Disclaimer: I do not own Hey Arnold!, its characters and settings, as well as Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, its concept and silly plot.
Prologue
"Dammit, why me?!"
He gasped as he held the heavy bronze miniature replica of Rodin's "The Thinker", its head smeared with blood, dripping on the floor. In front of him was a young petite Asian woman, sprawling on the floor, face down. Beside her body was her pair of glasses, shattered, its thick plastic frame cracked. He trembled at the sight.
"I-I can't get caught! Not like this!"
His grip on the heavy statuette loosened, until he unconsciously dropped it on the floor. A pool of blood began to form around the woman's head, spreading wider until it almost reached his shoe.
"I-I've gotta find someone to pin this on..."
He racked his brains for his next move. Any minute from now, the police would come and he needed a quick excuse to escape from this sticky situation. Then suddenly, the image of an African-American man with a tall hair that he saw earlier flashed in his head. A sly, evil grin formed in his lips. He now knew what to do.
"Yeah, that's it...I'll pin this to someone...someone like him...I'll make it look like he did it!"
He could not help but to snicker maniacally at his seemingly evil yet genius plan as the sound police sirens approached the apartment building he was in at the moment.
A/N: Yeah, I know, this is an awful rip-off of "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney". I'm not sorry for it. So leave reviews please. ^^,