubi being a girl and actually good but hey! These are minor details the whole story line as a plot wouldn't have changed. "I guess it's best that I get out there huh?" I said before going into the kitchen and grabbing the cleaning solution. After I cleaned the blood off the floor I looked around and changed out of the bloody clothes I wore grabbed my gamma-chan and walked out of the house locking the door of course.
Walking down the street was what I typically expected people glaring at me and muttering demon under their breathes. I mentally smirked at them. 'ooooooooh you people have no idea!' walking down I blind alley I sent my senses out using my Chi. Once I was sure no one was near me I built it up in my legs and jumped landing on the roof closes to me.
"How can you use chakra already!" asked the kyuubi shocked
"That wasn't chakra that was chi spiritual energy. I learned to harness and use that from and old blind beggar nice guy when he wasn't drunk then he was just a slave driver. This stuff allows me to do super human things but it's less flashy then chakra." I informed her, "I'm actually surprised that the ninja of this village or any other don't use it."
"What do you plan on doing?"
"Don't really know yet. I'm scouting out the village first and see what there is to see. I think I might take a job (Once I figure out how to use chakra and operate a henge of course) maybe forgery or sealing… maybe both… yeah that's a better idea! I'll get a job in weapon forgery and sealing! Those two crafts should be very helpful on what I have in mind!"
"Sounds like a plan!" she said happily.
"Hey kyuubi? How old am I supposed to be?"
"You are currently nine years old… ten in a month…" she replied hoarsely
"You loved him… didn't you?" I asked softly not stopping as I traveled along the rooftops.
"Yes… he was… he was my son!" she shouted and I could hear her brake down with tears.
Quickly ducking into one of the trees I dropped down into a meditation mode and was pulled into the seal
"Hey! It worked!" I said happily before running towards the sound of the Kyuubi crying.
When I got there I saw her… she looked so… heart broken…
Not hesitating I ran forward and grabbed her into a hug (the spaces between the bars was like a mile wide)
"Shhhhhhhhh…" I said softly into her hair. "Don't worry I'm here… let it all out…"
it took her an hour before she finally calmed down.
"Thank you…" she said quietly letting go.
"Your welcome…" I said "I'm going to go back now… get some rest and don't think about it… heh he is part demon… I'm sure they are singing his praises in hell or running in fear of his pranks…" I told gently
"Yeah!" she said happily smiling as if remembering her own time down there.
Giving her one more hug I left the mindscape. I waited a second to get my baring back before continuing my search around the village.
Spotting a Ninja library (What kind of idiot displays that over the place?) I snuck inside (I tried going in through the front door but was chased out by an angry old lady with a cane) and found the materials on chakra use, henges, advanced henges, and surprisingly enough a scroll on the shadow clone jutsu… (DEAR GOD! THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!), and finally some chakra paper. Stealing as much chakra paper I could fit in the pockets of my hideous orange clothes, I Stoll the scrolls for the jutsu's and went into one of the near bye forest groves to practice them.
-_- Line break
A week later I had perfected the techniques (And found out that I could make them 100 times better using Chi rather then Chakra) and it was now time to put my carefully constructed plan into action.
Sneaking out of the village I went down the eastern road about a mile before turning around and walking with my Chi powered super henge in full effect.
When I was about to go through the gate I was stopped by one of the two ninjas guarding it.
"Yeah?" I asked lazily (I'd henged into my old body when I was nine years old)
"Why'd you come here kid?" the guy of the pair asked harshly.
"No particular reason. I'm orphaned and tired of having to avoid bandits every time I want to stop somewhere." I informed before sneering at him, "And next time you want to have sex with your partner I suggest that you don't grab the wrong pair of pants!" I said before pushing past him. Winking at the girl (I'd seen her arrive about thirty seconds before I got there. The one she'd replaced was another guy I'd used a substitution jutsu I'd found on another one of my library raids. And I pretty sure she'd seen it.) She giggled quietly before sneering at the other guy before placing as much space as possibly between them.
"Lark you are one sick bastard… I couldn't have done it better myself!" said Sasha (The Kyuubi) proudly.
"Thanks Kaa-chan" I said happily (I'd taken to calling her mother a little after that time I'd comforted her)
I went through the village and found the sealing shop.
"OH GOODY!" I shouted happily to kaa-chan. "They're hiring!" quickly going inside I went to the front desk.
"Ah… excuse me madam?" I said a little nervously, "I was wondering if I could have a job? I saw the help wanted sign in front."
"What? Oh yes! Wait over there, honey and I'll tell them you're here for the interview!" she said happily before skipping out.
Five minutes later she came back for me and led me through a bunch of room before taking me before a guy who I swear looked exactly like Albert Ensign.
"Judy tells me you're here for the job!" he said happily like a child with a new toy, "Do you have any prior experience with making seals?"
"Ah… no…"
"Doesn't Matter! We give on the job training!" he said joyously. "Come by at four A.M. on Saturday next week and the job is yours!" he said shaking my hand hard enough to make me feel like a rag doll. "Bye! Bye!"
"Don't worry you'll get used to him eventually. See you next week!" the secretary told me on my way out.
"Okay that guy was weird…"
"Agreed"
"I'll probably go crazy working for that guy in a month!"
"Indubitably… but aren't you already crazy?"
"N-… Heh! Your right! He's perfect!"
"TO THE FORGE MASTER!"
-_- Line Break
"Are all bosses in this town crazy!" I shouted to Sasha rubbing my abused shoulder wincing slightly.
"That is a distinct probability." She said noting my wince and sending some of her chakra to my arm.
It was now three in the morning! It was only nine a.m. when I went there! Sighing in frustration at the insanity of my bosses (I'd been given the job on the spot when I'd met the forge master). I went home had a quick shower before grabbing the a couple of rags, a hammer, a sledgehammer, and a blank sealing scroll I'd filched on my way out of the seal shop (I felt pretty bad for a second, I wasn't even exactly hired yet and I was already stealing from my job! Ehh! I replace eventually!), I followed a path outside of the main part of the village. It eventually took me to some toward the valley of the end somewhere I really didn't want to go. No about five minutes walking out of the village I went off path and found myself in a clearing with a large waterfall that led down to a small lake in the middle of it.
"Oho! This place is perfect!" I shouted happily before moving into the shadow of waterfall.
Once I reached solid rock I took out the sledgehammer and began to pound into the rock at my feet with all my strength.
An hour into my self-assigned project I was already twelve feet deep! My goal was to reach twenty feet before I would start to dig in ward. My current hole was twelve and a half deep, five feet wide, and three feet across.
It had taken me another half an hour to reach my mark but I did it! Now came the hard part. I'd gone so far so fast because I was able to use the sledgehammer for this next part all I'd have room to use would be my small hammer.
"Ugh! I'm sooo tired!" I groaned with a wide yawn.
"As to be expected you've been up for sixteen hours. Go home and go to sleep kit you have to go back to work at the forge tomorrow."
"Ugh!" following my inner demon's advice I went home and fell asleep halfway into my room.
-_- Line Break!
For over the next year my routine had been (1) wake up early and make a shit load of clones to practice sealing, go through combo Katas, and work on all ninjutsu stolen from library with instruction to return old ones, copy down any information learned, and to continue to work on underground home (2) go to ninja school act like a fool and hide my true strength, (3) go home relax for half an hour, (4) make two clones and henge them and send them to the sealing shop and the forge to work. That was my routine. Of course it was occasionally interrupted by stuff like preventing the Uchiha Massacre, apparently Itachi only killed the Members of the clan that were planning a Coup de tau and Donzo was planning to use that to his advantage to kill the rest of the Uchiha to steal their eyes. After a little work I was able to trick the Hokage (Whom was really like a grandfather to me so I called him Jiji) into preventing it. All I had to do was go inside and act a little confused and say that I heard to guy talking about how the Uchiha were finally going to get it, blah, blah, blah after Itachi kills the traitors. And something about tree roots.
I'm pretty sure that Donzo all but had a stroke when he opened his draw and finds that all the information he had on his illegal activities gone!
So yeah I guess you can say I had a productive year.
(STORY END!)
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