kars had been floating around in sppase for a pretty long time all fucked up or something
"sigh, whne the heck will i get OUT of here" said kars
all of a suden a piss yellow spase ship stopped by him (no its not gyro i know what youre thinking) and the space ships trunk opened and sucked kars in
"whhhahaaaahhaaaat thhe heeeeeck! where am i going...?!"
kars hit his head really hard and passt out
whne kars woke up he was strapt to a table he tried to get out bt hes a weak fag...
he heard 2 ppl talking it was mikikata and his alien space mom (his space mom is hotter than josukes mom)
"wht the HELL" let me GO! i am a pilare man!"
mikataeko hung up his space phone after saying bye to his hot space mom and walked over to where was kars?
"dotn frickin yell i was on hte phon with my space mom you idiot i dont want her to know i have another dude in my shipe"
"why woudl that veen matter" said kars
"becuase she knowes im in2 interspecies gay" mikitakeo retortde
"HUH/" screeched kars
"i am a big fat gay space man so b quiete shh!" mikitake shoved his space socks into kars mouth
end chapter 1
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