Kisame stumbled into the Dark Fin Tavern , a small village near the Akatsuki lair grinning a stupid semi-drunk smile "hey Kayo-san Itachi kicked me out again guess what that means!" he slurred Kayo the middle aged bartender laughed "alright Kisame -san let me get the guitar" he said "I don't think I can wait that long" Kisame giggled senselessly and began to sing to Kayo's strumming
"bang on the door but she wont let me in
cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin
I knock on the doors from the front to the back
you left me a note telling me I should pack
I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer
hey order me up a whiskey and beer
you ask me why I'm writing this poem
some call it a tavern, but I call it home
Fuck you I'm drunk!
Fuck you I'm drunk!
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
Fuck you I'm drunk!
Fuck you I'm drunk!
and I'm going to be drunk til the next time I'm drunk!
you've given me an option you say I must choose
between you and the liquor
then I'll take the booze
jump on a bus
turn down to the south side
were I'll sit down an exercise my Irish pride
Fuck you I'm drunk!
Fuck you I'm drunk!
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
Fuck you I'm drunk!
(Fuck You) Fuck you I'm drunk!
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!"
Kisame sang threw the night until Itachi came and dragged his sorry ass home. Needless to say the next day he woke up with the worst hangover ever "dear Kami what hit me last night?" he asked "a Sake train" Itachi sighed
FIN