France was going to the Netherlands house one day, he just walked on over there cause Belgium wasn't in the way. He goes inside and he sees Netherlands is smoking some pot. He's pretty interested in this he enjoy smoking cigarettes so pot that's probably cool too.

"can I smoke that" he asked and Netherlands gave him a weed and he smoke it

He bad brought some wine so he took it out he looked at the bottle. "I'm gonna drink this whole thing lol" he said very high from the weed. And he chugged down the wine now normally this wasn't

too weird for France he did drink a lot of wine but he was high this time.

They smoke a few more weed and a drink a few more wines enough so they are both very drunk and high

"ey netherlands ,.,,,,,,,, ,, we shouldol" France said

"lmao what" Netherlands looked at France he looked green "lol frog" actually everything looked green and now France had toes growing out of his nostrils... it was kinda hot

"lets produce offspring mdr " france said thT was such a funny joke he thought

"lmao ok"

they were both guys so they didn't know how they would do it nethetlands went into his kitchen looking for more weed. He saw some chocolate that Switzerland had given hi. And he took it and yeeted it at france

"we'll use this to produce our offspring" France decided he slurped the chocole "so it has my dna"

"good idea" netherlands did the same

They found some other stuff some beer and waffles and fries and slurped them all and smashed them together. Then France passed out he was too drinked. Nethetlands also passed out soon later. They were sleeping by the pile of Waffle chocolate beer and fry and their essence seeped into it...

When they woke up they saw a small child

"owo " she said

"Putain im out" France said not wanting to take care of another child he was already daddy of so many children well I don't think there were that many at this time actually but anyway

so netherlands was left alone with this child and be looked at her this was definitely a joke that went top far but now there was a child he had to take care of her he looked at her. "Never owo again"

she said "uwu"