Dance of the Flower Petals Chapter 1: Switchin', a naruto fanfic

Me: Well, this is an attempt at a ficcy that is acutally self-satisfactory, so here I go. It takes place before the gennin exams that naruto passes, so that's that. Teehee.

Sakura: Am I paired with Sasuke-kun?

Me: ... Anyway! this is in the dreamscape dreamscape. 'this is thoughts'. SHANNAROU! this is an Inner Self! In the dreamscape, an Inner Self looks like this CHA!

Sakura: HEY! ANSWER MY QUESTION!

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Sakura was standing on a wide grassy plain. 'Where am I?' she thought, looking around at the blank fluffy sameness all around her. 'This is a weird dream.'

Isn't it obvious? Inner Sakura chuckled.

'No.'

You don't know either? ... Damn.

"Where am I?" said another voice, aloud. Sakura turned to face a girl about her age, maybe a little older. Her short hair was soft orange and her eyes bright blue.

"Well, this is a strange dream," the girl remarked. "Who are you?"

"I'm Haruno Sakura," said Sakura, bowing. "Who are you?"

"Yaezaki Touka-- wait, SAKURA? HARUNO SAKURA?!?"

"Meaning cherry blossom of the spring, yes." Sakura glared. "Why?"

"Then you're an anime character," Touka said lightly.

Anime character? I don't think so CHA! "What the HELL are you talking--"

"Kukuku. So glad for you to join us," chuckled a voice that came from everywhere and nowhere at once.

"Who's there?" asked Sakura and Touka at the same time, looking around.

"Just me," said the voice. "You're here for an experiment."

"Experiment?" Sakura gasped. "What's going on?"

The grass started uprooting itself. The grass around Sakura became cherry blossoms, and the grass around Touka became peach blossoms. All of the flower petals swirled around them.

The peach blossoms collected around Sakura, and the cherry blossoms gathered to cover Touka.

Both girls fell over simultaneously.

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Sakura yawned. "I gotta get up," she muttered to herself. "There's no school today, but I was gonna go shopping with Ino-pig..."

She opened her eyes to an unfamiliar room.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hnnn?" Touka opened her eyes. "Where am I? This must be another dream."

I wish I could say it was, commented a little voice in Touka's head.

'Who the hell are you?' Touka thought frantically.

You know me as 'Inner Sakura'. I sorted looked through your memories when you switched with Sakura. Is that really what's gonna happen? Sasuke-kun's gonna betray us? SHANNAROU I TRUSTED HIM!!!

In spite of herself, Touka smirked at Inner Sakura's reaction. 'Yep. Wait, I'm IN NARUTO?'

Yep. When I leafed through your memories, by the way, I noticed those SasuNaru doujinshi.

'You have a problem with yaoi?'

Not at all. They draw Sasuke-kun so HOT!

'But aren't you jealous of Naru-chan or whatever since you like Sasuke?'

Nope. As long as Sasuke doesn't go with Ino-pig I'm happy. Because she's just not good for him.

'Don't worry. In my opinion, SasuIno sucks!'

Here, here!

Sakura: THAT WAS SHORT! AND THERE WAS NO SASUSAKU ACTION!

Me: Keep dreaming, Sakura. And it was short because it was the first chapter.

Inner Sakura: VIVA LA YAOI! SHANNAROU!

Me: HELLZ YEAH!

Sakura: Hell NO! Man I'm so glad you don't own Naruto or Sasuke would so be gay with him!

Me: That wouldn't be changing anything. They are! ...Inner-chan, please tell us what happens next!

Inner Sakura: CHA! Next time on Dance of the Flow Petals, Sakura-chan and Touka-chan walk in each other's shoes! How will their friends react? Next time: Academy Days and Middle School Haze! I'll be kicking ass as usual so read it SHANNAROU!

Me: Wow Inner-chan, you sound like Naruto!

Inner Sakura: DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT!!!

Me: Ah... Well! Minna-san, tell me if this sucks so far! Should I bother to keep writing?

Sakura: She will even if no one likes it... be warned.

Me: ... yeah I know this is short. It's the first chappy! Gimme a break.