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A Contagious Disease.
AND THEN. BEFORE HE KNEW IT. GAY WAS HAPPENING. THE CONTAGIOUS DISEASE WAS SPREADING. SAKURA WAS THE FIRST ONE TO CATCH IT. NARUTO WAS SCARED, WETTING HIMSELF AS SAKURA TOLD HIM ABOUT HER AND INO'S ROMANTIC NIGHT. WHAT THE FUCK? HE DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN. RUDE. UTTERLY RUDE. THE SECOND ONE TO CATCH IT WAS SHIKAMARU WHO SPENT MOST OF HIS DAYS WATCHING THE CLOUDS AND THINKING THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE CHOUJI CAUSE THEY ARE BIG AND FAT. THAT WAS, UNTIL CHOUJI CAUGHT IT. THE TWO LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. LEE WAS ATTACKED BY HIS TEACHER, GAI-SENSEI WHO WAS THE FORTH VICTIM IN KONOHA. WITH THE PASSING OF SALIVA, LEE CAUGHT IT AND WENT TO THAT SANDY PLACE AND GAVE IT TO GAARA. THE TWO BONE ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. GAARA'S BUTTY WHOLE IS SO LOOSE NOW IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. I LIE. IT IS FUNNY. TEMARI COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE SHIKAMARU WENT ALL HOMO, SO NO ONE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT HER BEING LESBIAN. KANKURO ON THE OTHER HAND WAS A BIG PROBLEM. BY THAT, I MEAN HE HAS A HUGE DICK. GOING TO KONOHA WITH HIS BROTHER AND BOYFRIEND, HE CAUGHT THE DISEASE AND SAW NEJI SITTING ALL LONELY SEEING THAT TENTEN CAUGHT THE GAY AND GAVE IT TO HINATA. THEY DID THIS WEIRD ROMANTIC SUICIDE THING, TOO. FREAKS. KANKURO WENT TO NEJI AND NUDGED HIS ROD INTO NEJI'S BUTTY AND THE TWO HAD MINDLESS SEX FOR FOREVER. NARUTO HAD NOWHERE TO RUN. THE DISEASE WAS SPREADING AND SOON, HE WOULD CATCH IT. KAKASHI WAS ALREADY GAY WITH IRUKA SO NARUTO KNEW THAT HE WOULDN'T GET IT FROM ONE OF THE TWO SO IT WAS A-OKAY. THEN. BANG BANG BANG. RUNNING INTO THE CLOSET AND SHUTTING IT TIGHT, THE BOY TREMBLED. WAS THIS IT?! WHEN THE CLOSET DOOR WAS THROWN OPEN, HIS BLUE EYES CAUGHT SIGHT OF HIS OLD FRIEND. THAT RAVEN HAIR, THOSE DARK EYES, AND THAT EMOTIONLESS FACE. OH NO. HE IS HARD. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK. "Sasuke..." PITIFUL. HE SOUNDED EVER SO PITIFUL. WHEN HE FELT PRESSURE ON HIS FOREARM, HE WAS UNEXPECTEDLY PULLED OUT OF THE CLOSET AND THROWN ROUGHLY ON THE FLOOR. A SMALL LITTLE WHIMPER ESCAPED THE BACK OF HIS THROAT. NARUTO LOOKED AROUND HIS ROOM AND SAW THE RED HEAD. EW. THEN THE SILVER SHARK AND THE ORANGE HAIRED MAN. SUIGETSU HAD THE ORANGE HAIRED MAN'S ARM AROUND HIM, LEANING IN SLIGHTLY ON THE MAN'S CHEST. KARIN WAS STAYING SILENT WITH THAT USUAL UGLY DYKE LOOK. SUDDENLY, SOMETHING SOFT HIT HIS CHEEK. EYES TURNING BACK TO SASUKE, HIS FACE TURNED HOT. SASUKE WAS KISSING HIS CHEEK! OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD. "I love you, Sasuke!" THE BLONDE CALLED OUT, HANDS WRAPPING AROUND THE OLDER MAN'S NECK, FACE DIGGING INTO THE CROOK OF SASUKE'S NECK. SKILLED HANDS TRAVELLED DOWN HIS SIDES TEASINGLY. THEN THEY HAD MIND BLOWING SEX OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Tears ran down Karin's cheek. "WHY????!!!!!!1111!!1!?!!?!" Then she died.
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