I'm taking a break from my other fan fics to make this Christmas Carol parody, hope yo like it.
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Krabs was dead, did Eustace know he was dead? No., Eustace Bage was a greedy, nasty old bank manager, no one knew why only his nephew knew, well they thought so. Eustace sat in his office counting his gold coins, the only thing that seemed to make him smile.
"One thousnd one, one thousand two" He counted.
Suddenly the whole bank felt warm.
"Eddward, it feels awfuly warm" Eustace shouted, "have you been useing my coal again?"
He swings open the door to the main room, there at a small wooden desk sat a young man with a ski cap, named Eddward Crachet (A/N: I used the name Crachet for Double Dee's last name, because nobody know's his real last name)
"Sorry, Mr Eustace but it was freezing in here." Eddward said.
"Well that is a deduction in your pay then, got that!" Eustace snarled.
"Yes Mr. Eustace" Eddward hung his head.
Eustace whent back in his office and two men cam into the bank, on was an Indian elephant, named Raj, and the other was an Albino rhino named Clam.
"Merry Christmas Eddward!!" Raj smiled
"Happy Boxing Day!!" Clam shouted, "In Canada" he added.
"Merry Christmas" Eddward replied with a smile on his face, "What brings you here?"
"We have came to collect money for the poor" Raj said.
"Poor" Clam added.
"Yes and we thought that Mr. Bage would give a donation." Raj added.
"Well I don't know." Eddward said, "Mr. Eustace doesn't really give to charity"
"Who goes there?!" Eustace bellowed stomping out of the office.
"We came for a donation" Raj said.
"Donation!' Clam shouted.
"Really?" Eustace said "for which charity"
"The Poor" Clam said.
"Send those good for nothings to the workhouses" Eustace said
"They would rather die" Raj said shocked at Eustace's comment
"Die" Clam shouted.
"Then let them and decrease the surplus population." Eustace said.
The miser wernt back to his office while Eddward put a silver coin in the collection cup.
"That's all I can give" Eddward said.
"We can't accsept this, you have a wife and four kids" Raj said.
"Three, Gwendolen whent off to collage remember" Clam corrected.
"Oh yes, but your son Jim is very ill" Raj said
"Yes, but ther are people less fortunate than me and my family, they need it more than us." Eddward said.
Raj and Clam smiled and Raj said, "God bless you Eddward"
"You too, and Merry Christmas!" Eddward said as the two left.
Then a young man came in, he had red hair and leaf green eyes.
"Aerrow! Merry Christmas!' Eddward smiled with joy.
"And to you too, Mr. Eddward, tell me is uncle Eustace here?" the young man asked.
Eustace stormed out of his office again, this time even more mad.
"Who is it this time Crachet?" Eustace asked.
"It's me uncle Eustace, Aerrow." Aerrow said.
"Oh, I should of known." the miser sneered.
"Merry Christmas uncle Eustace" Aerrow smiled.
"Bah, Humm bug" Eustace said.
"Christmas a humm bug uncle Eustace?" the nephew said confused, "I came to invite you for dinner tomorrow "
"Will there be turkey?" Eustace asked.
"Yes, my wife Piper makes the best turkey in all of Townsville." Aerrow said.
"And Chest nuts, and pie, and dumplings?"
"Yes, my wife and her mother are making a feast for tomorrow"
"Well I ain't going" Eustace snapped.
"But it's Christmas tomorrow" Aerrow said
"Get out!" the miser told his only family.
"Very well, my invention still stands" Aerrow said with a broken heart.
"Whatever" Eustace said.
The heartbroken young man walked out and Eustace turned to Eddward.
"And I exspect you want the day off tomorrow, do you Crachet?" he asked.
"Yes it is Christmas tomorrow" Eddward said.
"Well you're not, you come bright and early tomorrow" Eustace said coldly.
"Yes Mr. Bage" Eddward hung his head.
Hours later Eddward and Eustace closed up and whent their seperat ways.
"Merry Christmas Mr. Bage" Eddward said.
"Bah" Eustace said.
the miser walked down the sidewalk and ran into four kids, a boy in a black and white shirt, named Ben, along with a tall boy with a bad odor with a red and white shirt, and a green jacket, named Ed, the other two where dung beetles, twins only told apart by one wearing a green sash around his coat, named Chip and Skip, they where singing carols.
"Away in the manger"they sang as Eustace walked up.
"Shut up with that noise!" the miser shouted
He walked up to his door, with lion head knockers, he reached for the door and one knocker changed to a crab's face and it cried out "Eustace"
Eustace reached back in shock.
"I must be seeing things" he told himself.
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Well, thats chapter one, guess what the next chapter is going to be