Hello, people. o3o This is a Laven (Lavi/Allen) story, so if you don't like yaoi or boyxboy, you might as well turn around now. Anyway, I'm actually really reluctant to upload this because I think it's stupid. But, I recommend you read the whole thing before you decide you hate it, okay? It's not a oneshot. In fact, I think it will end up pretty long. I don't know. It's not just Allen and Lavi, though, but I won't tell you the other pairings. Whatever, enough from me, please read and review. ^_^ By the way, I don't own D. Gray-Man, and that's probably a good thing. Enjoy! :)
~Lavi~
Lavi stretched and yawned obnoxiously, glancing at the clock at his bedside. What? There is no way I'm up this early on a Saturday! He thought. It's eight in the freakin' morning! Looking around the bare room that consisted of two beds, a desk at the end of each bed, a bedside table in between the beds, and a window above the table, he deducted that his roommate was not there. Faint disappointment filled him for an instant.
He reached for his eye patch and found it in the usual place right next to the clock. He glanced around the barren room once more. Even his roommate's golem was up and gone. Lavi could only guess they'd both gone down to the cafeteria for breakfast. His stomach rumbled softly at the thought of food and he answered by leaping up and running out to join Kanda, Allen, and Lenalee in the cafeteria.
~Allen~
Allen had just finished making his usual order of food to Jerry, who, as usual, enthusiastically went to fulfill it. While awaiting his meal, he decided to go sit at the usual table. As per usual, Kanda and Lenalee were already there with their usual breakfasts. In fact; the only thing that was unusual about this morning was Lavi bursting into the cafeteria (Why the hell is he up this early on a Saturday?) with an exuberant, "Yuu-chan~!" Anything he was about to say next was cut off as Mugen was embedded in the wall centimeters from his head. All the color drained from his face and he collapsed from shock.
"Don't call me that!" Came Kanda's irritated reply. He hadn't even bothered to stand up to retrieve his precious katana from the wall. Though, no one would dare do anything to it for fear of facing Kanda's wrath later. Allen decided to make himself scarce and went to check on the progress of his food as Lavi came to the table to further annoy the samurai. Lenalee suddenly had "urgent business" to attend to, and disappeared altogether.
Upon retrieving his food and returning to the table, Allen received a disgusted look from Kanda and an amazed one from Lavi. If Lenalee were still there, she'd look concerned. She always did. He was just about to start eating when Lavi adopted a new look. To anyone but Allen, it would was completely innocent, adorable even. But to Allen, it was a look of pure evil. For Lavi had set his eyes full of want on Allen's food.
"Do you need something, Lavi?" Allen asked dangerously, an innocent smile stretched across his face. Lavi grinned slyly.
"Well, I couldn't help but notice that you have tons of food there, and it's a well-known fact that eating too much gets you sick. So I thought I'd ask if you wanted a hand eating it."
"No. Thank you, but I think I'll be okay." Allen replied in that strangely calm manner of his, though his eyes portrayed every cruel death and more all directed at Lavi for even asking. A devious look crossed Lavi's face.
"Okay." He rested his chin on his hand and stared off into space. Kanda started to look constipated as he glared daggers at what appeared to be nothing. Maybe the wall had insulted his hair or something. Either way it was silent for about three minutes before Lavi made a wild grab for one of Allen's plates. And apparently in doing so he opened a gate to hell because all in one second Mugen miraculously appeared in Allen's hands and he nearly decapitated both Kanda and Lavi, who managed to hold onto the stolen plate and took off across the room screaming about being "too sexy to die" with Timcanpy latched on his hand. Kanda then stood up and hurled the last of his soba at Allen's face.
Everything got deathly quiet as Allen swiped the noodles that stuck off of his face. The dangerous glare that had previously been directed at Lavi was now aimed at Kanda, tenfold. Kanda returned the glare unflinchingly, and Lavi busied himself with clearing the plate of food he'd stolen. Timcanpy had vanished mysteriously along with everyone else in the cafeteria.
"Kanda…you mind telling me why you felt it necessary to throw noodles at my face?" Allen's usual sweet face and been replaced by the one he used when speaking of his poker techniques, though he spoke in a sickly sweet tone.
"Because your face makes me angry." Kanda deadpanned. Allen gasped and a truly odd smile split his face.
"Yuu-chan, that's so sweet!" He practically squealed as he hurled himself into Kanda's arms. Pure joy was overflowing within him and he genuinely confused as to why that was.
~Lavi~
Lavi's jaw dropped as he watched Allen press his lips to Kanda's, the latter willingly kissing back. He narrowed his one visible eye, dropping the half empty plate. It shattered at his feet. Allen still hadn't broken away, and Lavi was starting to feel the unfamiliar sting of jealousy for some reason. He moved forward, fully prepared to intervene, when he tripped over (apparently) thin air and fell flat on his face. Then he woke up.