sans walked in he siad lets kiss kris after a minute papyrus waked in and says SANS how could you do this: sans says i can explain kris is more loving than you papyrus im sorry but im breaking up with you papyrus says WHAT ill ive you spaghetti just pls come back. no says sans im stay with kris *they get on the floor and start kissing* papyrus: GASP papyrus: sand i didnt know you were gay sans: *muffled* werent we gay papyrus:NO IM TRANS sans: oh well idc kris is still better kris: wait sna s i thought you were a girl since your peepee is so micro san an papyrus OHHH FRICK sans:are you saying kris:yes im breaking up since i dont want the big gay. papyrus: so kris you wanna be with me kris: sure snas: what kris you were mine MINE well guess i gotta kill ya kris: *stbas sans with knife: snas:*ded* Kris: o k i put my peepee in your hole yes? papyrus:yes Gaster: *from other room* WHAT THE FUCK kris:on no there was no rubber thing to put on my peepee papytus: welp uhh *10 months later baby: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE kris:bruh we gotta do something papyrus : adoption i already have the papers kris: ok bye baby boi *11 years later* baby comes home its actually jevil *knock on kris and pappyuses door* jevil: HI IM JEVIL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN kris and papyrus: ITS THE FRICKING BABY jevil:YEP ITS ME kris:*runs* papyrus:nooooo *kills jevil* welp kris is gone rip THE END