Girls are weird.

Plan and simple. They just don't make sense. Here Huey was, about to rattle the foundation of the industrialized classims of the world, and Jazmine was having a tea party with Cindy in the front yard. They even refused to help him in his revolution so they could giggle and sip their imaginary tea. When Huey explained to them how the new order would work, they just practically ignored him.

"You have to go," Jazmine said quickly, her nose in the air, "This is a girls only tea party,"

"Oh, so discrimination is how you like to play," Huey snapped, "Well why stop at sex? Why not anyone who isn't more than half white? Or even people who have brown hair? When's the maddness, gonna end, Jazmine?"

"Huey, if you want to join our tea party you'll have to wait until later," Jazmine explained patiently, "That's when Riley and Caesar are coming,"

"Yeah, but right now it's girls only," Cindy grinned sweetly, "But you really should come back later, Huey,"

"Ohhh!! You're not even drinking tea!" Huey snapped, tucking the rolled up plans under his arm, "It's sprite!"

Cindy and Jazmine ignored him again and went along playing and sipping their sprite-tea along with several stuffed animals. What the hell? Stuffed animals can't engage in social conversation, they couldn't drink tea...even if it was only sprite. Huey stormed off towards his house. Why were girls so weird?

This caused more interest in his thoughts. Why were they so different from boys? They cried all the time, they were constantly trying to make things (and themselves) pretty, they liked to receive presents more than Riley did, and adults hardly ever punished them for anything. It was as if they had this... this power to get out of trouble. He had seen Jazmine do it on many, many seperate occasions.

Peering out his window, he calculated his hypothosis- Girls were actually aliens! And they were just waiting for the full scale invasion before they struck! Keeping everyone appeased by their sweet faces and thoughtful ways of speaking.

He gulped and reached for his phone, dialing Caesar's house.

Ring Ring Ring

"Hello?"

"Hey Mrs. Caesar, is Michael home?"

"Oh hey, Huey! Sure! Lemmie get em,"

Huey waited for a few beats before the phone was passed to his friend who answered with his signature, "Yo?"

"Caesar, we got a problem,"

"What is it?"

"I can't explain much, but I'm afraid the enemy has us surrounded worse than we thought,"

"Oh my gosh, how?"

"Because, Caesar," Huey said slowly, "It's girls,"

"Girls?"

"They're the enemy spies from the other planets!"

"That... that makes so much sense,"

"I know! Get over here! We need to discuss a tactic!"

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im so in over my head right now XD oh well. This idea seemed super cute to me. and its only gonna get more and more crazeh