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CHAPTER ONE
BY: IRONCOW
Clark: Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
Lois: You have heat vision? That is news worthy!
Clark: No, Lois. I was trying to hit on you…
Lois: Oh. Maybe next time…
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Clark: You must be made of kryptonite, because being around you makes my knees weak.
Lois: What the hell is a kryptonite?
Clark: You don't know? It's this kind of rock from my planet, Krypton… Its substance is harmful…
Lois. Dork.
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Clark: I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.
Lois: So, you want to die now? –HOLDS UP FIST-
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Clark: I think your clothes are made of kryptonite; we've got to get rid of them immediately!
Lois: What's a kryptonite?
Clark: Didn't you listen when I told you about it? It was my second pick up line.
Lois: No. –CLARK EXPLAINS WHAT A KRYPTONITE IS- You're a pervert!
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Clark: Hey, baby, want to come to my fortress of solitude?
Lois: Where's that?
Clark: Come with me.
Lois: I have to ask the General first. You, come with me.
Clark: Do you hear that? There's a fire in Metropolis! Duty calls! –SPEEDS OFF-
Lois: Chicken!
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Clark: I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
Lois: While you're busy looking at me, someone is in danger. Look at the window.
Clark: What? –LOOKS OUTSIDE- Oh! Hang in there! Help is coming!
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Clark: You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into the orbit. Want to find out how high I can take you?
Lois: You want to get rid of me by throwing me into the universe?
Clark: No. I just want to show you how strong I am.
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Clark: Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about body parts and human anatomy?
Lois: Gladly! This here is my fist. If you don't leave now, I'd be glad to show you how it works for self defense!
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Clark: You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes…
Lois: And that's supposed to impress me how?
Clark: If we were to kiss, we could never stop. –SMILES EVILLY-
Lois: Did you ever think that I couldn't breathe that long?
Clark: We could take breaks…
Lois: Heartless Bastard.
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Clark: You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Want to find out if I can transfer any other powers?
Lois: Your breath stinks.
Clark: That's because I ate a plate of spaghetti awhile ago, with cheese, garlic, and tomato.
Lois: Really? Buy me one!
Clark: Okay, fine.
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Clark: They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least parts of me are anyways.
Lois: You're disgusting, Clark!
Clark: I was talking about my fingers! Look!
Lois: No thanks!
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Clark: They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the powers to look that good!
Lois: Good. At least you're honest about how you look. 'Coz you look pretty ugly.
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Clark: My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
Lois: Then stay close to Mrs. Smith. She's pretty old and gassy.
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Clark: As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
Lois: I am flattered, Clark.
Clark: Really?
Lois: Of course not, Pig!
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Clark: Want to go see the wonders of the world?
Lois: You have a plane ticket?
Clark: No… I was planning to fly.
Lois: You can fly?
Clark: Not yet, but…
Lois: Well, tell that to me if you already know how to fly.
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Clark: As it happens, the suit does come off.
Lois: Don't you think the cape is a little too much?
Clark: But it's cool.
Lois: And is that tights you're wearing?
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Clark: Want to see the reason why they call me the Man of Steel?
Lois: Because you're hard-headed and really annoying?
Clark: No! That's not true!
Lois: You sound like a girl!
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Clark: Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
Lois: No.
Clark: Why?
Lois: Because it's been raining for weeks.
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Clark: They say I'm faster than a speeding bullet. Want to find out?
Lois: Okay, sure. Just wait for me to find my gun… There it is!
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Clark: Did I hit you with my heat vision?
Lois: Because I'm on fire?
Clark: How did you know?
Lois: I've heard that one before.
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Clark: I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now… Want to come along for the ride?
Lois: Can't I take your dog instead?
Clark: Nope. You can only be with me.
Lois: In that case, have fun with the ride by yourself!
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Clark: I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
Lois: What did you feel?
Clark: Very hot.
Lois: -THROWS A CUP OF WATER ON CLARK-
Clark: Why did you do that?
Lois: Because you said it was hot.
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Clark: It's a good thing I've got freeze breath. Because you look dangerously hot!
Lois: You want to turn me into a popsicle?
Clark: No. It was a pick up line!
Lois: It's not working.
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Clark: Lois, do you love me?
Lois: Is that another pick up line?
Clark: No. It's a serious question.
Lois: Yes. I love you.
Clark: Then why do you keep blowing me off? Don't you want me?
Lois: I want you. I just thought your pick up lines are cute. Do you have more?
Clark: Well, no. I ran out.
Lois: Just kiss me already!
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-IRONCOW