Authors note: for those of you who know me, I'm sorry that it's been a while. I was cruising around when I realized that there are very few non-gay Pit fanfics, so my messiah complex took it upon me to write one. Please note that in this fic sheik is female (that's my story and im sticking to it), so don't bitch at me about yaoi. Thank you. (Note: multiple crossovers)

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All games are property of the companies that make them.

Ch 1.

They had given Pit a choice: spend six years in jail for murder three with a deadly weapon, or finish senior year of high school at Gameon High under probation. He would have chosen jail; anything not to stay in school but his mother would have cracked, seeing how she already was in a downward spiral. Therefore, he rode his motorcycle to the parking lot at Gameon, ready to start another 180 days of hell.

He had spotted Isaac getting out of his car. Isaac and he were best friends; they were in the same gang as kids. Isaac noticed Pit and he smiled, "Archangel! I didn't expect to see you back in school." He offered Pit a cigarette but he turned it down; it was not a good idea while on probation.

"Same to you, Vale. Probation?"

Isaac grinned "Possession and aggravated assault. I like it here though, plenty of hot bitches!"

Isaac was always the womanizer of the two, and was very successful.

"Well, here goes nothing."

***

"Link!" the muscular blue haired senior yelled to his best friend. Link looked up through his beach blond hair to see Ike yelling at him from down the hall.

"Son of a bitch, Ike! Where were you the whole summer?" Link ran up to embrace his friend.

"Been with my dad in Altea all vacation. He has a fucking castle, for Christ's sake! I don't get why he won't pay child support…"

Link grunted in pain at his friends' handshake. "Whoa, Ike! You been workin out!"

"Yeah, I trained with my dads honor guard. Speaking of my dad, he made me ambassador here, making me a foreign dignitary. You know what that means?"

"Diplomatic Immunity!" They shouted. That meant easier beer runs.

"Don't let us keep you boys from your man lovin'"

Samus and Zelda had just walked in, looking gorgeous as ever. Zalda ran over to make out with Link; they had been the schools most popular couple since sophomore year, and even though she had dyed her hair brunette, she was amazing as ever.

Samus tossed back her blond locks to look Ike over. "Hey hot stuff, is that a broadsword in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Ike grinned nastily and hugged her tight "Happy as always, Sammy."

"Aw, get a room buttpals!" yelled Ike's younger brother, Marth.

"You're the buttpal, megafag!"

Marth twitched in anger, "I'm not gay just because I've less success with women than you, Link!"

"Speaking of such, where's your life partner Roy?"

"Aw, Fuck you! Ike, back me up here!"

Ike grinned. "Sorry, not after I found that sex toy in your room."

Now it was Marths' turn to laugh, "We all know that was Sams'"

Everyone let out a shocked giggle and Ike got defensive. "Why are you bringing her into this?"

"Well, she has to be satisfied some way and God knows you're not giving her any!"

Samus proceeded to put Marth in a headlock that would have killed a grown tiger, when Lyn came to his rescue.

"Hey, don't hurt him!"

Lyndis was Roys' sister and a supernerd to boot. She was a year ahead of her brother and a guaranteed shoo-in for valedictorian; she had already received job offers from the UNSC. The others of the group tolerated her because it was no secret she liked Marth, and someone had to do their term papers for them.

Marth had emerged from the headlock, gasping for air and nodding thanks.

"Did you hear?" Lyn said to no one in particular, "There's a new kid who supposedly dropped out and re enrolled. They sent him hear because he did time; he's supposed to be badass."

"Humph, Posers" Link muttered.

The doors then swung opened and the new kid entered. He was wearing a leather jacked and tee shirt, with sunglasses out of the seventies. His auburn hair rustled as he walked; never speaking or making eye contact with anyone. Everyone stopped to stare and mutter.

"So that's him."

"They say he killed some guy."

"Who cares, he's hot!"

Pit walked over to the group of friends "Any of you know where first hour history is?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Link sneered.

"Ignore him", Zelda snapped "Its down the hall, room 126"

"Thanks"

Ike stopped him "Is that your bike out front?" gesturing to Pits motorcycle.

"Yeah."

"Whats the engine on her?"

"300 cc" Pit replied

"Nice. Do you have a cold air return?"

"Not yet"

"It's a must. Gets an extra 10 horsepower. I can sell you one for a hundred."

"I'll keep it in mind" He walked off to class.

Like shot his friend a piercing look.

"What? Anyone who knows cycles like that is fine by me!"

I am sorry for this chapter being so bad; I just needed to introduce characters and set a base.

Note: in the part where Ike and Pit speak moto-jargon, please review or pm me if was incorrect on the cold air thingy. More soon ;)