Chapter 1
A boy stands alone In the middle of his bedroom.
His name is Jason Eddie. Jason is a boy standing at 5 feet 9 inches.
He has short, brown curly hair.
It just so happens that today is this boys' birthday, October 26th 2012

(Switch to Jason Eddie's point of view)

I feel a strange sensation, as if someone is watching me; I shrug off the feeling, knowing full well no one can see me. I decide to grab my party hat from the dresser; after all it is my birthday. Then decide to put the party hat in my sylladex instead of wearing it. Being me, I like to have things the moment I need them, and as such I use an array sylladex. I can pick out any item in my sylladex at any point I want to. And, being as paranoid as I am, I decide to grab my sword from the drawer too, I stow it away in my Bladekind strife specibus.

My mom calls me down for dinner. When I reach the kitchen, delight fills me, my birthday present, or rather, presents, are on the table and so is the cake! It looks so delicious!

It's a rainbow cake on the inside and it's topped with chocolate frosting. It has my favorite character of all time on the top, rainbow dash from my little pony, friendship is magic! My friends are at the table too! Alex brace, Chris Clark, and Dylan heart.

They all sing happy birthday as I sit down, feeling embarrassed, I decide to just take some cake while they're singing. "Really Jason?! You're going to eat while we're singing!? Screw you" we all laugh at Dylan's anger. It's quite funny when he does those little outbursts.

When we're done eating the cake (which all of them hassled me for because it has rainbow dash on it) open my presents, and, I open it to find two disks marked:
Sburb Beta