A/N Everyone seems to be doing this and I'm a mainstream fucker so must do it too. Lol no I just think this is fucking Hilarious! Anyways I'm ill so have a lot of time on my hands... Lets go through with this torture!
Disclaimer: I have no clue who in their right mind would think I own this... but it all goes to Tara (thank god!)
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)haha that's hilarious... not. 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Which means yeahh, that way. raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. She's done a great job so far. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! As in Bieber? May he be sooo happy with this.. charming girl. MCR ROX! I'll take your word for it.
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Loooong name.. and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) No shit Sherlock. with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears tad descriptive.. and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!I'm OUT!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.So you wish you were related to a 'hottie' Inceeeeest!I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.Last time I checked vampires teeth were like that... but I'll take your word for it. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Cool, there are two Hogwarts'. The one I know is in Scotland. where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).That makes logical sense, as you kind of have to be.. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell)No, I really couldn't.. and I wear mostly black. HEY! You're a goth! I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. So you're a muggle?For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink pink? I thought you were a goth? fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation,but you're pale? black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun,really? which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Charming child.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! Yaaaaaay.. probably here to insult you or something... That's our Draco!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.Shyly? Draco Malfoy is NOT shy!
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Awww poor you.
AN: IS it good? Nope. Far from it.PLZ tell me fangz! I just did.