The shark laughed happily as he skewered the body of his dearest beloved.
The white shark could not care less if his loved one was dead or alive, because either way, he will always love his beloved.
And even when the body became so disoriented that no one could tell who it was, the white shark kept at it until the legs were in the head's mouth and the head was stuffed inside the body through the neck.
When he stopped, the shark was felt bored. His deceased lover was no fun anymore, and so he swam through the ocean looking for a friend.
When he stopped swimming, the white shark found a friend!
"Hello, friend!" Sung the salmon shark.
"Hello, Sal." Replied the octopus in a monotone voice.
"Why, what happened? Why are you so gloomy?" Asked the shark.
"Somebody that was precious to me is dead." Came the reply from the dead-eyed octopus.
"What a shame!" The salmon shark whistled as he decided to play with his octopus friend.
His octopus friend, though not to pleased, played with the white cheery shark.
They played tagged and hide n' seek until the octopus was tired.
The octopus, too tired to play, laid at the bottom of the sea. The shark felt bad for the sleepy octopus and decided to help him rest by giving the octopus eternal rest.
"There!" Said the helpful salmon shark, "this should help the octopus rest from his miseries! Although, it is his heart that hurts him, so perhaps I shall go the extra mile!"
The shark whistled as he dug into the octopus's flesh and scooped up the octopus's heart from the body. The salmon shark bit into the heart and threw it down.
"Disgusting," the salmon shark sneered, "why, this octopus's heart is so bitter even I can't eat it!"
The shark knew exactly what he had to do. He dug into the octopus's flesh and threw out the other organs. The octopus did not deserve having any of his organs as he slept forever. It was very fun!
However, the fun did not last long, and soon the white shark was bored.
"Oh well!" Sighed the shark as a cheerful smiled crept onto his face, "I'll just find another friend!"
Once again, the innocent white salmon shark swam and swam across the ocean, looking for a friend.
He thought to stop as the water grew colder, but luckily there was a friendly orca who was wading near an iceberg up ahead.
"Hello!" Sang the white shark.
"Good evening," said the orca without a flinch.
"It is indeed a good evening!" Laughed the white shark, "say, what are you waiting for?"
"I am waiting for an idiot wolf to come by so I might have some fun." The orca replied with a smirk.
"How nice!" The white shark beamed with a smile and swam closer to the orca.
"Will you be my friend?" The shark asked.
"Sure," responded the orca.
In his happiness, the shark played a game of wrestling with the orca, which slowly turned into a game of tag. Before long, the shark and the orca had to rest because they were tired out from all the playing.
The shark and orca laid side by side, their blood staining the ocean with red.
"Why, you're quite good!" Panted the shark.
"You are too." The orca heaved.
As the two laid there, they both slowly drifted to sleep, despite their futile attempts to stay awake.
When the shark awoke, he realized his intestines were almost out of his body, and the friendly orca was nowhere to be found; there was only a trail of blood remarking where the friend went.
However, the white shark did not mind too much. He too left a gift for his playmate! Indeed, before sleep overtook the shark, he had gnawed off the orca's left arm and took off a chunk of his side when the exhausted orca was asleep.
The white shark knew his own wounds were probably fatal and would take a very long time to heal if it did not kill him. Instead of worrying about his pain, the white salmon shark laughed a heartfelt laugh, and listened as his laugh echoed throughout the ocean.
What a fun day!