- Prologue-
Why does love have be to be so hard? Why can't your knight in shining armor walk through the door, look deep into your eyes and just walk up to you and say 'I love you', plant a big wet kiss on your lips and be done with it, The End. But no, life doesn't work like that. No life works in ways that in no shape or form resembles the fairytale stories we read and believed in when we were young, like when you meet this total dickhead that's supposed to be your like soul mate but neither of you have anything in common: like your favorite band is A.F.I., his is LMFAO. Or like when you're an awesome person and he's a complete dickhead, wait did I already mention that… oh well he is, or that he's straight and you're gay. Yeah that one can be a deal breaker. But you want to know the best part, he thought all this was my fault, yeah like I wanted o be tied together forever with a giant douche. And another thing is beside his smoking hot body I find nothing else attractive about him… nope, nothing at all.