This story rocks, I wrote it like 2 second ago while my teach was like being boring so yayayay me
Sam and barney and a bag of weed
Sam: Barney is coming run, run, run……. Heheh they fell for it, those losers
Barney: That wasn't nice little missy
Sam: Omg I...I...I luvvvvvvvvvvvvv you
Barney: Let's sing a song
Sam: Hell yes
Barney and Sam: I LUV YOU. YOU LOVE ME, WERE A HAPPY FAMILY!!!!
Sam: This is so cool
Barney: I've got to tell you something, little missy... It's a secret though, so you cant tell anyone, promise?
Sam: I promise.
Narrator: Barney takes of his head showing Michael Jackson, he then opens his tail and pulls out some green plants. Hm, I wonder what those are...
Sam: Omg the rumors are true, you ARE Michael Jackson… And you have weed in your tail... No wonder the kids surround you.
Barney/Michael: ……
Sam: So, where's your surprise? Let me guess, in your pocket?
Barney/Michael: I luv you
Narrator: Barney/Michael reaches out for Sam as she starts to cry
Barney/Michael: Don't cry Sam, do you need a hug?
Sam: Yess
Barney/Michael: I will never leave you
Sam: But, what about all the other little boys? I mean you like boys and I'm a girl. Plus I have a small butt...
Barney/Michael: That's ok. I'll just cheat on you when you're not looking or even when you are looking it, dosent matter
Sam: You mean that?
Barney/Michael: Of course
Sam: I luv you
Barney/Michael: Cool, to the bedroom it is
Sam: Is my surprise in there?
Barney/Michael: You bet, you bet
Narrator: Barney/Michael leads sam into the bedroom as he grins evily... She was never seen again, though some say you can still hear her in there….well that's all for now folks cya and remember, Michael Jackson cares so give him your kids. Hehehe.