Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto, because if i did, you wouldn't be complaining about fillers.
Deidara
A young blond man and his mysterious mask faced friend sat in a large outdoor bath together.
The sun was extremely high in the sky and steam was rising from the bath violently.
"isn't this nice Deidara-senpai!" the one with the orange mask said
"what, un?"
"I've never been somewhere public where no one tried to capture us"
"Tobi, be quiet, un"
"Is Tobi a bad boy Deidara-Senpai?"
The blonde one, Deidara, got up and walked indoors, wrapping a towel around his waist.
Tobi is not helping my temper, especially in this exhaustingly hot weather, un
Once inside, Deidara noticed the okami was sitting by herself again, staring through the window. Her lunch half eaten. She sat there most of the time. Deidara, for the whole 5 days he had spent in the bathhouse, he had never seen the okami finish her lunch or gotten up for any other reason than to greet guests.
He carried on walking across the perfectly polished dark wooden floors of the bath house and ended up facing the door to his room at the end of the corridor.
Once he got inside, he locked the door, sighed and got dressed into his usual gear, minus the digital eyepiece and the cloak.
"is this all there is to life, un?"
Deidara felt his life had been incredibly dull recently.
He had already completed the task of getting the one tails for Pein-sama and the only one left was the nine tails; but that was Itachi's bother.
No fun.
If that damn Uchiha would hurry up we could actually do something for a change, un
Suddenly, Tobi rushed into the room, falling over his own feet and landing on the floor in an awkward position. Accidentally giving Deidara an eyeful of his 'manhood'
"what the fuck Tobi! I thought I locked the damn door and you should close those damn legs un!" Deidara screamed and blushed in rage.
Getting up, Tobi apologized numerous times, adjusting his towel frantically.
"Sorry Deidara-senpai! Really, but there are people looking for us downstairs. I heard them talking"
Deidara snorted. For an Akatsuki member, he had never actually seen Tobi behave so malicious or get into battle. He always was the type to run away before anything else.
"Tobi, Akatsuki members do not run. People fear us, un"
"Yes senpai, but these are from the leaf. I was worried that little pink haired girl would be there. The one who killed Sasori"
Deidara was about to snort again, but Tobi had a point.
For such a little girl who had a ridiculous hair colour, she sure was tough. Dealing with Sasori-no-Danna like that. So easy.
"there's about four of them, but they look tough. Two of them wore green spandex!"
"green spandex looks ridiculous Tobi, it does not make anyone look tough, un"
"I wonder how I would look in green spandex. Would Tobi look good Deidara-Senpai?"
"shut up and get dressed Tobi"
Deidara got up and went into the bathroom, slamming the door shut.
Pulling the Akatsuki cloak off the rails of the curtain, his bag of clay from behind the toilet, his digital eyepiece from the window sill and his hat from the floor, he sighed and thought
I hope that pink haired girl is here. It might be fun to play with her for a while, un
Tenten
"Neji, can you sense their chakra?"
"No, well, it's weak, and I can't see anything that leads to them either. Are you sure they're here Guy Sensei?"
"Yes, the clay we found a few miles back matches the one that blond Akatsuki member used when we clashed before"
"Guy-Sensei! Let's set a time limit of five minutes to find the Akatsuki members, to drive us harder, and if we fail to find them we must do 500 press ups!"
Lee and Guy had been this way ever since they left Kohona. It was really getting on Tenten and Neji's last nerves.
God dammit...
"I like the way you think Lee! Let's use the power of youth! Are you three ready?"
Guy ignored the death glares coming from Neji and Tenten and focused on the enthusiastic smile of Lee, who was itching to get going.
What's their problem!?
"Okay, three...two...one... GO!!"
Guy and Lee separated for a second, max.
"Well, good afternoon little leaf ninja, un" said a tall, blond man in the doorway. His image was almost completely covered in darkness from the light that shun on his back from outside. You could only make out a long blonde ponytail, the smirk on his face, and the red clouds on his cloak. His partner stood calmly by his side, a sharingan glaring through the eyehole in his mask.
"You can call me Deidara, un" Deidara's smirk widened and he stepped forward, out of the shadow.
He appeared clearer now and Tenten blushed from the sight of him.
He's quite handsome.
He had large gray blue eyes, a large sarcastic smirk on his face, a long blond ponytail and his left eye was covered by a long blond fringe. what brought her back to earth was his cloak.
That evil traitorous cloak.
"Guy-Sensei, Neji, Lee; Let's go!"
"You wont last, un" said Deidara, smirking even more.
It was true.
It was true the moment he said it.
"Art is a bang, un"
--
The next thing she knew, she woke up in Kohona hospital, Sakura looking down at her.
Sakura
That damn Deidara, that stupid stupid stupid Deidara...
Oh, Tenten's awake!
"Sakura!" Tenten moaned, trying to get up until Sakura pushed her back down.
"Rest. You shouldn't be moving with your injuries"
Tenten didn't hesitate much.
She lay back down and closed her eyes.
"I don't remember much. What did he do to me?"
Sakura hesitated,
"It seems that one of his clay bombs had gotten inside of your arms and created a small explosion. Your arms are broken, but they'll be okay in time"
Tenten's eyes sprung open. She didn't remember a thing. She accidentally picked herself up in shock too, when she remembered her team mates
Before her mouth had opened to say anything, Sakura pushed her back down and said
"They'll be fine too. You four are just going to be staring at these walls for a while, that's all".
There was a knock at the door and in came the Hokage, looking extremely serious.
Deidara
Deidara and Tobi were making their way to the Akatsuki hideout on Deidara's big clay bird that night, after the okami had kicked them out of the bathhouse.
I still didn't know why I listened to her wishes, I could have blown her to bits, but damn Tobi insisted we went back to the hideout, but I know where I'm not wanted, un.
"Dei-Senpai, do you think we were a bit cruel to the leaf peoples?"
What kind of soft idiot is this guy, yeah.
"No, we weren't, and don't call me dei, un!!"
Those little jerks deserved it, un. they don't appreciate art, and they got us kicked out of the bathhouse.
"it's so cold senpai. I never knew it could be like this in the middle of summer"
"well it is four in the morning Tobi, un"
Deidara lay on his back, watching the stars above him.
I kind of hoped...that the pink one had come today, but the reason to blow her head off isn't the right one, un. This is confusing yeah.
"Senpai! We're here"
Deidara shot up, blurring out the baby pink in his mind and set the bird down right in front of the entrance.
"Brilliant, un" he said sarcastically, while performing a few hand seals to release the jutsu that hid the entrance.
The gigantic waterfall infront of them cut open, and the boulders behind it disappeared into tiny fragments of dust.
by the time the two walked in, the boulders had slowly brought themselves back up and the waterfall enveloped them again.
Great, he's got a pout on that metallic face of his again, un.
As much as Deidara looked up to the leader, he also hated his guts.
"Deidara, Tobi, I've got a new mission for you. Where have you been?"
Why the hell should I tell you, un.
"Me and DeiDei got in a bother with leaf ninja at a bathhouse a few miles from here leader-sama!"
DEIDEI!?!??
"Leaf ninja?" the leader asked, his eyebrows rising slightly and a smirk slightly developing over his heavily pierced face. "well then, I hope you enjoyed yourselves since you'll be reuniting with them soon"
"They wont be getting up for a while to be reuniting with anyone, un" Deidara said smugly, not caring he had wiped the smirk off his leader's face.
"I hope you didn't harm the pink haired one, for your sake"
Deidara's heart skipped a beat to the thought of that kunoichi again.
What does he want with her, un?
"No, she wasn't there leader-sama" Tobi nodded happily.
"Good, then listen closely.." Pein said, his smirk reappearing again, Deidara's disappearing. "This mission will revolve around her, and her only..."
Sakura
Sakura got to bed rather early that night. Tsunade-sama's words repeating in her mind
start flashback
"Sakura, I need a word with you" Tsunade's face was stern.
They both stepped out of Tenten's hospital room, Sakura softly closing the door after her.
"Sakura, I'm going to be quick; I need you to find Deidara and his new partner before they issue an attack on Kohona"
"Me? Alone?"
"Unfortunately, yes. A lot of the other jonin are busy on month long missions. Genin and Chunnin aren't strong enough for this mission. You will stand out going in a team, but once you find them we will like you to activate this scroll and Kakashi will know your exact whereabouts, he will then come to help you. Do you understand your mission, Sakura?" Tsunade said, handing the kunoichi a purple scroll.
Sakura nodded.
"Good. Then I would like you to have left by tomorrow morning. Good luck" and with that, the hokage turned on her heel and walked along of the corridor and out of the front door.
end flashback
Sakura couldn't sleep. Little beads of sweat started to develop on her forehead.
She would have to see that blonde one again.
Deidara...
She deliberately fell off her bed to land on her knees and playfully, she crawled to her backpack, checking through what she had already packed.
Clean clothes, shiruken, kunai, clean underwear, food, money-
The purple scroll, It's not here!
Sakura crawled around her room, sticking her hands under the sofa, the bed, the table. Anywhere it could have rolled to. She got up and searched through her kitchen worktops.
Where is it!? Where is it!?
Suddenly, she heard footsteps on the stairs outside and she stopped completly. She stood frozen, trying to hear the voices that were approaching her.
They stopped right outside her door, and when the doorknob turned, and the door creaked open, she still couldn't move.
When she saw the long blond ponytail of a familiar face, she found herself slowly unfreezing in time to see the purple scroll on the table.
Sakura! Move Sakura! Get the purple scroll!! -Inner sakura chanted
She dove for the table and the blond akatsuki member rushed in and held her in the air. Her arms and legs were stretched out straight. His hands were wrapped right around her stomach. His partner grabbed the scroll and put it inside his cloak.
She looked up to the gray blue eyes that were staring down at her and she couldn't get herself to move. They were mesmerising.
"i didn't think i'd be seeing you again" his frown turned into a smirk "not that i didn't want to, un"
This sick sick man! Get off!
inner Sakura raged on and Deidara put her on the ground.
She just couldn't move. Her eyes fixated on that long blond fringe of his and the way he smiled was addicting to say the least.
"Hey, pinky!" Deidara's partner poked her forehead. She unfroze to look at the orange masked man and found herself staring into a spinning sharingan.
She felt herself slowly falling asleep, and just before finally closing her eyes, she whispered
"it's not pinky, it's Sakura"
eee! i had fun with that..
what does Pein have planned for Sakura?!
Why is Deidei so confused!?
aaargh. x3
i'd like atleast 10 reviews before i publish chapter two please:3